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msanda (m)
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Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that?  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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@ toyin
Pele. I understand how you feel. Slightly dizzy, yeah?
It only happens when you try to think too fast.
Anyways, as much as I would like to continue these English tutorials with you, I have to get ready for work and I'm sure you should be getting ready for kindergarten as well. So, sadly, as much as I love our little talks, class is dismissed. . . for now.
@ freewilly (nice name. . . for a dickhead) and doyin (and any other busybody trying to get into toyin's pants)
MYOB.
Can't recognize a tease when u see one? Duh! Quit getting your undies in a twist!
Like i said, this is what happens when Nigerian Govt. tries to save money by not providing thorough education for some of their citizens. , they'll start thinking they're something. **whispers**. . .trying to assure him he'll be ok** ok ok . . .you're privileged. and to correct you, i don't know if this is how nigerians do it. , but, after high school. .you go to college, not back to kindergarten. atleast now you know before repeating this among a group of friends. don't want you to humiliate yourself.  |
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Freewilly (f)
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Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that? Dude I'm not even messing with you, you not even worth the time of day  you better go open up the cybercafe before your oga catch you wasting time on the Internet |
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toyinrayo (f)
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Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that? No, dear, apologizing won't make you sound less idiotic. . . |
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msanda (m)
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Like i said, this is what happens when Nigerian Govt. tries to save money by not providing thorough education for some of their citizens. , they'll start thinking they're something. **whispers**. . .trying to assure him he'll be ok** ok ok . . .you're privileged. and to correct you, i don't know if this is how nigerians do it. , but, after high school. .you go to college, not back to kindergarten. atleast now you know before repeating this among a group of friends. don't want you to humiliate yourself. Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer. @freewilly  Pele, now. And if u like, vex. |
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Freewilly (f)
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Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer. @freewilly Pele, now. And if u like, vex. I'm no English Major, but I don't think there was a need for a paragraph in that post. Also oga Prof, this is what a paragraph is: Typically, a paragraph starts with a main point which is followed by supporting details. The non-fiction paragraph usually begins with the general and moves towards the more specific so as to advance an argument or point of view. Each paragraph builds on what came before and lays the ground for what comes next. Paragraphs generally range two to eight sentences all combined in a single paragraphed statement. In prose fiction and literary writing paragraph structure is more abstract, depending on the writer's technique and the action of the narrative. Facts and parts of the narrative are ordered to achieve poignancy and support rhetorical devices. A paragraph in prose fiction can start with a single detail and enlarge the picture with successive details, for example, but it is just as common for the point of a prose paragraph to occur in the middle or the end. A paragraph can be as short as one word or run the length of multiple pages, and may consist of one or many sentences. When dialog is being quoted in fiction, a new paragraph is used each time the person being quoted changes |
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toyinrayo (f)
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Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer. @freewilly Pele, now. And if u like, vex. paragraphs, you want me to write in paragraphs to show you how it's done. is this your homework for tonight? to be able to write one paragraph? all you have to do is google up what paragraph mean. . . since you're using the net for nairalandif you're using Internet explorer 7, open a new tap. . then google up paragraphs. . it'll show you how to accumulate sentences into a paragraph. atleast that's how i learned it in elementary school. or you can wait for your teacher to get to that chapter in your English classif you're qualify for it. my dear, don't worry, the beginning of elementary school is hard for every kid. you'll soon over come it, you have 5 more years to go. |
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toyinrayo (f)
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I'm no English Major, but I don't think there was a need for a paragraph in that post. Also oga Prof, this is what a paragraph is:
Typically, a paragraph starts with a main point which is followed by supporting details. The non-fiction paragraph usually begins with the general and moves towards the more specific so as to advance an argument or point of view. Each paragraph builds on what came before and lays the ground for what comes next. Paragraphs generally range two to eight sentences all combined in a single paragraphed statement. In prose fiction and literary writing paragraph structure is more abstract, depending on the writer's technique and the action of the narrative. Facts and parts of the narrative are ordered to achieve poignancy and support rhetorical devices. A paragraph in prose fiction can start with a single detail and enlarge the picture with successive details, for example, but it is just as common for the point of a prose paragraph to occur in the middle or the end. A paragraph can be as short as one word or run the length of multiple pages, and may consist of one or many sentences. When dialog is being quoted in fiction, a new paragraph is used each time the person being quoted changes
thanks, hon, but i don't think he'll be able to grab what you just wrote. . he's "level" is not there yet. @msanda. . . ok. . . i think it'll be easier for you if you start at the basic level. start with your phonics firstsuch as "that. hat. bat. cat" |
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Freewilly (f)
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Lmao!!!! Mr English Prof don't know what a paragraph is, I wonder where he got his Degree in English from  |
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doyin13 (m)
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@msanda lo la oko jo you this arctic monkey |
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msanda (m)
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paragraphs, you want me to write in paragraphs to show you how it's done. is this your homework for tonight? to be able to write one paragraph? all you have to do is google up what paragraph mean. . . since you're using the net for nairalandif you're using Internet explorer 7, open a new tap. . then google up paragraphs. . it'll show you how to accumulate sentences into a paragraph. atleast that's how i learned it in middle school. or you can wait for your teacher to get to that chapter in your English class. . .if you're qualify for it. my dear, don't worry, the beginning of elementary school is hard for every kid. you'll soon over come it, you have 5 more years to go.
