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davidylan (m)
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No. 1 Kaaba st
Heaven Avenue
Paradise
Please place orders for virgins to the above address, note that virgins are now in limited supply due to the increased volume of suicide bombers from Hamas, Hizbollah and Al-quaeda. Preference will be given to martyrs, terrorists and aircraft hijackers.
Do not forget to indicate anticipated method of death as that will determine number of virgins that can be allocated. 72 is the maximum allowed and minimum order is for 7. Shipping and handling is free but owner is responsible for storage of the virgins.
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shawna (f)
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u're joking right?  |
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mz.floyd (f)
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 yooooooooooo u'r kidding rite
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micolala (m)
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how right u are David.order first.
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TayoD (m)
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And Davidlylan, you forgot to include the following addendum:
Blonde harem available only to those who kill moslem converts to christianity!!!
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clocky (m)
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which kin noncence be this. so na order them dey order virgin now.
If u really are desperate for a virgin. Go f*ck ur 10 yr old neighors daugher ok.
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iice (f)
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LOL funny
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carmelily (f)
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@davidylan long time no see!  u shudn't be poking fun at people's faith, u know. my final year thesis was in arabic and i got to know that the word we translate as "virgin" in english in the "situation" u are alluding to here, simply means "young/innocent companions" (no sex indicated) in arabic. |
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TayoD (m)
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@carmelily,
The epitome of Islamic faith is found in its prophet. Going by his adventurism with Aisha, i would say he must have had a 'virgin' in mind as well when he gave had those revelations.
Can someone please enlightene me, was Mohammed actually killed by a Jewish woman?
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carmelily (f)
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still doesn't give us the right to poke fun at people's faith.
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omonozozo (m)
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Seven virgins? I am intrested o, but I do not want to die or kill anybody. can somebody help me please? ps they most be halfcast.  |
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micolala (m)
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how to get them,dial 666 and expect a call from mo,
He will tell u were to go blow urselve up.
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omonozozo (m)
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how to get them,dial 666 and expect a call from mo,
He will tell u were to go blow urselve up.
It seems you are daft, your contact number is useless to me because it requires dying. I clearly said do not want to die or kill anybody.  |
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