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2fine4u (f)
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hahaha i feel so special  buh we sure are asampete 
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Hotstepper (f)
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Toshman, plz alwayz translate.help me because when u translate, i look at da igbo incase of next time, 10x brother
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ZuluNation (m)
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Internal Job Postings
Good IGBO TRASLATOR. Number of Positions Available: 1
Description In this position, the successful candidate will be responsible for all activities involving quality assurance and translation of the Igbo laguage
Duties •Write, review, and revise SOPs •Write and execute validation protocols for our non Igbo users •
Qualifications Must have a bachelor's degree in a scientific field of study, and a degree in Igbo language.
Salary: Grade 12 Dept: Quality Assurance Position open until filled
Internal Application Form
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Hotstepper (f)
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datz sick@ zulu
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ZuluNation (m)
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;d :p 
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ZuluNation (m)
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@ edygirl my sister your prize is too high help a brother out.
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edygirl (f)
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Zulu m onye nke m, I thought I was being fair tho. Ok $15 but be fast.
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ZuluNation (m)
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Ok my dear I think Hotstepper and I can come up with that kind of money to pay you for your services 
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ghettochyk (f)
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ummm, Z, aint nobody goin take that job!! where tha dough?!  syke nah!!! umu nne m kwezuo nu!!!!!! o wu ghettochyk n'ekele unu!!!! gini n'eme ebe a? a ma m na unu misiri m, o wu ihe m giri biache!  @toshman dude!! you's a fxckin clown!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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2fine4u (f)
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cha cha cha cha Umu Igbo kwenu ehaaaaaaa ooo  how is everyone doing tonight?
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babyosisi (f)
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bia hotstepper where you the one boasting in another thread how Canada was it,immune to terrorism. Have you heard of the captured home grown terrorist in Canada? That's by the way. Igbo Kwenu.
What do you guys think of delta ibos/Igbos,real or fake Igbos?
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ZuluNation (m)
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@ babyosisi
I've been reading up on your posts on the Ibo/Igbo real or fake, all I can say is Wow, it's very educational you guys really know you stuff.
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SuNnChNn (f)
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Umu nne na umu nna nno nu oooo
Igbo kwenu!!!
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2fine4u (f)
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ehaaaaaaaaaa ooo  egbe bere ugo bere nke si ibe ya ebela nku kwa ya oooo ehaaaaaaaaa 
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Hotstepper (f)
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@babyosisi , nwannem nwabyi, take it esayyyy, I didn't boast atleast in fa best of ma knowledge, well they caught them, fewwwwwwwwwwww months ago, I guess, they r after countries like canada, uk and us but more of UK AND US, abeg, God should save us from all this terrorist,
Igbi kwenuuuuuuuuuuuu
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babyosisi (f)
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tosman must have a good Igbo saying for the terrorists,n gwa toshman over
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babyosisi (f)
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toshman must have a good Igbo saying for the terrorists,n gwa toshman over
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2fine4u (f)
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fo real oh, ngwa toshamann bia curse haa out 
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ZuluNation (m)
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Where is toshaman?
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toshmann (m)
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onye obula na acho toshmann. unu makwa na toshmann abughi na nkiti? ana akwu toshmann ugwo tupu omee ihe obula. translation fee toshmann bu £200(achigbuo m onwe m  ) umunne m nsogbu adighi, onye obula si na ya wu onye ogbu isi, onye tigbuo zogbuo, onye ngwa-k'anyi-nile-nwukota, ndi obi ojoo,obi olugbo, ndi oji-onwu-mere-ndu, choro igbabi ugbo elu ndi mmadu ji na aga njem, wee meta nwafor igbo, nwa igbo asampete, ndi otu onwu a, umu ossama, onwu ga adiri ha(iseeeee), umu ibo umu asampete ga anyu mmamiri na ili ha(iseee), onwu ike diri ha na umu ha(iseeee), ihe siere ha ike(iseee), ha dirikwa ka ekwensu odu ogologo(iseeee), akpirikpata gha kwaaa ha na ahu(iseeeee) atumbala burukwa ihe iribama ha(iseeee) ha tigie n'ike,gbajie n'ike(iseeee) mana umu igbo ga abugide umu asampete rue mgbe ebighebi(iseeeee) translation fee=£200. hotstepper take note(achigbu o m onwe m  ) nwanne anyi zulu, i choo ka toshmann ruo oru ahu ina am utu ya, toshmann ga ana gi nani otu akpa ego bekee mgbe obula otu awa gafere.(achigbuo m onwem  ) nkea putara £200/hr ndi be anyi, unu makwa na umu nwanne anyi ndi nke nwanyi mara ezi nma. onwere nke m huru na cardiff, o masia nnooo mma, asampete, akwa, iru ya dika enyo, ukwu ya dika ukwu belgium, ara ya kwu oto, o na enwu dika ola edo, ochia ochi, odika ndi mmuo ozi chukwu, anya ya dika anya azu. akporo m ukwu na okwute ka m no n'ele ya anya.(achigbuo m onwe m  ) aga m akoor unu maka ya e chi. ma ugbua ,k'a je naba. ura n'atu m. ka chi fooo nu. umu asampete ndewo nu oo
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SuNnChNn (f)
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Translators urgently needed
Jesus christ
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ZuluNation (m)
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@ toshmann Nna what you doing is not fair ooo please translate for us 
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babe1 (f)
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toshman says 200 pounds to translate. Thats all i got from that.
