Good Beaches in Nigeria & Laws Concerning Alcohol?

Good afternoon, chaps. I'm hoping to visit Nigeria soon, partaking in a holiday excursion with some old school chums. It should be an absolute wheeze!

However, I do have a pressing requirement for some basic information. Do you have any particularly good beaches? Only, me and the gang do so enjoy a leisurely drive to Margate or Southend so we can dip our toes! I'll also need to know what the laws are over there regarding alcohol, as we do like to quaff the odd dry sherry - perhaps more than is necessarily good for us! Once I get these small details out of the way, me and the chaps can come and visit your quaint little country. I'm sure we'll all get along famously!

Incase you wanna try something other than beaches. prolly like a natural pool/site view/animal views (zoo), clubing/ and much more banging. I'd say you go to Yankari game reserve in Bauchi state. Students from bauchi poly, always keep that place banging!

As for beaches. I will say the only beach i know. Lekki Beach (if it's still alive).

Nigeria isnt known for beaches. The few it has arent wellt aken care of, but there are some in lagos and in akwa ibom (Nwaniba beach).

nigeria isnt lanlocked, but even landlocked places can have beaches

dumb? Are you familiar with the geography, economics and social structure of all the worlds nations? Because I am not.

yes, theres Google, The Rough Guide and 101 other publications. I simply find it more useful and interesting to ask real people, who live there.

if this makes me dumb I am quite happy to leave you to more smart discussions?

The guyz is just beign sarcastic like his other folks on this board.
"Farmer wey dey set trap for squirell no know say im own yansh dey exposed (to baba God)"

I magine this statement
A whole Nigeria ? Men these guyz just piss me.
And if u see these 'things' you'll be moved to dash them money o.

this my guy must be a member of the british royal family,  who else speaks english like that?/ quentin is an apt name,  u make me think of some stiff old perverted english gentleman who's looking 4 a lil rump with some voluptous little balck girl from our quaint little country
ps. 9ja is more than twice hte size of the uk.

hey yemi
lagos is a lot of fun, if u'll be visiting lagos. u have to have a lot of cash to have fun though,  where to go depends on the kind of person u are,  u can have wholesome clean fun and u can delve into the naughtier stuff too if u choose,

lol.

I say Quentin old chap, spiffing post.

it's called a wind-up people, don't bite.

'Bout time someone called this poser on that bogus accent.  Quentin, you have got to be kidding.  That accent is beyond lame.  Is that the best you can do ?   Hell, not even real white British country toffs speak that way.    I say, old bean, spot of sherry, what ?   Jolly good show.   Yeah, right.    Somebody has been watching too many Austin Shagem movies, methinks.

Buffy S. Thompson, you'll be disapppointed to hear that Nigeria isn't croc hunting territory, but it is BAT COUNTRY for sure, and I'm talking frigging vampires, dude.