The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

That means 2 boys and 2 girls.

What a joke?! I honestly laughed out loud to this, got colleagues in the office asking what was funny. Thanks mate, for the dose of healthy laughter.

funny  very funny. have a good day dear sister

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Very funny! aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ye! Nice Joke!

are you looking for anything funny again? infact, this is funny itself ! can't stop laughing. my  co workers here thot i was mad because i laughed out real loud to the extent of getting the attention of my boss.
hot angel, you are da bomb ! nice one shori. i really love this joke !
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