Missy's Zone::: Nairaland Daily News

*Clears throat* . . . . . .  
Henceforth I shall be taking everyone on a ride
through Nairaland. What do I mean?:::::It's simple to understand . . . .
Every day,I shall provide the lastest News about this forum on this thread.
What's the essence? Well . . . You can as well ask why we have CNN,BBC
and other News tramsitting network in our various countries.
What actually motivated you to do this? Well . . . Gbeborunism is a talent and ain't ready
to waste mine.So . . . . due to some reasonably reasons,I might not be able to supply news
today but tomorrow expect the lastest news from every section on this forum.

Broadcasters are needed . . . . .
If interested please apply in person and state your qualifications.
Guys you aren't left out . . . You can also apply.

PS:Fights on thread will also be a way to entertain the people . . . . .
I mean Nairaland news will not fail to notify Nlders if any fight occurs on any thread.
So fighters . . . Becareful if you don't want to be on our front page.
Cheers!!!    

Well . . . what can I say?!
I hate wasting talents.  

Thank you . . . You will love it.

Dear Missy B

I am applying for a job o!

My CV is in my profile.

Yours Faithfully

Eze Mmuo okosisi, agwo tulu mbe 1 of Nairaland

Alusi okija. 

all d gbeboruns, tatafos and aprokos on NL shd come and apply oh and use their talents productively

@missyB
ok, we need info on whether cafe money has increased in naija bcus e don tey wey we see geolabious
and go and recieve the kiss u requested on the other thread before sum1 steals em 

This just in


Tumfulu is dead!     

Rumours have been floating around about the whereabouts of the infamous Nairaland pest named Tumfulu
The only constant part about all the rumours is that he is dead but the cause still remains speculative.
One of the rumours floating around says he was run over by a 22 wheeler truck while crossing the road in lagos,
other reports has it that he was shot with an arrow by a maygaurd _{(hausa security)}, and the man claimed it was as a result of accidental discharge.
But the rumour that seems most cridible is the one that says he was offered as a sacrifice to the gods. the rumour also has it that he was rejected by the gods as well.

We will keep updating our readers as we get more info on his whereabouts.

You are hereby approved as one of the broadcasters::::::::
Hope we'll get trustworthy news from you on other issues apart from your shrine.
You both should sign up while it's still possible.
Gossip Zone?Call it whatever . . . as long as we supply
News and accurate ones at that.For the graphics . . . well if I can find any
then why not?!
We are at your service . . . You'll get whatever News you want
but we are guhna base our News and information on more serious and important things
other than Geolabious and Tumfulu.
As for the kiss . . . I'm guhna receive it right away.
I'm seriously waiting gurl . . 

Buon Giornata Gente:::Good day people.

It's another beautiful day and I guess you all are ready to take
a ride with Missy. Without wasting your time,we will start from the Literature section:

It came to our notice that Tgirl created anotha striking thread yesterday
titled''Meet your Nl celeb. The young lady is seen on every street of Nland
asking people to grant her an interview.So far 5 people have been interviewed:
Richo,Samilla and Femmance,Gabbry,Romade.These young men baffled me with their replies to some question
as they answered like stars. . . .  . .
There is a rumour that ROMADE who is popular in the jokes section is likely
to be a shemale.He&she was interviewed and he&she was unable to state his&her sex.
Not only that,he also posted pictures of both a boy and a girl.


He&she got us more confused when he&she replied a ques about his sex.
He&she says'' . . . . . Females want the guy called Romade and males want the gurl called Romade''.
The question now is:::::Is Romade Shemale?
We hope to have an interview with Tgirl soon
and when we do . . . we will let you know.

Let's move over to the Jokes section on this forum:
A thread was created by I-fy and she did not only tell us but also provided
picture as evidence to Gabrywyl's sexcapade with Clem.
Recently . . . . Gabrywyl was banned and only God knows why.
Rumour has it that the ban was as a result of her excess fart and her illicit affair with scopium.
Being that she's a Gem on that section . . . . other members didn't take her ban likely and
they threatened Seun to unban her else . . . there will be no posting on that section anymore.
Seun was left with no choice but to obey the public.

On the Religion section:
There is a growing thread ''Nairaland Christian E-Fellowship''.A thread dedicated to
christians,where they can meet and fellowship for a few minutes.
It's shocking that Muslims who are known to always attack christians
and always intrude in their affairs haven't gotten to that thread yet . . . .
I'm sure they are scared of our gathering ''Together we stand Firm''.It's also advicable that
you take just a minute out of your time to say a ''Thank you'' to God on the religion section.

