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emiemi (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #320 on: November 01, 2008, 09:02 AM »

@biolabee
thanks guy, we are still working on things, hopefully, things are looking positive sha.


@topic
i actually have a friend, the guy told her he wanted to build his parents house before they can get married. That was 4yrs ago o. I hope he doesn't ditch her, she'd be too heartbroken.
Arghhh, men!! Huh
biolabee (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #321 on: November 01, 2008, 10:16 AM »

@emiemi

im happy 4 u n pray its wotks beautifully btw 2 of u
jodeci (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #322 on: November 01, 2008, 07:08 PM »

you are too old for me.
arianne (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #323 on: November 01, 2008, 09:38 PM »

Quote from: jodeci on November 01, 2008, 07:08 PM
you are too old for me.
\


ehen? but i bet her coochie was too old 4 u! Grin
PreachLove
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #324 on: November 02, 2008, 07:45 AM »

Oh, it is never too old, so long as they keep getting it for free.

The day the marriage issue comes up, they want to end the relationship, !

I mean these hormones were put there for a time, why cant they also wait.

vislabraye (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #325 on: November 02, 2008, 05:40 PM »

Quote from: PreachLove on November 02, 2008, 07:45 AM
Oh, it is never too old, so long as they keep getting it for free.

The day the marriage issue comes up, they want to end the relationship, !

I mean these hormones were put there for a time, why can't they also wait.


,   You are in control of your body girl. If you allow him suck the juice b4 time, y blame him? Ladies know this but i wonder why they fall for it. It baffles me.
sly-k (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #326 on: November 04, 2008, 03:01 PM »

pastors confirmation nko?
omafal (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #327 on: November 04, 2008, 03:44 PM »

check out d latest one guys r using 4 babes whose gemotype is AS:

"Darlin i just did anoder test today and am told dat am AS. so wat do we do?"

That line works wonder. Atleast no girl in her right sense would wanna ignore that and go ahead. I have a friend who just broke up with her girlfriend on this excuse, but they ar still shaggin demselves. Although they have concluded dat once anyone of them sees another 'opening' he/she is allowed/free to go for it. I tell you it was realli devastin for the girl, but because of the love she has, she is still holdin on believin dat somethin can still happen for dem. but my guy just dey suck the fee milk dey go. lol
omafal (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #328 on: November 04, 2008, 03:50 PM »

Quote from: omafal on November 04, 2008, 03:44 PM
check out d latest one guys r using 4 babes whose gemotype is AS:

"Darlin i just did anoder test today and am told that am AS. so what do we do?"

That line works wonder. Atleast no girl in her right sense would want to ignore that and go ahead. I have a friend who just broke up with her girlfriend on this excuse, but they ar still shaggin demselves. Although they have concluded that once anyone of them sees another 'opening' he/she is allowed/free to go for it. I tell you it was realli devastin for the girl, but because of the love she has, she is still holdin on believin that somethin can still happen for them. but my guy just dey suck the fee milk dey go. lol


NB: for all d ladies in here; if a guy gives you dis line make sure u confirm by arrangin 4 anoda test in a medical lab suggested by YOURSELF, because some guys go 2 d extent of influencin d test result. This is what i have seen happen
Dami D
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #329 on: November 05, 2008, 09:32 AM »

Yes Genotype works wonders truly.

anoda 1.

Hey Baby, I do my things my own way, I dont want my family to know about us now, cos I dont want any problem from them.
jtoliver
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #330 on: November 05, 2008, 10:24 PM »

"I'm GAY"  Cheesy - Short but sweet; would definitely shoot any woman's dream of marriage down fast
na2day? (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #331 on: November 05, 2008, 11:21 PM »

remember, u had slept with her a couple of times, dont know if that will fly with her  Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

Quote from: jtoliver on November 05, 2008, 10:24 PM
"I'm GAY"  Cheesy - Short but sweet; would definitely shoot any woman's dream of marriage down fast
gentledove (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #332 on: November 06, 2008, 01:13 PM »

@ Poster,

1.  You are not too good in bed Cry

2.  My salary is not enough for myself yet not to talk of two Shocked

3.  my mummy says no because you are IJEBU.  The woman who killed her best friend is from IJEBU so that means all of you will be evil Angry

4.  Grandma says you don't look like someone who will give birth to a baby boy Lips sealed

5.  religious difference Huh

6.  hygiene (lady dirty or has mouth or body odour) Shocked

7.  want to get a car first and build a house before marriage Cool

8.  must finish my Masters Programme first Cool

9.  Genotype wahala - AS and AS.  HIV/AIDS Palaver Cry

10. Mummy wants to confirm from her pastor first.  the pastor told mum you are not the one Cry


But the major reason either boils down to MONEY MATTER or MUMMY MATTER Cheesy
Phemzy (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #333 on: November 06, 2008, 01:24 PM »

Eh guys in nl.