tab not tap. "what paragraphs mean" if you're qualified. overcome is one word. " at least" is two. Do I have to teach you everything? @Freewilly Are you very sure you want me to start with you? Ooooh! I have got to go! |
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Freewilly (f)
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@ msanda A is for Apple B is for Ball C is for Cat D is for Dog Do you want me to go on because it's going to cost you. I can be your your lesson teacher. |
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toyinrayo (f)
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tab not tap.
"what [b]paragraphs mean"
if you're qualified.
overcome is one word. "at least" is two.
Do I have to teach you everything?
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@Freewilly
Are you very sure you want me to start with you?
Ooooh! I got to go!
**pats him on the back** good. now you're ready to move to the next step. since you can recognize a mistake, now your next assignment is to write two sentences using atleast 5 rhetorical devices. hey, this is a free English class, where are you going? jo ko jo!! i just taught you how to identify grammar mistakesnow it's time to write your two sentences. yes, you can cheat. google up rhetorical devices. |
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msanda (m)
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@ msanda A is for Apple B is for Ball C is for Cat D is for Dog Do you want me to go on because it's going to cost you. I can be your your lesson teacher. Wow!!! I'm so impressed! She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . .  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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Wow!!! I'm so impressed! She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . . yes, oh. she can do A- Zjust giving you a free English lesson. |
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Freewilly (f)
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Wow!!! I'm so impressed! She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . . Can you teach me the rest master since you brighter than the rest of us. What a dumb freak, Toyinrayo why are we even wasting our time with this loser, you can tell his only seeking attention he never gets from his wife. You should be ashamed of yourself msanda your mates are up and hustling and you out here messing around on the computer this early in the morning. * nonsense* |
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toyinrayo (f)
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Can you teach me the rest master since you brighter than the rest of us. What a dumb freak, Toyinrayo why are we even wasting our time with this loser, you can tell his only seeking attention he never gets from his wife. You should be ashamed of your self msanda you mates are up and hustling and you out here messing around on the computer this early in the morning. * nonsense*
Freewilly, dear, helping this bobo pass elementary school is not a waste of time. he asked for helpeven though he didn't say it straight out, i can feel his begging for some attention. . . now he must form 2 sentences using rhetorical devices tonight. then, I'D feel good that i helped one of the "most privileged", tonight. |
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toyinrayo (f)
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woahall i asked you to do is to write two sentences using 5 rhetorical devices and you signed off? professor msanda, why na?if you keep skipping English class, you won't improve your grammar skills, you know.  |
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mrpataki (m)
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woahall i asked you to do is to write two sentences using 5 rhetorical devices and you signed off? professor msanda, why na?if you keep skipping English class, you won't improve your grammar skills, you know. I can see you have your hands full handling intellectually bankrupt cyberbeings. Welcome to the cyberworld. Abundance of idiots yapa. May you have the strength to keep caging them in their zone of stupidity. |
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don_o3a5 (m)
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i am sagitarrius
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mohawkchic (f)
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~ GEMINI~ Nice.Love Is One Of A Kind Great Listener.Very Good In Bed Lover Not A Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out Trustworthy!!! ~Am I Just!!  |
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Tattooboy (m)
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SCORPIO Predict future. Most erotic. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. thank ya  |
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don_o3a5 (m)
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am sagittarius baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tattooboy (m)
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am scorpio/libra/sagittarius/sexy |
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lysaa (f)
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aquarius but i n't one.  |
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manickal (m)
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virgo, and i hate what it implies
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tytylayor (f)
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cancer  |
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lysaa (f)
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whats the biggie about stars anyway?
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chi-baby (f)
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GIVE IT UP 4 DA TAURUSs IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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iice (f)
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The water one
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yong babe (f)
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The water one |
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