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layi (m)
Product Recall
« on: September 17, 2005, 12:27 PM »

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a willful malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms:


[a] Loss of direction

[b] Foul vocal emissions

[c] Amnesia of origin

[d] Lack of peace and joy

[e] Selfish or violent behavior

[f] Depression or confusion in the mental component

[g] Fearfulness

[h] Idolatry

[i] Rebellion


The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:


[a] Love

[b] Joy

[c] Peace

[d] Patience

[e] Kindness

[f] Goodness

[g] Faithfulness

[h] Gentleness

[i] Self-control


Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.

As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, The Holy Ghost.

Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up permanent residence on the premises!

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.

The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention.
Latoya (f)
Re: Product Recall
« #1 on: September 18, 2005, 12:32 PM »

I learnt 3 lessons from this,nice nice nice.
hot-angel (f)
Re: Product Recall
« #2 on: September 21, 2005, 07:00 AM »

This is wonderful.
bagoma (f)
Re: Product Recall
« #3 on: October 02, 2005, 10:23 PM »

 :)wow! layi, that especially special, i'll print it out. thanks. Wink
layi (m)
Re: Product Recall
« #4 on: October 03, 2005, 12:05 PM »

U r welcome.  Wink
Farriel (m)
Re: Product Recall
« #5 on: October 03, 2005, 04:35 PM »

Very powerful. Nothing to laugh about there, just absolutely symbolic and heart-stirring.
layi (m)
Re: Product Recall
« #6 on: October 04, 2005, 10:46 AM »

@farriel
Exact reason why i posted it here. Different ways/media of communication but same message.
From the 'hard' prophetic utterances from prophets to the more subtle form i've taken here...that glorious message has to be preached and i'm happy some folks appreciate it.
kissyspark (f)
Re: Product Recall
« #7 on: October 04, 2005, 03:58 PM »

really nice,learnt alot
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