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sweetnini (f)
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I don't know if you guys know this joke but anyway I just wanted to share.
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, and would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone any Happy Birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said' Good morning boss, Happy Birthday. So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go to; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, You know, it's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go back to the office, do we?
I said 'No, I guess not. She said, Let's go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said' Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.
Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
All were singing 'Happy Birthday'and there on the couch I sat... naked. And that is why I fired my secretary!
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layi (m)
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 Nice one
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vexxy (f)
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This was so funny! Thanks for sharing!
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goodguy (m)
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Nice joke there Noye! U rock!!!!  |
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WesleyanA (f)
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fabian, what does your signature stand for?
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casper (m)
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What would Jesus do, right?
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WesleyanA (f)
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duh! i feel so smart  |
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goodguy (m)
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Nice Joke man. Man?  she's a female! |
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Motee (f)
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oh gosh! sorry about that
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goodguy (m)
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it's aiight  |
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Farriel (m)
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This is hugely funny.
between, why do guys go ahead to mention that they've read some jokes posted here before? I honestly don't think its a good thing. To me, it takes of the thrill for the poster, and of course the readers. Just don't bother pointing that out to guys.
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goodguy (m)
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what do u mean guys? Is hotangel a guy too? |
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hot-angel (f)
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daing lulababy.. U sooo cool.  |
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goodguy (m)
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me too |
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hot-angel (f)
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Copyright. You aint cool.. copycat!
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goodguy (m)
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 copy dog.
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hot-angel (f)
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read my siggy!
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goodguy (m)
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read mine too!
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WesleyanA (f)
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yours sucks! mine rocks! |
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goodguy (m)
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says who?  |
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WesleyanA (f)
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says "dyslexics untie" |
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hot-angel (f)
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Wesley, i know i can save myself some shame and check the dictionary for what dyslexics mean, but will u please tell me the meaning?? I actually prounounce it as DiLesics. I know i sound dumb... forgive me. |
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WesleyanA (f)
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it's not anything serious just an excuse for me to have a typo or make stupid statements and get away with it. i'll just say i'm dyslexic (I spell words wrong) . untie is the wrong spelling for unite. one of my teachers is "dyslexic" or so he says when he spells stuff wrong |
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hot-angel (f)
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uhhh?? U know it's soo easy to confuse confused people eh?
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goodguy (m)
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Wesley is actually beginning to make some sense to me lately.  |
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WesleyanA (f)
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:shakes head: tis tis tis.....
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hot-angel (f)
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what's with this shakes head thingy?
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WesleyanA (f)
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i'm shaking my head? and thinking tis tis tis ?
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