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Seun (m)
Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« on: September 22, 2005, 02:20 PM »

In the spirit of Oprah's 2004 $7 million 276 car give-away last year, Oprah Winfrey has just given away 276 free men to deserving members of her audience!


The Onion reports that, "Winfrey watched elated as the men knelt before their awestruck new mates and delivered gallant kisses and professions of undying affection.  The men Winfrey gave away are guaranteed to enjoy snuggling, to find the few extra pounds gained over time 'cute,' and to have read at least three books by the poet Maya Angelou."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40759

What do you think?
vexxy (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #1 on: September 22, 2005, 02:24 PM »

Looks like the excuse of "No good men left" is true seeing as though Oprah was hiding 276 of them! Angry Cheesy
angela k (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #2 on: September 22, 2005, 02:29 PM »

Seun i don't really get. Are these men meant to marry these ladies abi date them? please explain futher what she had in mind?
Seun (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #3 on: September 22, 2005, 02:36 PM »

According to the Onion article, it seems the women are expected to date and marry the free men.  And it was a surprise!  Make sure you read the entire news article Grin.
gina34 (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #4 on: September 22, 2005, 02:42 PM »

This sound funny to me. Roll Eyes Shocked
vexxy (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #5 on: September 22, 2005, 02:48 PM »

. . . and the ones who declined the men had an all expense paid visit to a deluxe spa!   Shocked
angela k (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #6 on: September 22, 2005, 02:51 PM »

How can one book a sit in oprah's  show? Sad
Seun (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #7 on: September 22, 2005, 02:57 PM »

So you want a free man too, heh?  What about all the lovely men on this site?  Kiss
shockreaction (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #8 on: September 22, 2005, 03:12 PM »

Well, last time I checked, stories reported/posted on the Onion aren't real Grin
Scorpio (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #9 on: September 22, 2005, 03:36 PM »

 The woman obviously dosen't know what to do with all that time she has! free men, Ha! Cool
whizkid (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #10 on: September 22, 2005, 03:37 PM »

I wonder what the men would get in return, that is apart from the ladies  Wink ( but of course this isn't for real huh?)
hot-angel (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #11 on: September 22, 2005, 04:43 PM »

Talking about the oprah thing. Which day's oprah was that? I have been missing oprah lately.. i guess that explains why i havent seen this. This is new.. wow. I got to find more about it. But heyyy oprah is funny though.. free men?
whiteshark (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #12 on: September 22, 2005, 06:14 PM »

R u serious? Free men 4 real? well I don think this kind of merger would hold for long oh.. What were the parameters that was used to hook man to woman in this case? How would a tall handsome male feel when he is given a short fat damsel or vis a vis?  Huh

There has to be a catch that we are not suppose to know but it's okay for the publicity. She ( Oprah ) always gets around to doing these sorts or suprises sha so no yawa,,, Make them carry go !!!


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Latoya (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #13 on: September 23, 2005, 03:09 AM »

Ha this is too good to be true,free men ke? i will be number one to be put on the line o.let me know what the criterias are Wink
Seun (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #14 on: September 23, 2005, 04:33 AM »

Ok, it's not true, but if you watched the video of the what happened last year when she gave away free cars, you'll find it so funny.  She was jumping up and down just like in the picture, shouting, "Everybody gets a car!  Everybody gets a car!!"   The woman were hysterical, jumping up and down, hugging each other, screaming, etc.  It was the funniest thing I ever saw!
Latoya (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #15 on: September 23, 2005, 05:45 AM »

I saw the free cars videos,so do u mean the free men thing isnt true?
hot-angel (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #16 on: September 23, 2005, 05:54 AM »

Talking about Oprah... The free cars own was deff funny.. but i don't know about this free men ohh. Well no big deal about it.. Men are commodities i get. hehe
ProfCares (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #17 on: September 23, 2005, 10:43 AM »

Free men or free cars, i guess u gals are interested alot. What u are looking for is right here on your door step.....There is nothing new on this earth. Beware of Free Men and Free Cars
whiteshark (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #18 on: September 25, 2005, 02:04 AM »

[b]...news updates..............[/b]


Some of the chick don dey mend oh.. Dem say the men nor wan...........


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salako
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #19 on: September 26, 2005, 01:26 PM »

All those men are ex-convicts. The show is part of their rehabilitation.
angela k (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #20 on: September 26, 2005, 01:37 PM »

Quote from: ajsalako on September 26, 2005, 01:26 PM
All those men are ex-convicts. The show is part of their rehabilitation.

 Shocked are you sure of what you are saying!
Scorpio (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #21 on: September 27, 2005, 12:56 AM »

Quote from: ajsalako on September 26, 2005, 01:26 PM
All those men are ex-convicts. The show is part of their rehabilitation.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Seun (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #22 on: September 27, 2005, 01:32 AM »

This is a wonderful idea for rehabilitation of male ex-convicts. Auction them off to lonely women on TV shows!
Bibi (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #23 on: September 27, 2005, 11:43 AM »

Next year I think it will be free babes.

Guys, better find ways to be in the audience next year.
Babes, better find a way to make it to Oprahs 276 free babes next year....
kamakula
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #24 on: September 28, 2005, 09:44 PM »

umm Seun. . i still think people think this is for real
EzehM (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #25 on: September 29, 2005, 04:42 PM »

She should try giving away a few of our Nigerian leaders. Not for a short period, permanently if possible.

Owen (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #26 on: October 06, 2005, 02:19 PM »

  I wish they could give out free women here too... Grin
gina34 (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #27 on: October 06, 2005, 02:35 PM »



Ole Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #28 on: October 06, 2005, 03:59 PM »

women aint cheap commodities. MEN are.  Cheesy
Owen (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #29 on: October 06, 2005, 04:31 PM »

Speak for your self...I'm a guy I come across girls every day of my life... Shocked
hot-angel (f)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #30 on: October 06, 2005, 07:59 PM »

come accross them. YES! Get them for free?? maybe sluts!
Owen (m)
Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men!
« #31 on: October 07, 2005, 08:35 AM »

 Grin Cheesy Cool Cry
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