Silly Beliefs That You Know Of

@wesley, things change ok? It's now 421

1) Don't shout anyones name in the night or witches will hear and call later. If you answer  the witches call, you will die.
2)Don't whistle in the night, it will attract ghost.
3) Don't look at the mirror for too long, or you will see something you didn't want to see before.
4) If you sleep with your legs bent up, you are a witch and that position means you have gone for meeting.
5) If you bend over and look between your legs you will see the people in the land of the dead.
6) Don't sweep out the dirt from your house, if you are sweeping in the night because you are sweeping away your riches.

Should i go on?

Okay, will say more tommorrow.

Breaking a mirror means 7 years of bad luck!
Kicking something in the dark with left leg means bad luck for the day; with the right it means good luck for the day
When your palms itch, scratch with money and you're guaranteed that money is on its way!
Never allow a baby look at its image in the mirror or else bad luck is guaranteed!
when the upper lid of your left eye has a twitch, it means you will see summin bad, vice versa for summin good
standing on a mortar means thunder will fire you!
A bird, shits on your head, you will become mad!

All a load of crap!

So bros where is heaven, is heaven in the clouds. Men all you see is space above you heaven is something you can't see with your naked eye. Heaven is in your heart.

Climbing to mountains to pray is just a reinforcement of the age long believe that heaven is the cloud you see.

Praying inside your room with a sincere heart will bring heaven closer to you than shouting on Mt. Everest.

When you hit/kick your right leg on stone, you have a visitor waiting for you
If you hit your left leg on stone , you will see money  or vice versa.... crapp!

If your smallest foot toe keeps hitting the wall or something else constantly, it means it's blind so a black thread is tied to it to enable it see again!

_{It has worked for me though}

1) If you keep sneezing someone is gossiping about you.
2) if you cross over someones leg and you don't  get to cross back then the child you will give birth to in future will be like that person.
3)Make sure you burn your cut hair, used cotton bud/sanitary pad, nails etc. If not witches will come around at night and pick them, they could use it to harm you.
4) Don't playfully call people my husband/my wife unless they are actually that. because spiritually you will become married to them and that will hinder you from getting married at the time you should.
5) If you dance to much, appear too sexy( long fake hair, with nails, lipstick ,eye shadows) and beautiful, you will gain the attention of a merman. who will then want you to be his. He will come to sleep with you at night.
6) There name you bear affects you.
7) The best time to pray is at 2pm because that's the time for witches to meet.
If you swallow orange or udari seed it will grow out on your head.
9) Eye pencils, weave ons, eye shadows , fake nails ,roll on, even toothpaste etc are from mermaids. so don't use them.

I'm guessing you don't believe God is everywhere then since you have to go to higher levels to seek God's attention.
One question though, do you mean to say praying in the presence of electricity, buildings, traffic and whatnot hinder prayers? ...just asking

Anyways:
If a girl/lady stares at herself in the mirror at night, no man will want to marry her
If someone walks across a childs legs, the child will remain short
If u walk backwards you are/will turn into a ghost
If you sleep with any your legs touching to walk, you're a witch and have gone for meeting.

@ fabian, oh please  . you sound like HND holder.

And Jesus said in Matthew 6:7-15  and i quote "And in praying do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do; for they think that they will be heard for their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. Pray then like this:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
And forgive us our debts,
As we also have forgiven our debtors;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father also will forgive you; but if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses"

But some pastors will tell you until you shout and get your voice out of your throat your prayers will never get to heaven. LOL

seems heaven is in the sky to some people. 

@ jof, there is no way for a practicing, believing a great one to understand the intricacies of God.  Man can only speak intelligently on what he knows.  It is obvious that you know nothing about God.  If you are looking to be converted or to convert others try another blog.  This started out about omen and superstitions but twirled into something else.  IF you need me to, I can explain it all to you seeing as how I once almost converted to The Great Religion but found a  few errors.  For instance, the religion was started by a tradesman from the east; you can kill your enemies, a man can have as many wives as he can take care of or treat equally, god- although the word means god in Arabic- when it is tied to religion it means god of moons. It's a pagan religion started by Ishmael, the son of Abraham's bondwoman.  Do the research oh mighty one.  The fact is that Jesus is more than just a prophet as the The Great Book puts. You can bow now or bow later but you and all other worshipers of pagan gods will bow. 

And for the record, just because you don't see what's beyond the sky doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.  Likewise, just because you didn't see your beginning doesn't mean that you didn't have one.  Some body created us.  If we evolved from monkeys, somebody created that monkey.  None of us can control this earth.  None of us created it.  And it doesn't say anything in the the great book about god creating or controlling it. 

However, although God is everywhere, it is not everywhere that you effectively commune with God.
The Bible says that God is a spirit and those who worship him must worship him in spirit.  I don't think that the city limits of Lagos or Ibadan or other places even in America would allow a person to comfortably enter into the spirit realm without noise pollution, distractions or other irritations like ringing phones, crying children, unhappy neighbors and etc.

The one that I hate is that people believe that babalawo and daughters of water can voodoo you.  All power belongs to God and he has given us power to tread over scorpions and false gods.

farting while being tickled could lead to death
drinking the liquid inside a coconut could turn u into a dummy (olodo)
if u happen to point a knife @ someone u have to strike the ground  3times with its tip  or u might end up murdering someone @ a latter date
having grey hair @ a young age means u'll b wealthy