Crushed Nuts

A little boy is bought a fantastic cowboy outfit - complete with a couple of toy guns - for his birthday. He's so excited and immediately puts it on and goes outside to play. While playing, he hears the ice-cream Van pulling into the road. The boy runs up to the van...

"Can i have 99 with lots of raspberry sauce, please?" he says to the woman at the window.

"would you like crushed nuts?" she asked him.

The boy quickly draws his guns, points them straight at the woman and shouts;

"And would you like your boobs blown off?"

hehe 

Nice