Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1)

Nairaland Jokes section is not just a section like every other section here.
Its bigger, Its better and its matured because not everybody lasts here for long.
Its like a family where everyone takes blows from another without complain.
Where everyone is expecting a blow also without regard to who it'D come from.
Life is better when what you expect happens (whether good thing or bad thing)
Rather than when you are caught off-guard.

I have learnt a lot from mixing with humourous people here unlike other sections.
I am very happy to announce that all the consistent jokers here are great people.
Starting from the highly smart and understanding CLEMCYKUL,
Down to GABRY, ELIZA,ROOMMATE and every other girl who resisted and responded
To offensive Jokes from hard liners like MILLA D KING OF JOKES(by unanimous vote), INFOMAMA, CBASE D RABBIT(by resemblance), JEOVY D TRUCK PUSHER(by reality),
Down to FOLAHAN D CENSUS COUNTER.

The family we have created here will be remembered by the current members
and the members who will come long after we are gone.


TO THE NEW MEMBERS,

THIS IS NOT A SECTION FOR OPINIONS ON HOW TO LIVE YOUR DAILY LIVES,
THIS IS NOT A SECTION TO GET OFFENDED BY WHAT SOMEONE SAYS.
THIS IS NOT A SECTION TO POST A SERIOUS ISSUE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE TREATED WITH JOKES IN OUR MINDS AS USUAL.

FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE FAMILY BUT YOU MUST BE WARNED.
BECOMING A MEMBER OF ANY HUMAN FAMILY TAKES ATLEAST

NINE MONTHS .
IF YOU DOUBT ME , ASK YOUR MUM.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

*OPENS MOET AND CHANGDON*

@ showingbobo
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So u know who be Eliza?

how him profession take affect una?

Me self no know who be Eliza o

Where is your head?

Na who make sammy king?

Make una focus oh

That one sef na over title

Hail King Sam Milla - San 

sam who is Eliza? 

I've told u not to call me eliza, makes me look like osuofia's wife 

na u talk o

Can't you see ojoro (cheating) here? How can she be adopted into the family before other veterans on nairaland? The fact that she eats,drinks, breaths, shit & fart nairaland ( she averages 58 posts a day )does not mean she should be adopted before veterans like ituen, sauce kid and gunpoint. _{i wonder what happened to the soja}

Oga Sam is partial

if una break head finish let me know

Sam i don comot from ya roommate to landlady 

unkle kunle metinksuavacrushonGabry

@romade

for real ?