Im Tired Of Clapping My Hands In Church.

only on nairaland 

when it comes to religion most people take leave of their thinking faculty; me sef na sa i dey shine eye for church d way some people dey dance - no be by force o i sit down sef.

Didnt hurt now, did it? Clap-clap clap-clap. 

Na. It didnt hurt. Neva said it did. But i clapped only once. I had minimal strength

@ landlord

how come anything thats deals with christianity makes the front page,hahha like that doe but just asking, but when Mc usman blow kisses in his thread some people find it offensive

i know curiousity kills the cat, but not all cat, hahha just joking?

it looks like em something is so accomodating!

abeg clap your hand for jesus amen

LOL^^

buh, shuo, what does clapping of hands really have to do with anything? it's like clap oh, but it shouldn't be that enthusiasm while clapping= proof that you love God. ah, i understand what Gamine means when she says they start looking at you like you're the ultimate sinner because you're not knacking palms together, so what if somebody just finished stealing, bounces into church, goes up front and starts energetically clapping? shebi that one will prove their Christianity ba? but then it will be to the approval of men,  *sigh*

anywho, my sister, if clappin don tire you, buy whistle or tambourine, afterall, tambourine is closer to actual clapping

Make e no be like film trick, the rate at which people dey squeeze face when them see say u

no dey clap don dey pass be careful. Very soon ushers go begin motion you with strong eye  "common

will you clap your hands" I no know wetin concern salvation concern hand clapping. This situation no go get part 2

very soon you go see DO's and DONT's of praise and worship! According to pastor said!!

Lol

KAi, people that feel me atlast!!!

hehehehe

looool! if you follow dem you go come realize say e be like say God no know how to be God again o! because all these rules and instructions wey dem dey share around in Gods name, God no stamp approval o!, the part that gets to me sha, is the importance they attach to all these ceremonies. They value the ceremonies so much that they loose touch with the truth and what is really important, and that's sad

With all the musical instrument wey we don contribute money to buy them still want us to burn

calories like say tomorrow no dey! when pastor climb pulpit we go clap, when somebody shout hallelujah we go clap

when music start we go clap, after them pray for offering clap, tithe clap, building fund clap, help our neighbour fund clap, help pastor buy correct motor

Na clap, testimonies clap, Then the one wey dey sweet pass Na give a big had of applause to Jesus, God help you make u no clap three prayer warriors

go give you by force prayers and vision.

@ scopium,
if anything kaylonda didnt understand u,  i did
neva realised ppl wld get tired of clapping
c'mon guys clap harder, your prayer might just be answered by so doing 
i've actually heard a story of someone getting healed after clapping when he heard a brother share a testimony of his healing,  hmmm 

Of course, your religiousness has so much to do with the world's financial crisis. If nigerians would put so much energy or spend more time doing reasonable work than just going to church every minute to clap hands for their greedy pastors; the economy would have boosted other economies by now. If they also practice what is being preached to them in their various whorship centres; corruption wouldnt have wrecked the economy today.

So, you are the one that need to get a life.




Don't worry, we know already. After all, secret cult organizations in nigeria are the same; no clapping of hands because it will attract attention.

Nuzo

When will you start to reason with your head!

Nigerians are the cause of the world's financial crisis,because we spent valuable time in chuch - Nuzo

Give us another line bro, In Mexico - More than half of their population are working class

Big time labourers', yet the country itself still suffer financial problems

If you have your reservations concerning Religion in Nigeria and the World at large

Keep it to yourself and stop spewing tantrums and shenanigans

To confuse religious people.

You schizophreniac!

@Gamine

I told you i have nothing to say to the topic!

We dont clap in my church.

So i dont know how stressful it is.