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Jalal (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #96 on: July 18, 2006, 01:56 PM »

@MerC how many times did that happen to you?? Grin Grin Grin
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #97 on: July 18, 2006, 02:23 PM »

MANY TIMES JALAL!
But me? I never said anything o!
It is ma ITK friends that will be
protesting like say na their own nyash!  Undecided
Badman888 (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #98 on: July 18, 2006, 02:26 PM »

mmmmmmm mer-c are u sure

in junior secondary school we usually put the duster on the floor, for student teachers who are young so they can bend down to pick and u no what u see  Grin. anyhow that was then so stupid
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #99 on: July 18, 2006, 02:33 PM »

LMAO LMAO!! boys will always be boys abi!!!  Cheesy
Jalal (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #100 on: July 18, 2006, 02:40 PM »

@MerC that woulda hav been a nice spectacle to watch!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #101 on: July 18, 2006, 02:47 PM »

spectacle ke?  Shocked Shocked
It wasn't funny o!
Once I couldn't sit down for 3 days.
That oloshi teacher!

But I had to keep doing "odeshi"
because of ma big ego now!  Tongue
Kai haba! that teacher betta not meet
me in the future o!  Angry
me,myself (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #102 on: July 18, 2006, 04:22 PM »

lol, poor teacher, not!!!lmao
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #103 on: July 18, 2006, 04:29 PM »

lol abi!  Grin
raphy (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #104 on: July 18, 2006, 07:24 PM »

hi all
were r the guys very funny tot, as 4 me i attended arakan barrack pry school apapa then proceed to randle sec schol apapa my school was puplic i remeber som prefect used to punish late comers 2 wash 2 teachers toilet it was stinky Undecided Undecided Lips sealed Embarrassed
WesleyanA (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #105 on: July 18, 2006, 09:00 PM »

who remembers being told not to follow any friends to their homes or not to take food from strangers if you don't want to be turned into money or a goat?
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #106 on: July 18, 2006, 09:18 PM »

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Cheesy

I remember that! Or shaking hands with strangers
incase the steal ur privates or boobs?
U remember how u should never pick money
from the ground incase u turn into yam?
OH!! who remembers gbomo gbomo??  Huh Shocked Cheesy Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #107 on: July 18, 2006, 09:20 PM »

OMG OMG. I remember gbomo gbomo. Shittt! They were real oo. That's not even a lie.

And picking money from the ground and turn to yam. I believed it, but the day i saw 50 naira on the ground. I made the cross sign, prayed a little bit. Took the money and went home. lol

And there were so many more days like that. Wink
Badman888 (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #108 on: July 18, 2006, 09:21 PM »

that thing happens ooo, somebody cut bread and blood came out, they found out it was a students body
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #109 on: July 18, 2006, 09:22 PM »

JESUS BADMAN!!! EJO O!!  Shocked Shocked Shocked

hot-angel! I like ur style o!  Cheesy
WesleyanA (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #110 on: July 18, 2006, 09:23 PM »

I swear to God i found dollars on the floor once while coming back from school and didn't pick them up because i found palm oil rubbed on the corner.
I should have picked the money  Tongue but oh well.
There was a story in the newspaper that some guy turned into yam and blood came out of it.

do you remember those mallams? those little stores that sell candies and cookies? good days. I used to waste my lunch money on those.

"in case they steal your privates or boobs" Cheesy Cheesy
too bad i didn't have anything then. lol
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #111 on: July 18, 2006, 09:25 PM »

LMAO!! mallams. . .
my meguard was a mallam.
I used to collect indomine on credit! LOL!! Cheesy Cheesy

Lol wesley notin ke? LOL!!  Cheesy Cheesy
Badman888 (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #112 on: July 18, 2006, 09:26 PM »

lol Mer- C and WesleyanA

did u guys have different punishments like okada, pick pin, helicopter, because i no some schools they don't even brush them
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #113 on: July 18, 2006, 09:28 PM »

pick pin was like meeting SATAN O!!  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Thunder fya those teachers!!!  Angry
WesleyanA (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #114 on: July 18, 2006, 09:35 PM »

Quote from: Mer-C on July 18, 2006, 09:25 PM

Lol wesley notin ke? LOL!! Cheesy Cheesy

 Cheesy I was just an innocent skinny little kid. jeez

Quote from: Badman888 on July 18, 2006, 09:26 PM
lol Mer- C and WesleyanA

did u guys have different punishments like okada, pick pin, helicopter, because i no some schools they don't even brush them

only my parents used "kneel down and close your eyes" and "stroll down?" i don't remember if that's what it's called.
at school they used "cain" or tell you to leave the class. I was a good student and most of the times i got beat was when the teacher got mad at the whole class. lol
plus i was a teachers pet.  Tongue

"Thunder fya those teachers!!!   Angry"

lol. I remember calling my teacher a witch. not to her face though. she was sooo mean  Embarrassed
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #115 on: July 18, 2006, 09:38 PM »

hahahaha,  'Thunder fire'. OMG MER-C. U remember it all don't u? It's been a while i heard "thunder fire". lol

PIck pin was hard men. Gosh!!!