Then,on the Politics section:
A message is posted by Lysaa and it reads:''It might take time but dreams come true.
Years ago Martin Luther said someday Americans will base their
vote on character other than colour and today that dream has come true''. Up Obama!!!!

Hhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
        Sorry::::::I wasn't aware I was already on air.

I'm sorry but I'm not greeting you all today.
Why? Yea because I'm still in a state of shock.
While I was roaming in the Dating section street,I came across a thread.
Infact it's more than a thread.I came across an advert that reads:
''Check me out . . .

Lawd!!!       :::::The message this advert is trying to pass across is . . . .
''I'm gay and I want to meet rich and interested men,since I came back
from the states,I have not gotten anyone . . . . so if you are interested just send me a text on
08054626490''. So people if you're interested just beep that line and if you
are low on credit I could lend you ma phone and credit.

Hello beautiful Readers:::.How was your night? Bugs didn't bite I believe . . . huh?
Well . . . let's move to the Sexuality section . . . . . . . . . .
Another advert on the sexuality section but this time around . . . . it's a gurl.
The beautiful girl wants anyone that can give her a head . . . . My question is what
kind of head? Does she not have a head? Are there people without head?
Prolly she meant something else . . . I don't know but let's take a look at some of her comments:
''If you know you can giv head kindly reply to my post
only guys are invited, please no insult you nairaland hyprocrite girls should hold your self  
i don't giv a danm of what ever u want to say''.

The beautiful young lady tells us that ''It's her business and gives no damn on what peeps say''.
So far . . . knowing my Nland brothers so well (  ),they never fail in such matters.
Two guys have shown interest . . . ''Goodass'' promised to mail and text while
''Paddymii'' called without wasting time but ''Paddymii'' came back with a testimony
saying that the supposed gurl is an Aboki that prolly needs these interested guys for rituals.
Well . . . Like one of my motos in life''NEVER GIVE UP'', if you are still interested,just call or send
a message to 08033312033 or mail Millivanilla4real@yahoo.com.

Taking a walk down the suburb on Nairaland . . . .
I saw Samilla where he was addressing members of the Jokessection family.
Like we all . . . he is(was) the Joke's Moderator but there he was asking them to choose
another moderator without giving reasons.Well tears ran down my tears when I heard
this part of his speech''I have been privileged to work with all of you for a very long time here and i am proud of all of you.
I wish to meet all of you somewhere again in my next life,
Because i wish to be laughing and joking again in my next life.
We have managed to make this section the happiest and most friendly,
And that was with the help of all of you simply because we all obeyed the RULES. At least 90% of it''.
What he means by ''NEXT LIFE'' we are yet to find out.The question is:
Is he ending his present life?

People of our land . . . I am very angry to tell you about a man/boy called Ben2001.
He waylaid me today on my way to a mall with my husband and he made
this comment :''Missy,

Have always thought you work with a busy company,

never knew you don't have a job.

******hisses****** ''
I want to know what everyone think about this.If you think I'm doing
a bad/good work please kindly say so here:
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-148209.2272.html

I will leave you now  but get ready for another edition
same time, same station, from same person tomorrow.
Until then . . . Ciao.    

Hello . . . It's anuther beauriful Day.
Today, I shall fill you in on my interview with Shegirl and Tgirl.
Funny right . . . Shegirl Tgirl.
Well being that Missy's Journal carries no false News, I had to clarify the rumour
about them and their Nairaland supposed lovers and here it goes:

Missy(welly sexy):hi  ladies
Lisa Jonah(Lysaa): hi missy
amanda Manny: hiya missy
Lisa Jonah: hi Amada
Lisa Jonah: hey Tgirl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: hi everyone
amanda Manny(Shegirl): hi lysaa
welly sexy: tgirl it took ages to get you here
Lisa Jonah: how are y'all doing,  how's your day been so far?
welly sexy:my day's been Cool
tgirl4real@ymail.com: fine thanks
amanda Manny: Wow my day has being cool and yours
Lisa Jonah: My day was cool
Lisa Jonah: good to have u here
welly sexy: seems we have a full house here
welly sexy: Nice
tgirl4real@ymail.com: where is missy
Lisa Jonah: She's here
Lisa Jonah: lol. she is here anyhow,  body and spirit
welly sexy: Missy is here
tgirl4real@ymail.com: ohh
welly sexy: So Shegirl, somehow we are here because of U . . . . Are you ready to tell us what we want to know?
amanda Manny: Oh my!!!
amanda Manny: me?
welly sexy:yes you gurl.
welly sexy: so when did you join nairaland?
amanda Manny: I joined sept
Lisa Jonah: wow shegirl, its a pleasure having a conversation with you today. There are many people who do not know you very well, (I for one) so can we get to meet shegirl? Who is she? what are her likes and dislikes?
amanda Manny:well lysaa,where do i start
amanda Manny: its simply amanda manny
amanda Manny: i like myself very much and pets and few other things,I dislike very few things.
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Shegirl, I see u are into yoga
amanda Manny: Yea i am Tgirl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: but u also included it as one of your dislikes
amanda Manny: Ok promise me you wont show this to my yoga instructor? Lol i dislike it because of him(my yoga Teacher) he drills me extra
tgirl4real@ymail.com: ohh
tgirl4real@ymail.com: lol
amanda Manny: he is at my door everyday to remind me of classes and it is very hard
tgirl4real@ymail.com: that's cool
amanda Manny: thanks But not so cool when i am in the class
tgirl4real@ymail.com: what does yoga do to you
amanda Manny: oh ok yoga is a kind of mind and body exercise
amanda Manny: It cleanses your body and refreshes ones mind
tgirl4real@ymail.com: does it still do that even when your instructor stresses u
tgirl4real@ymail.com: lol
amanda Manny: oh yes and he stresses me out because i am always looking for a short cut you know lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: does it have any spiritual effect
amanda Manny: Yes it does but not at the early stage
amanda Manny: it is purely tai chi at the the early stage
tgirl4real@ymail.com: hmm,
tgirl4real@ymail.com: so, u are already going tech
amanda Manny: yea i am.
welly sexy: So Shegirl . . in a yes or no way,we want you to answer this question please. Are you dating Jaybee?
amanda Manny: Wow !!!oh my!!! that took me off the edge
welly sexy: lol . . forgive me
amanda Manny: well to answer the question Jaybee and I have a deep understand about ourselves and our private lives.
welly sexy: Well, i also have a few peeps who know much about my private life.My question is :are you romantically involved with Jaybee?
amanda Manny: Jaybee is one Romantic guy you know,So let me leave the ques for  jaybee the romantic guy to answer
amanda Manny: lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: hmm,
welly sexy: Tgirl what have you to say about this?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: have u met Jaybee in person
amanda Manny: I am going to meet him very soon
tgirl4real@ymail.com: ok
tgirl4real@ymail.com: great
amanda Manny: lol yea we thought so too.
welly:what instigated your signature''Hi Jaybee''?
amanda Manny: well it is because i respect him alot and i always want him to know even when he is not online that i want to say hi
amanda Manny: plus he gives me reasons to smile.
welly sexy: since you refused to tell if you both are dating, can we conclude and take the answer for a yes?
amanda Manny: No that will be too conclusive
tgirl4real@ymail.com: why
amanda Manny: why not hear from jaybee
welly sexy: he referred us to you
amanda Manny: I said  we have a very deep understanding about ourselves and our lives
welly sexy: ok,
welly sexy: so, when counting the blessings in your life,do you include Jaybee?
welly sexy: do you think he is a God sent?
amanda Manny: Yea he is one of great blessings and yourself and tgirl too
welly sexy: I am honored
tgirl4real@ymail.com: thanks girl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: that was sweet
amanda Manny: u are welcome
welly sexy: So what have you gained so far from nairaland?
amanda Manny: i have gained and also learnt that people are very sweet and much more deeper than what they appear to be.
tgirl4real@ymail.com: hmm,
welly sexy: hmm
amanda Manny: lol
welly sexy: Thanx Shegirl for granting us this interview, well is there anything else you want to say to us or the readers?
amanda Manny: To jaybee,  Hi jay. To you MissyB,hat off to you for again you reached another level in my respect charts.
welly sexy: I'm so flattered.thanx shegirl
amanda Manny: and to Tgirl wow what can i say you are a very humble and yet a sweet person it was very nice chatting with you
tgirl4real@ymail.com: thanks dear
amanda Manny: lol
amanda Manny: Ok missy B can i ask my questions now?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: lol
welly sexy: You want to ask a ques? why not, go on
welly sexy: lol
amanda Manny: Ok first of all lets get to meet you personally you are one of my favourite on Nairaland so please lets get to meet you