This particular time, women are desperate of having any guy that is ready to marry them, you will see them being loyal, obedient and respectful among others. but you have to be careful with them because once you made that silly mistake, it will take lifetime to correct it.

I will give any excuses like I still don't trust you and let me seek for spiritual advice for compatibility.
moshman (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #334 on: November 06, 2008, 04:43 PM »

Hi islander's
marriage is no wat people just ojump into,
wen u talk of friendship,
Fine u can & undo
guysKindly bcareful wen it comes 2 wedluckstuf
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #335 on: November 06, 2008, 06:11 PM »

I think we not right for each other. (Hello, like it took you forever to realize  Angry )
na2day? (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #336 on: November 06, 2008, 06:15 PM »

baby, sometimes these things take time to sink in  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: ThoniaSlim on November 06, 2008, 06:11 PM
I think we not right for each other. (Hello, like it took you forever to realize  Angry )
bethsy
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #337 on: November 06, 2008, 09:52 PM »

my older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn 

caringchi (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #338 on: November 07, 2008, 07:49 AM »

my elder siblings are still single, i ve to wait for them to settle down first, [sub][/sub]soon, they all get married and the story changes-

i have some things/ project i would like to finish before settling down. after the projects are completed-

he realizes, he lied to u abt his age, now he cant go on because u re actually older, and marriage does not work well b/w older female and younger male

 
ayobase
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #339 on: November 07, 2008, 11:26 AM »

baby,can we just pls
navigate d world a little
I am too used to u.
just try!!!!
ayobase
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #340 on: November 07, 2008, 11:42 AM »

Quote from: gentledove on November 06, 2008, 01:13 PM
@ Poster,

1. You are not too good in bed Cry

2. My salary is not enough for myself yet not to talk of two Shocked

3. my mummy says no because you are IJEBU. The woman who killed her best friend is from IJEBU so that means all of you will be evil Angry

4. Grandma says you don't look like someone who will give birth to a baby boy Lips sealed

5. religious difference Huh

6. hygiene (lady dirty or has mouth or body odour) Shocked

7. want to get a car first and build a house before marriage Cool

8. must finish my Masters Programme first Cool

9. Genotype wahala - AS and AS. HIV/AIDS Palaver Cry

10. Mummy wants to confirm from her pastor first. the pastor told mum you are not the one Cry


But the major reason either boils down to MONEY MATTER or MUMMY MATTER Cheesy
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I love those DAMN points!!!!
fadenike (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #341 on: November 07, 2008, 01:39 PM »

   ** my brother said our age bracket is too close
   ** why not get conceived first mum said you might have fibroid
   ** you qualification is higher than mine
    ** if u r earning more than i  u will not be submisive again
ololakenny
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #342 on: November 10, 2008, 07:16 AM »

Let's seek the face of God. It's only God that knows tomorrow's couple. Trash, ladies run!
chiwaochi
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #343 on: November 11, 2008, 10:11 AM »

The problem is you've not find the right person if you find your perfect march there will be no room for those excuses even if she is a witch you wouldn't mind because she or he is the bone of your bone.
Chetachuku (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #344 on: November 18, 2008, 10:12 PM »

i wish you were domestic baby
H2O2
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #345 on: November 18, 2008, 10:17 PM »

"God wants me to be happy"
sillyboy (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #346 on: November 18, 2008, 10:20 PM »

@ Topic.

I will just tell her I need to work on myself some more because I know she deserves berra than I am presently and it will be selfish to tie her up without making sure am a berra person for her Undecided
j-girl
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #347 on: November 19, 2008, 01:24 AM »

I need to settle down (mind you, they already have jobs and are stable by then, they just wanna be more greedy)
shoms2002 (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #348 on: November 20, 2008, 01:27 PM »

U guys are quite amusing, i am really catching my trips reading this thread. Wow, I think i have really learnt more saicks here , it helps though, hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Mystery 1
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #349 on: November 21, 2008, 08:05 AM »

I am waiting for God's time.




Que sera sera. What will be will be.




Two great and harmless excuses
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #350 on: November 21, 2008, 12:39 PM »

Quote from: na2day? on November 06, 2008, 06:15 PM
baby, sometimes these things take time to sink in  Grin Grin Grin Grin


Yea right. Rolls eyes
cushman (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #351 on: November 27, 2008, 11:58 PM »

Marriage aint no birthday party
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