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Kristuf10 (m)
What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« on: October 31, 2008, 04:04 PM »

well erm', you went to this club alone and at about 5:30am when the club is almost empty, you find yourself in the Toilet for a pee. But mistakenly you have found your way into the wrong part of the toilet and right in front of you is an opposite sex (a dude with a huge cock fully exposed or a lady - with her skirt and strings at the ankles)
would you rather shoot a nice remark that could possibly lead to making "love in the Club" or just shoo! away the moment?  Undecided Undecided Undecided
ariosamingos for now everyone
Ben-10
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange privates/female orifice
« #1 on: October 31, 2008, 05:23 PM »




I'm short of words. Lips sealed
arianne (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #2 on: November 04, 2008, 08:35 PM »

will scream  "blood of jesus" n run for my dear life! 5.30 am privates fit be ogbanje or abiku privates o.
goodass (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #3 on: November 04, 2008, 08:47 PM »

'letz go there' do d thing if shez willin. me sef i b iwin (spirit)
big father (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #4 on: November 05, 2008, 12:20 PM »

Simply reverse with full speed !  Grin
tiniyata (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #5 on: November 06, 2008, 06:59 PM »

man thats kinda strange, if u see a naked female orifice b4 u, mess and run or just go back the same way u came in. but i think the former is greater than the latter , so that your peni$ conscience wont judge you for the rest of your life. it might be your only chance to f@&k in a lifetime who knows
iice (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #6 on: November 09, 2008, 06:09 AM »

You mean reaching for the flush and finding something else?

What else but yank it and hope the toilet flushes Grin Grin
Akinagirl (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #7 on: November 09, 2008, 07:21 AM »

wtf Huh
Kristuf10 (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #8 on: November 09, 2008, 08:25 AM »

Okay that's the zing thing especially to you arianne,  you don't even discriminate when it comes to the blodd of Jesus Christ,  i go like attend your church one of these day,  well guys for me, i will just allow nature have its course,  who knows,  another Obama might be the product of the deal especially when the room is dark and still Grin Grin Grin
ariosamingos for now dudes and chicks
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #9 on: November 10, 2008, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: Kristuf10 on October 31, 2008, 04:04 PM
well erm', you went to this club alone and at about 5:30am when the club is almost empty, you find yourself in the Toilet for a pee. But mistakenly you have found your way into the wrong part of the toilet and right in front of you is an opposite sex (a dude with a huge cock fully exposed or a lady - with her skirt and strings at the ankles)
would you rather shoot a nice remark that could possibly lead to making "love in the Club" or just shoo! away the moment?  Undecided Undecided Undecided
ariosamingos for now everyone
oh God nairaland is funny  Grin Grin is this your imagination or a personal experience? Cheesy
just1n (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #10 on: November 10, 2008, 03:07 PM »

Perhap! Smiley
kristkrest (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #11 on: November 15, 2008, 03:07 PM »

Ok sexyleamon,  this is not an imagination,  it was an experience did not end well.
Cipriani (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #12 on: November 15, 2008, 04:09 PM »

Quote from: Kristuf10 on October 31, 2008, 04:04 PM
well erm', you went to this club alone and at about 5:30am when the club is almost empty, you find yourself in the Toilet for a pee. But mistakenly you have found your way into the wrong part of the toilet and right in front of you is an opposite sex (a dude with a huge cock fully exposed or a lady - with her skirt and strings at the ankles)
would you rather shoot a nice remark that could possibly lead to making "love in the Club" or just shoo! away the moment?  Undecided Undecided Undecided
ariosamingos for now everyone

I will enter the female orifice with all the power I have in me, so that  the union will continue to exist  Cool Cool Cool Cool.
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #13 on: November 16, 2008, 09:51 AM »

Quote from: kristkrest on November 15, 2008, 03:07 PM
Ok sexyleamon, this is not an imagination, it was an experience did not end well.
hmmmm you could have ignore it
mykali
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #14 on: November 16, 2008, 07:06 PM »

if i'm in real need of a 4k and the chic is willing . . . Grin
Cipriani (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #15 on: November 16, 2008, 07:45 PM »

@poster

I go f*ck the girl with no mercy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Kristuf10 (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #16 on: November 18, 2008, 02:41 PM »

Cipriani,  that was rather hilarious yet very blunt Wink Wink Wink
and for you sexyleamon, would you ignore a rod when your pipe is wet ang hungry? Grin Grin Grin
holla back at me Sexyleamon,
i have a party by December 26th
it is a party in the ratio 1:5 as in dudes to chicks
and this is an unsolicited IV i am dishing out to you Wink Wink Wink
you could hit me back on kristuf10@yahoo.com for details.
Cheers every1.
gentleman0 (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #17 on: November 26, 2008, 09:47 AM »

Let us rephrase the question
Did any of you guys see a pus$y by accident?
Girls, did you see a c0ck by accident or your pus$y exposed by acident?
kennyslim (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #18 on: November 26, 2008, 10:21 AM »

I hate to see a female orifice by accident, It's always bloody and messy. Who wants to look at an accident victim? Grin Grin Grin
gentleman0 (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #19 on: November 26, 2008, 12:25 PM »

I love it even it happened only once to me
nj11 (f)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #20 on: November 26, 2008, 01:50 PM »

If its hard and am drunk,with a pack of condom in my pocket
i don't mind riding it. nothing is better than drunk sex. Grin
MrCrackles (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #21 on: November 26, 2008, 01:52 PM »

I would fuc.k the female orifice till it gets red and sore as long as she is worth a shag!

oh and BT.W with a pack of Johnnies!!
erotic_me
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #22 on: November 26, 2008, 03:22 PM »

ever heard the latin maxim "prictus erectus non conciensus" an erect pr**k has no mercy. f**k her wit reckless abandon
Kristuf10 (m)
Re: What Would You Do If U Are Alone With A Strange D*ck/female orifice
« #23 on: December 15, 2008, 03:59 PM »

Alright
i hv been away for a while,  work + vacation,  how about that?
anyway good to know that there are still spooky but exciting guys in da house.
erotic_me, Mrcrackles, nj11, gentleman0 and kennyslim,  ya all gonna break ma ribs.
anyway what r u guyz doing for xmas?
Wink Wink Wink
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