welly sexy: who? Tgirl right?
amanda Manny: No you Missy B
welly sexy: lol
welly sexy: well, I'm Missy and a fellow lander.guess I have answered u
amanda Manny: ok
amanda Manny: well fair enough
welly sexy: yea, thanx
amanda Manny: now Tgirl where you at?this is for you lets get to meet the real you behind the Nairaland interview lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: I thot we were on MissyB
amanda Manny: Actually we are doing both
tgirl4real@ymail.com: ok. lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: So, what would ya want to know
amanda Manny: Lol ok i wll leave my curious question for later but for now tell us about you
welly sexy: Shegirl this is funny and smart of you.
welly sexy: Tgirl we are waiting
tgirl4real@ymail.com: I'm a simple, easy going and friendly young lady
tgirl4real@ymail.com: i love to have fun
tgirl4real@ymail.com: i'm quite adventurous
amanda Manny: Wow
welly sexy: hmm, interesting
amanda Manny: So tgirl you started the interview thread what was the Origin?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: hmm,
tgirl4real@ymail.com: emm. . .
tgirl4real@ymail.com: I would say that i had personally started liking some people on Nl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: and i wanted to know one or two things about them.basically, i wanted a point of contact .
tgirl4real@ymail.com: check on them and not just limit it to Nl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: a place where i can say hello once in a while
tgirl4real@ymail.com: I have been nursing this idea when I saw Missy's journal and i also stumbled on Gamine's journal and i got motivated. lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: did i remember to add that i am quite inquisitive. lol
welly sexy: wow, care to tell us who these guys are?
welly sexy: lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Missy I didn't say they were all guys.Lol
amanda Manny: Oh
amanda Manny: So who are these people?
welly sexy: lol
amanda Manny: Ok so can you please mention a few of these people you began to like?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: first of; Busy_body
tgirl4real@ymail.com: i dint see her on NL for some time so i started missing her
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Then Missy and Ruby_pearl
amanda Manny: ok
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Yourself shegirl
welly sexy: interesting
amanda Manny: oh my !!really?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Davidylan and some other peeps too.
amanda Manny: ok
amanda Manny: Lets not forget your darefestus
amanda Manny: lol
welly sexy: lol
welly sexy: darefetus
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Darefestus. . . lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: yeah
tgirl4real@ymail.com: i wanted his YIM too
tgirl4real@ymail.com: but can't seem to get it
amanda Manny: now this leads to another interesting question who is Darefestus to you?
welly sexy: shegirl has sucessfully taken charge  . . .this is interesting
amanda Manny: hmmm
tgirl4real@ymail.com: Who is Darefestus? lol
tgirl4real@ymail.com: another Nlander of course
tgirl4real@ymail.com: we have never communicated outside NL
tgirl4real@ymail.com: soo,
welly sexy: sometime ago a girl opened a thread for him about marriage, was it you?
tgirl4real@ymail.com:NO I'm not
amanda Manny: really hmm you know for a moment i thought i felt a connection between you both?
tgirl4real@ymail.com: really
tgirl4real@ymail.com: explain yourself plz
tgirl4real@ymail.com: am sure Missy has one or two things up her sleeve
welly sexy:Missy is innocent please.Lol
amanda Manny: Tgirl you want me to explain right?
amanda Manny: Ok i will break it up nice and easy
tgirl4real@ymail.com: lol
amanda Manny: I am a fan of yours so sometimes i come across your posts and you seem deeply ackwnowledge darefsetus
amanda Manny: so please explain that deep connection i feel you both share
welly sexy: go on Tgirl
tgirl4real@ymail.com: shegirl, u are mean
tgirl4real@ymail.com: anyway, u are right
tgirl4real@ymail.com: i do acknowledge him and not just him but richo, geolabious and chamotex too
amanda Manny: Oh ok
welly sexy: are these the people you have a crush on?***
tgirl:No
tgirl4real@ymail.com: actually, d main reason for Dare's own is because of the way he embraced the Romantic Dinner thread
tgirl4real@ymail.com: he invited peeps over and we all had fun
tgirl4real@ymail.com: so, maybe he has some answering to do because he started the kind gesture
tgirl4real@ymail.com: emm . . .
tgirl4real@ymail.com: one thing i will like to add though
tgirl4real@ymail.com: is that, my person doesn't look down on people no matter the status or age . . . if u extend a hand of frienship i will always embrace it
amanda Manny: Wow
welly sexy: was the thread''romantic dinner'' a plan for you to have a date on nland?***
tgirl4real:No
Welly sexy:well ladies. . . it was nice having you in the house and thanz for clearing the air on some issues.Great job.
amanda manny:you are welcome Missy.
Tgirl4real@ymail.com:it's my pleasure.

PS:Missy B(welly sexy)
     Shegirl(amanda manny)
     Tgirl(Tgirl4real@ymail.com)

Well . . we have heard from the horses mouth.None could hit the nail on the head
but we can draw from the interview that . . . something like love is in the air.
We wil wait for morenike and Sistawoman to clear the air but until then . . . stay calm.
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