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Scopium
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Keep telling yourself that and you just might believe it if you are lucky
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gabrywyl (f)
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I am lucky na  |
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showbobo (m)
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Pssttt |
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Scopium
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Why is this boy pssttting all over the place?
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clemcykul (m)
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evidence of hunger
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Scopium
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I think you are very correct
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gabrywyl (f)
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But I already feed him with groundnuts ohhh |
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showbobo (m)
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Feed me with . . . . . . . . . . . . . i want something natural
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gabrywyl (f)
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natural. ok. How about Cow Dunk?
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showbobo (m)
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Shittt. . . . . . I want something juicy and natural from you  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Juicy and natural?  MY PEE?   |
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Scopium
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Yeah your PEE is natural and juicy for show 
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JazzyJ (f)
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ok scop i cud take a week off n be with u.   |
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gabrywyl (f)
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I join too!!!! No worries, I sleep in the middle of the bed and wont make a sound. I no cause wahala |
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ituen (m)
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na wetin romance dey do here?
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JazzyJ (f)
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gabry if u come ok i allow but no sleeping in between us. plz
we would send u to either showbobo or infobaba
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gabrywyl (f)
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na wetin romance dey do here?
Its call da brotherly sisterly love gabry if u come ok i allow but no sleeping in between us. plz
we would send u to either showbobo or infobaba
NOOOOO!!!!! I want you two read me bed time story before I sleep and what if lightining strikes??? U are suppose to comfort me. . . . So I am sleeping in da middle !  |
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JazzyJ (f)
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! we want to be alone for the two days ituen can read u d bed time story story u can hug d doggy for comfort juz leave me n scop to be alone |
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gabrywyl (f)
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How about I sleep in the middle for 2 hours?
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JazzyJ (f)
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still disturbing
what is we wan to bla bla bla during the two whole hours?
think
think
think
dun be a mumu
plz
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gabrywyl (f)
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but whether i am sleeping in the middle or outside, you two no fit blablabla because my ears are sensitive to noises.  |
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JazzyJ (f)
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if u r outside we dun care if u hear but nt when u r in d middle so bak off |
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gabrywyl (f)
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but I'm allergic to noises ohhh |
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ituen (m)
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! we want to be alone for the two days ituen can read u d bed time story story u can hug d doggy for comfort juz leave me n scop to be alone i don't have time to read bedtime stories or sing lullabies Go hug the doggies as for me, i aint getting up from my la-z-boy |
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gabrywyl (f)
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But. . . . But. . . . U have to help me wash my undies as promise. . . . How u fit be lazy boy now? |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Your shit cannot come out? No worries I get my toilet assistant Infobaba to help you out there. |
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ituen (m)
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Hey gabby,
i promised to wash only ur thongs and not those big undies.
Meanwhile i'm watching a movie, resting on my LA-Z-BOY
i'm not a lazy boi
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infobaba (m)
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Reporting for duty
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gabrywyl (f)
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Jazzy, Yes, how may I help you Darling? Ituen, I am against wearin thongs hia. You know why? If I shit and I no wipe properly with ass wipe, I go stain da thong you know? Info, what are you reporting for? What duty I mean |
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