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Okija_juju (m)
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This is the BOMB!!
Honey I really sorry, but I just cant lie to you anymore. I am impotent. I cant give you kids.
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tope2000 (f)
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rofl . . . . . . .
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ibkaye
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Its high time I confessed "I'm already married" make sure you're ready to run after this comment o
ROFLMAO CHAMO, I DEY SUSPECT U O  |
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chamotex (m)
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@Chamo All your excuses sound so usable. . .i dey suspect you o ROFLMAO CHAMO, I DEY SUSPECT U O no fear . |
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nana (f)
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hmmm |
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doncaster (m)
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Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?
Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament. @Topic Am not gonna live long and i don't want you to be a widow early  |
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~Sauron~
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I just tested positive to HIV. **Back it up with a fake document** |
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chamotex (m)
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Did you know in my family we have to marry at least 7 wives . . . . . . . . . . its the tradition.
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arianne (f)
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We are too alike
that one really gets me mad! |
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eldee (m)
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I just tested positive to HIV. **Back it up with a fake document** Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy Scratch chemo . . . sex therapy is the way forward |
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doncaster (m)
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I just tested positive to HIV. **Back it up with a fake document** No need for doc. she will collect John Benson asap. |
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Okija_juju (m)
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Honey, I dont want to cause you any pains, but the doctor says I dont have very long to live. (This one works with a tear in your eyes.)
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Okija_juju (m)
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I am afraid you and I will make very ugly kids together.
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doncaster (m)
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Honey, I don't want to cause you any pains, but the doctor says I don't have very long to live. (This one works with a tear in your eyes.)
Meanwhile the tear is saliva @topic Na me go be the next juju priest for our villa. Na my inheritance |
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PepERSprAY
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Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.
Roflmao but Ezekiel easily enters the new testament when it comes to sex? @Topic
Am not going to live long and i don't want you to be a widow early Better so I can reap on your death benefits. |
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PepERSprAY
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Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy
Scratch chemo . . . sex therapy is the way forward Honey, I love you. Wherever you go I'll follow you even in death. |
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~Sauron~
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Better so I can reap on your death benefits. Deepy. . . .this comment officially ends our blossoming relationship. So u are IN this for ma gratuity and pension?? |
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PepERSprAY
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I just tested positive to HIV. Grin Cheesy
**Back it up with a fake document** Coward!! That's the extent you'll go to avoid marriage. I think you are loving your sex arrangement with your mack daddy. |
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Cristalz (f)
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Honey what if things don't work out? Getting a divorce is really expensive these days |
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PepERSprAY
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Deepy. . . .this comment officially ends our blossoming relationship.
So u are IN this for ma gratuity and pension?? What use are you to me when I can't quickly cash in on your benefits?. I will soon get tired of your unending snoring and farting at night. Die niggah die. |
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doncaster (m)
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Better so I can reap on your death benefits. Ehhhh. |
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Okija_juju (m)
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Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??
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PepERSprAY
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Honey do you know that madness runs in my family?? She already know that from your nairaland response but she's still willing to iron it out with you.  |
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Pataki
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@ Topic, Marriage is a lifetime commitment, are you ready to bear the burden of this lifetime bondage?  I still need time to think it thorough.  |
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doncaster (m)
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Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??
And u don't want to multiply the madness. Yes, I said it.
Then my spirit will follow u up and down. |
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Moyola (f)
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naaaaaaa diz xcusesz r huge. . . . du piple rily use d£m |
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~Sauron~
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What use are you to me when I can't quickly cash in on your benefits?. I will soon get tired of your unending snoring and farting at night. Die niggah die.
You are just a thief. . . . . I am calling ma attorney right away. naaaaaaa diz xcusesz r huge. . . . du piple rily use d£m Did u learn to write like this or what gives?? I think you should patent this(there's a whole lot of money to be made). |
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Okija_juju (m)
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O shit!! Honey my dad just sent me a mail.
I'm sorry but the elders in my village have already married a wife for me.
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~Sauron~
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O shit!! Honey my dad just sent me a mail.
I'm sorry but the elders in my village have already married a wife for me.
Watch your back. . . .acidbath is imminent. |
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PepERSprAY
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You are just a thief. . . . .
I am calling ma attorney right away Your attorney that is chasing me? |
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