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DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #96 on: October 08, 2008, 02:02 AM »

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My thong does not move.  At least i don't feel it moving.  If it is then the movement is minimal making it just rub on my asshole. 

but isnt the same bacteria present in your asshole when you have on undies?  or is there something in thongs that makes you have more bacteria?
yes, it wraps itself on your anus while the other one doesn't. thongs were not meant to be worn twice or for a long time for that matter originally. It's when the likes of Pataki and Hannibal started eating them during sex like a famished tiger that this business acumen hit the Chinese designers. Today it's a big business.
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #97 on: October 08, 2008, 02:03 AM »

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Abeg I dey go watch the 2nd Presidential Debate.
me too.
~Sauron~
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #98 on: October 08, 2008, 02:04 AM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 02:02 AM
yes, it wraps itself on your anus while the other one doesn't. thongs were not meant to be worn twice or for a long time for that matter originally. It's when the likes of Pataki and Hannibal started eating them during sex like a famished tiger that this business acumen hit the Chinese designers. Today it's a big business.

You are insane!!!!
Who eats thongs during sex??
A certified virgin like me?? U gotta be kidding me.
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #99 on: October 08, 2008, 02:05 AM »

Deepzone,

I am really trying to understand how more air gets to my asshole when i have on reg. undies then when i have on thongs.

my ass is still big and the checks of my ass still close in around my asshole.

maybe the way i am is different then other women.

I use "always" brand wipes after i wipe with tissue.

I buy thongs that fit properly and thus don't move when my ass checks bounce.

maybe you just don't understand how thongs work.


* wipes.gif (9.98 KB, 315x150 )
~Sauron~
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #100 on: October 08, 2008, 02:08 AM »

Quote from: sistawoman on October 08, 2008, 02:05 AM
Deepzone,

I am really trying to understand how more air gets to my asshole when i have on reg. undies then when i have on thongs.

my ass is still big and the checks of my ass still close in around my asshole.

maybe the way i am is different then other women.

I use "always" brand wipes after i wipe with tissue.

I buy thongs that fit properly and thus don't move when my ass checks bounce.

maybe you just don't understand how thongs work.

Cheese n Rice!!!

Ya ass is big, the butt cheeks bounce and they close around your asshole . . .
Isn't this too graphic for an online forum??
Sistawoman, u need to slow down.
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #101 on: October 08, 2008, 02:10 AM »

Quote from: Pataki on October 08, 2008, 02:02 AM

Abeg I dey go watch the 2nd Presidential Debate. Cheesy

thanks for reminding me  i set it to record.
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #102 on: October 08, 2008, 02:23 AM »

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Deepzone,

I am really trying to understand how more air gets to my asshole when i have on reg. undies then when i have on thongs.

my ass is still big and the checks of my ass still close in around my asshole.

maybe the way i am is different then other women.

I use "always" brand wipes after i wipe with tissue.

I buy thongs that fit properly and thus don't move when my ass checks bounce.

maybe you just don't understand how thongs work.

Create a picture of both in your head and you will get what am saying. i really should go deeper than this and also remember that friction comes from your laps and both flaps of your butts grinding each other. Then imagine the thong string that is trapped inside quite unlike the ordinary undies that is not only absorbent but stays out of that kinetic process.
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #103 on: October 08, 2008, 02:27 AM »

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No man wants you to take off your jeans, shirt or dress and see you in thongs but see a pantie liner.  That is sooooooooo not sexy, and i am sure a boner turn down.

What kind of jumbo pantyliner do they sell around you and must every event involving thongs lead to sex?
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #104 on: October 08, 2008, 02:33 AM »

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What kind of jumbo pantyliner do they sell around you and must every event involving thongs lead to sex?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Go and watch the debate joo.
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #105 on: October 08, 2008, 02:40 AM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on October 08, 2008, 02:27 AM
What kind of jumbo pantyliner do they sell around you and must every event involving thongs lead to sex?

no but the point is i don't know when sex might come up.  spontaous

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 02:33 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Go and watch the debate joo.

