Below is a complete transcript of a conversation I had with a Nairaland member on yahoo messenger. Why wont people quit?
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dokita002: hello elbaron, this is busymantle from Nairaland.com
Elbaron: hello
dokita002: how r u\\\\\\/
Elbaron: I am fine
Elbaron: you?
dokita002: am cool
Elbaron: good
Elbaron: what would u like to talk about?
dokita002: help
Elbaron: in what way?
dokita002: l need to do business but have no money to pursue it
dokita002: what can l do
Elbaron: what business and how much?
dokita002: it involves large sum of money
Elbaron: ok
Elbaron: how much?
dokita002: 100k or 450 k and l have about 40k
Elbaron: naira or dollar?
dokita002: naura
dokita002: naira
Elbaron: what sort of business are u talking about?
dokita002: oil biz or trading
Elbaron: how do u mean or trading?
Elbaron: is it oil or trading?
dokita002: 100k for trading that could fetch little profit and 450k is deposited in an oil company and u receive 40k every month
Elbaron: which oil company?
dokita002: is in nigeria here
Elbaron: does it have a name?
dokita002: yes
Elbaron: and the name is?
dokita002: where r u please
Elbaron: Europe
dokita002: which country
Elbaron: Netherlands, I live in Ghana but I am here for two weeks
Elbaron: should be back in Ghana next thursday
dokita002: ok
dokita002: ok
dokita002: can u help me
Elbaron: if u give me details, yes
Elbaron: convince me
dokita002: l have introduced peple to it and they r doing well
Elbaron: so how come they are not helping u?
dokita002: an ingrate
Elbaron: I see
Elbaron: how will u pay me back and when?
dokita002: over 14 months
dokita002: 30k every months
Elbaron: what is the name of the oil company?
dokita002: or 35k as you're pleased
Elbaron: what is name of the oil company u are investing in?
dokita002: am afraid
Elbaron: u are afraid?
dokita002: u may go on my back to invest
Elbaron: and u don't think I am afraid to give u my 450 k?
Elbaron: and what do u care if I go behind u and invest? So long as I give u the 450 k u are looking for?
dokita002: l have considered both
Elbaron: and?
Elbaron: what conclusions have u come to?
dokita002: ok
dokita002: l will tell u
Elbaron: I am listening
dokita002: nospetco oil and gas ltd
Elbaron: are they a savings and loans company?
dokita002: no
Elbaron: are u bying shares from them?
dokita002: oil servicing company
Elbaron: buying
Elbaron: are buying their shares?
dokita002: they do biz with it and give u return \
Elbaron: really?
dokita002: yes
Elbaron: how much returns?
dokita002: 40k
Elbaron: a month? on 450k?
Elbaron: how do i send the money to u?
dokita002: westen union money transfer
dokita002: if you're willing
Elbaron: in whose name and whose address?
dokita002: to UBA,ojo-adedeji adeboye
Elbaron: your first name is UBA or your last name?
dokita002: united bank for africa
dokita002: ojo-adedeji is my surname and adeboye my first name
Elbaron: but western union can be picked from any location
Elbaron: I see
Elbaron: any address?
dokita002: yes
Elbaron: which is?
dokita002: no address
Elbaron: no address?
dokita002: u will send some info that would guide me to receive it
Elbaron: what info?
dokita002: when u get to bank u will get to know
dokita002: l can give u my contact
Elbaron: my dear
Elbaron: western union here is not a bank
Elbaron: lol
Elbaron: western union is a service of it's own
Elbaron: and if I don't have all these pieces of information they wont send the money
dokita002: ok
dokita002: UBA,idi-araba branch,lagos
Elbaron: I see
Elbaron: so what is my guarantee that u will pay me back?
dokita002: l promise u in the name of the lord
Elbaron: in the name of the lord?
dokita002: am a honest person
Elbaron: did u ever read my posts on nairaland?
dokita002: what should l do to make u believe me
Elbaron: if u did u will not mention the name of the lord to me
dokita002: ok
dokita002: l cannot let u down
Elbaron: why not?