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babe1 (f)
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Oh before that he said that everyone is looking for toshmann but do you all know that he charges before any service and after saying his fee he said, i am laughing so loud here. haha! I'm goooooooooooooooooooooooooood. I think!
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babe1 (f)
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come for real o, toshmann, i swear i have tried but no luck. This your igbo ka nku. I think i got that right.
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babe1 (f)
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I understand the last paragraph very well but i don't know if he wants people to translate. Very funny though and sweet igbo! dalu
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toshmann (m)
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igbo ndi oma nsogbu adighi  k'am tughariara unu ya n'okwu bekee n'efu.(let me translate it for free) onye obula na acho toshmann. unu makwa na toshmann abughi na nkiti? ana akwu toshmann ugwo tupu omee ihe obula. translation fee toshmann bu £200(achigbuo m onwe m  ) umunne m nsogbu adighi, onye obula si na ya wu onye ogbu isi, onye tigbuo zogbuo, onye ngwa-k'anyi-nile-nwukota, ndi obi ojoo,obi olugbo, ndi oji-onwu-mere-ndu, choro igbabi ugbo elu ndi mmadu ji na aga njem, wee meta nwafor igbo, nwa igbo asampete, ndi otu onwu a, umu ossama, onwu ga adiri ha(iseeeee), umu ibo umu asampete ga anyu mmamiri na ili ha(iseee), onwu ike diri ha na umu ha(iseeee), ihe siere ha ike(iseee), ha dirikwa ka ekwensu odu ogologo(iseeee), akpirikpata gha kwaaa ha na ahu(iseeeee) atumbala burukwa ihe iribama ha(iseeee) ha tigie n'ike,gbajie n'ike(iseeee) mana umu igbo ga abugide umu asampete rue mgbe ebighebi(iseeeee) translation fee=£200. hotstepper take note(achigbu o m onwe m  ) nwanne anyi zulu, i choo ka toshmann ruo oru ahu ina am utu ya, toshmann ga ana gi nani otu akpa ego bekee mgbe obula otu awa gafere.(achigbuo m onwem  ) nkea putara £200/hr ndi be anyi, unu makwa na umu nwanne anyi ndi nke nwanyi mara ezi nma. onwere nke m huru na cardiff, o masia nnooo mma, asampete, akwa, iru ya dika enyo, ukwu ya dika ukwu belgium, ara ya kwu oto, o na enwu dika ola edo, ochia ochi, odika ndi mmuo ozi chukwu, anya ya dika anya azu. akporo m ukwu na okwute ka m no n'ele ya anya.(achigbuo m onwe m  ) aga m akoor unu maka ya e chi. ma ugbua ,k'a je naba. ura n'atu m. ka chi fooo nu. umu asampete ndewo nu oo everbody is looking for toshmann. do you knwo that toshmann is not for free?toshmann is paid to do this.translation fee is £200(LMAO) my brothers and sisters, no problem,anybody who says he is a head hunter, a destroyer,a suicide killer(terrorist),evil minded, bitter hearted fellow(heart of bitter leaf),lover of death,people that want to blow up a civilian plane,and it affects an ibo, beautiful ibo(asampete), those death lovers, childrem of ossama, death shall come to them(amen), beautiful ibos shall urinate on their graves(amen). sudden death shall be their lot(amen) and their children's lot(amen),may they have difficulties(amen) and hardship(amen)may they be like devil with a long tail(amen)may they have leprous sores(amen)may rashes and boils be their trade mark(amen),may they have a violent death(amen) but ibos shall remain beautiful forever(amen) zulu if u want toshmann to work for u the price is £200/hr my people do you know that our sisters are beautiful?i saw one in cardiff,she's so sweet.her face is like a mirror, her booty is bootylicious(ukwu belgium=imported high quality booty).her breasts are standing,she shines like gold, when she smiles,she is like an angel,her eyes are like a fish eye,i hit my foot against a stone while looking at her(LMAO).i'll tell u 'bout her later. for now i gotta sleep. beautiful people i salute y'all. 
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toshmann (m)
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come for real o, toshmann, i swear i have tried but no luck. This your igbo ka nku. I think i got that right.
LMAO  guys i gotta sleep y'all owe me £200 zulu,hotstepper take note  LMAO 
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lakers
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LOl, but you are right, we gat the sexiest sisters
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babe1 (f)
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to LMAO  guys i gotta sleep y'all owe me £200 zulu,hotstepper take note  LMAO  Just let me know when you are ready to swipe the card! You deserve the 200 pounds but if you want $$$ its yours.
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