Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage

Im not who you think I am

ROFLMAO

I promised my (put name here) before he/she died that I’d stay single.

I can’t get married until after my sister does. It’s family tradition. And my sister’s a nun.

I can't marry you, you deserve better than me.

I ‘m too young.

I’m too old.

Lol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them.


Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo.

I musta already gotten all the sex.
It's a parting shot!!!


This should get you a hot, stingy SLAP.

Baby, I need to grow up. I am not mature yet for marriage.

we need to save up money, you deserve the best and it will take a couple years

Hehehe . . . yes, I actually have a database, Ieven have one for breakups too

Then you switch lanes to 'These are the kind of things we need to settle before making this decision'

@topic
Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

We are already on top of the bridge.

Seriously, why are so many men so scared of  making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

I didn't know you are AS, I am no more AA because they made a mistake in the first test.

I'm waiting till our tenth year anniversary to propose, it has to be special

Because a every other commitment is easier

Career: Work, Work, Work
Education: Study, Study, Study
Presidency: Lie, Lie, Lie
Women:  . . . yet to be discovered??

You have to be pregnant first _{even tho the man always use condom}