dokita002: am not an internet scammer
Elbaron: u don't even know me
dokita002: am here to work on my assignment
dokita002: lok
dokita002: ok
Elbaron: which assignment?
dokita002: am a medical student that struggle through school
Elbaron: u got a passport?
dokita002: international passport
Elbaron: can u send me a copy?
dokita002: which passport
dokita002: passport photograph or international passport
Elbaron: your international passport or driver's license
Elbaron: any form of id
dokita002: how will l send it
Elbaron: scan, attach and send
dokita002: where will l send it
Elbaron: my email address same one u are chatting with me on
dokita002: please give me full address,please
Elbaron: u have my email address
Elbaron: it shows on the messenger
dokita002: l will send three i.d to u
dokita002: no
Elbaron: how did u get my messenger id?
dokita002: is it
aik_abani@yahoo.com?
Elbaron: good
Elbaron: now u are begining to prove that you just might have a bit of sense
dokita002: through who's online nairaland
Elbaron: did u read my profile?
dokita002: where please
Elbaron: on nairaland
Elbaron: yes
dokita002: l couldn't see your name on it again
BUZZ!!!
dokita002: r u there
Elbaron: I am here
Elbaron: how much is 450k in dollars?
dokita002: how will l see your profile
Elbaron: on nairaland?
Elbaron: u don't know?
Elbaron: read the help section
dokita002: 3462 dollars
Elbaron: you seem to have it all worked out
dokita002: that is pretty much
dokita002: l just calculated it now
Elbaron: ok, I will send u the money but what happens if u run away without sending me the 40k a month?
dokita002: l will graduate from school in 2008
dokita002: and l will even tell it to school and u may use school authority to guide me
Elbaron: how does your graudation secure my 40k a month?
dokita002: l cannot leave school because of money
Elbaron: interesting
dokita002: l will surely pay u your money
Elbaron: where do u come from?
Elbaron: have u got a phone number I can call u on?
dokita002: l will send my school i.d,national i.d and passport
Elbaron: interesting
Elbaron: anyway, here's what we will do
dokita002: l hailed from oyo state but l was born and brought up in lagos
Elbaron: I have a friend who works for the Nigerian Poilce Force. His office is at Panti. I will call him and ask him to give u the money, u can go to his office 2morrow and collect it, is that ok?
dokita002: where is it?yaba or ikoyi
Elbaron: u don't know where Panti police station is at? and u were born and bred in lagos?
Elbaron: ask, someone will show u
dokita002: l was never involved with police
dokita002: that is the reason why l do not know,sir
Elbaron: I see
Elbaron: ok
Elbaron: give me your number and I will give it to my friend, he will call u 2morrow to collect the money if u don't mind
dokita002: +2348028628561
dokita002: how about the passport
Elbaron: email it to me
dokita002: ok
Elbaron: my friend will call u tomorrow and give u the money in his office
Elbaron: ok?
dokita002: what is your friend 's name sir
Elbaron: CP Abdul Karim Abubakar
Elbaron: CP is commissioner of police
dokita002: ok
Elbaron: and what is your own name?
dokita002: ojo-adedeji adeboye
Elbaron: and what is your home address?
dokita002: l stay in school most of the time
Elbaron: but u have a home, don't u?
dokita002: am in a medical school
Elbaron: u didnt grow up in medical school
Elbaron: u have a home
dokita002: l have a home
Elbaron: what is the address of your home?
dokita002: because my dad could not raise money to rent a house in lagos he had moved to
Elbaron: ok, so where do u live when u are out of school?
dokita002: his uncompleted house in a new site in sango-ota,ogun state
Elbaron: does it have an address?
dokita002: the place is called Esuyago area
Elbaron: very good
dokita002: when u take a bike from sango,it will take u there
Elbaron: only your father's property does not have a specific address?
Elbaron: I see
dokita002: it is a new site
dokita002: if u have anybody around l will take them there
dokita002: l don't tell lies
Elbaron: which medical school are u in?
dokita002: l go to churches to beg for money in order to remain in school
Elbaron: which school?
dokita002: college of medicine,university of lagos,LUTH,idi-araba,surulere,lagos
Elbaron: and your hostel is?
And that is when he ran away.