Tell mccain to stop stealing president obamas words and to answer the questions
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #106 on: October 08, 2008, 02:41 AM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 02:33 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Go and watch the debate joo.

multitasker l'omo  Cool
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #107 on: October 08, 2008, 02:44 AM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on October 08, 2008, 02:41 AM
multitasker l'omo Cool

is mccain sleeping with joe liberman?

i am tired of hearing his name come out of his mouth
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #108 on: October 08, 2008, 02:45 AM »


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Tell mccain to stop stealing president obamas words and to answer the questions
I thought he's your baby daddy? Grin Grin
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #109 on: October 08, 2008, 03:09 AM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 02:45 AM
I thought he's your baby daddy? Grin Grin

lol
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #110 on: October 08, 2008, 03:12 AM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 02:45 AM
I thought he's your baby daddy? Grin Grin

what i want to be is President Obama's monica. Wink
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #111 on: October 08, 2008, 04:49 AM »

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what i want to be is President Obama's monica

If Michelle get you ehn? Undecided Undecided Undecided
olaremint (m)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #112 on: October 08, 2008, 05:33 AM »

shame on you all for talking rudely about the best pant ever invented, g-string, damn their sight makes men jelly, ladies if you are thinking of dumping your guy, never wear Grin Grin Grin Grin a gstring.
A-40 (m)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #113 on: October 08, 2008, 05:42 AM »

Is this Nairaland or Pornoland?  Shocked

@Deepzone
I throway salute!! Vanilla Pata!! your nasty mind must be working over-time to conjure this outlandish shit day in day out
Aloy.Emeka
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #114 on: October 08, 2008, 05:01 PM »

Are men really chopping flavoured obante? Who are these men that partake in this mayhem? Nigerians should stop imitating every oyibo culture bikonu. Which one is eating a woman's pant even if she just wore it for a second?

This one pass woman wrapper, na pant chopper.  Craze the worry una wey be women. When did your pant become amala? Thank God no Nigerian woman resident in Nigeria is requesting from men to eat her pants yet but am afraid they will soon import that stupid culture. I am sure that the men that do this can even eat sanitary pad because of sex.
Aloy.Emeka
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #115 on: October 08, 2008, 05:05 PM »

Let me also warn Nigerian women living abroad that are planning to bring this culture home. Just hang in there because we will not have any problem prosecuting any woman that feeds her husband with obante/pant.
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #116 on: October 08, 2008, 06:22 PM »

Please y'all Nigerian men should stop fronting because you eat shit day by day. That goes to show how stupid most men can be. Undecided Undecided
jennykadri
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #117 on: October 08, 2008, 07:39 PM »

i don't understand this thread,is that that putting on g-string is bad or what? Huh
~Sauron~
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #118 on: October 08, 2008, 08:05 PM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 06:22 PM
Please y'all Nigerian men should stop fronting because you eat shit day by day. That goes to show how stupid most men can be. Undecided Undecided

Noted!!!!
Anything else?? Cool
DeepZone
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #119 on: October 08, 2008, 09:11 PM »

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Noted!!!!
Anything else??

Are you ready to swear with your ancestors that you'll stop eating them? Tongue
sistawoman (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #120 on: October 08, 2008, 09:15 PM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 09:11 PM
Are you ready to swear with your ancestors that you'll stop eating them? Tongue

so your objection is not to wearing them but eating them.

Then i agree eating undies is nasty.
~Sauron~
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #121 on: October 08, 2008, 10:00 PM »

Quote from: DeepZone on October 08, 2008, 09:11 PM
Are you ready to swear with your ancestors that you'll stop eating them? Tongue

I have never eaten anything as such.
Ma lips are blessed and won't be lured into eating anything that murky.
biolabee (m)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #122 on: October 08, 2008, 10:10 PM »

there seems to be a brew between deepzone, pataki and sauron abeg o make una pick una gauntlets so we can face the issue,
biolabee (m)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #123 on: October 08, 2008, 10:11 PM »

so can anyone actually give us a reference on this thing and that it actually exists,

deepzone?
Leilah (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #124 on: October 08, 2008, 10:21 PM »

I have never worn a G string in my life and never will either, hate them things.
Chrisbenogor (m)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #125 on: October 08, 2008, 10:34 PM »

Nairalanders una get power no be small, me personally I think if we actually put into consideration the amount of danger we face from bacteria everyday we would always look like astronauts, from the rays of the sun to the air we breath to lead in baby's toys we are in danger everyday. Wetin man no know no go kill am, some men give head why can dey not eat obante (e remove the nyash part oh, lol).

Point is deepzone if you say bacteria is the reason you do not wear G strings that would be like saying all your clothes cover you from head to toe because you want to avoid dangerous sun rays Grin
Tgirl4real (f)
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #126 on: October 08, 2008, 10:39 PM »

I can't believe I opened this thread and read it through. So raw,  It should be moved to the sexuality section IMHO.

Pataki,
Nawa 4 this ur tussle with deepzone, but u bad!!! Lol
jennykadri
Re: Vanilla Pata
« #127 on: October 08, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: Leilah on October 08, 2008, 10:21 PM
I have never worn a G string in my life and never will either, hate them things.

then u r missing alot Cool
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