And wesley, u should have picked the money haaa! U pray and make the cross sign like i do. lol

Do u guys remember seeing "ebo" under banana trees? Those little bowl with palm oil, egg, and leave? Lord have mercy.

haaa  meguards. I collected so many things on credit from the meguard near my house oo. He'll just give em to me when i get there. lol. And of course, indomie and cowbell milk was NUMBER ONE! I'm sure u remember COWBELL now!!!
Badman888 (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #116 on: July 18, 2006, 09:38 PM »

mmmmmmmmmmm teachers pet i used to hate all those gals that where teacher pets, they are annoying any small thing u tell them u would be brushed by the teacher  Huh Grin
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #117 on: July 18, 2006, 09:41 PM »

COWBELL?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH  Cheesy Cheesy
worst milk ever made!  Lips sealed

OH SHIT! who remembers agbalumo? and how u knock it
on the wall to make it sweet while singing sum random song?  Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #118 on: July 18, 2006, 09:41 PM »

I think almost every girl wasa teachers pet at one time or the other! lol. I know i was my teacher little wife. lol. That was In J.S.S 2 tho.

He would make me write Names of noise makers. ohh i hated doing that!!  Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #119 on: July 18, 2006, 09:43 PM »

Ha Mer-C, u know cowbell was Good THEN. Maybe now, it's bad. I also used to collect condensed peak milk from him. That thing had sugar, but he only gave me those on ocassion. they were expensive, and not just common 10 naira. lol

Agbalumo,  Ohh lord have mercy. Do u remember 'station'? The seed inside agbalumo. That random song. Rubbing it on the wall. As if that'll make it sweeter. lol,  Ohh  and u know how u use the inner part to make 'chewing gum'?

And do  u remember how we would break the station, and use the thing inside it to make "earings"? hahaha
Badman888 (m)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #120 on: July 18, 2006, 09:44 PM »

cowbell is horrible i tell u yuck,

as bad as BLUE BAND and CABIN biscuit
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #121 on: July 18, 2006, 09:45 PM »

WHo say CABIN BISCUIT IS BAD?? Aye mi ooo. I can agree that blue band wasn't ALl that good. But cabin biscuit was the bomb men!!
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #122 on: July 18, 2006, 09:46 PM »

OH LAWD HOT-ANGEL!!
I love u gurl!
I remember "station" LOL!  Cheesy
I used to make chewing gum outa
those things alot! I liked sugar cane
season so much too.
Kai! who remembers suya and kilishi?  Cheesy
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #123 on: July 18, 2006, 09:47 PM »

are u serious?  Shocked
I loved blue band and planta!!
GOOD BUTTERS!!  Cheesy Cheesy
mamaput (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #124 on: July 18, 2006, 09:49 PM »

Yes there was a time the Oba died and they said they were looking for 50 heads to bury him with .
No one as going out . When ever i saw even a farmer  on the road with his hoe or cutlass , i ran for my dear life thinking it was a head hunter.

I was never a teachers pet. My teachers hated me and i hated them.
Later i found out why.
I used to tell my mum stories of what happens in school, little did i know that my mum was going to infrom the principal. Even up to Teacher/boyfriend  stories.

Till one fine day Night prep, my class teacher and house mistress came to night prep , they called me out and warned me to stop  telling my mum stories ,that am not a small girl and i keep putting them into trouble.

The first thing that passed my mind was go and ask mum.
But i held my mouth shut with both hands, and never told her anything again.
mamaput (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #125 on: July 18, 2006, 09:50 PM »

Blueband with a hot loaf of bread or carbin  (plank) the best.
Mer-C (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #126 on: July 18, 2006, 09:52 PM »

eyah mamaput!
LOL PLANK!! HOT BREAD!!
That's the deal gurl!!!!  Cheesy Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria
« #127 on: July 18, 2006, 09:58 PM »

Mer-C.

Love u too  girl. And OF COURSE I LOVBE SUGAR cane. Sugar cane in hausa LAND are SOO freaking good. Buy a whole LOng stick, take it home and cut it. Those useless annoying flies sometimes disturb you, but once u get in the house they r gone. lol

Mango in hausa land, Ohhh soo fxxcking GOOD! Oooo la la. I used to eat those stuffs in lagos. But getting to Gombe and tasting their fruits. It all tasted ohhh soo good. lol.

And what about Jos carrot!!! CHineke mei ooooo,  Mmm. Long, thick juicy, sweet carrots!!!

And yes now, Kilishi!!! Girl KIlishi was the deal. WHAT ABOUT Fura de Nunu? Or do u spell urs as nono? Nunu was the main SHYT!!!!!! I could drink a  big whole bucket!!!


Hmmm, not to talk of my suya! My favorite hause people suya. With onions and that karago pepper. *licks lip*, I dey go back to Gombe men!
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