blonde jokes

abeg please let us start a trend about how dumb BLONDES are!!!

i hope ya all enjoy it oh and no explicit words please. i start with this :

      A blonde walks into a TV shop and asks to buy a
TV. But the clerk says that they don't sell TV's
to blondes.

Thinking that to be strange, she walks out. About
an hour later she goes in again and asks to buy a
TV. Again the clerk says that they don't sell
TV's to blondes.

The blonde is getting pissed now, so she goes and
dyes her hair red and then walks into the TV
store asking to buy a TV. But once again, the
clerk says that they don't sell TV's to blondes.

"But how did you know I was a blonde," she asks.
And the clerk says," We sell microwaves in this
store."

hahah..

Quest: why do blonde nurses always have red markers with them?
Ans: Incase the need to draw blood.

A man was passing by a field and saw a farmer(blonde of course) satanding in the field doing nothing and not looking at any thing in particular, just starring at the sky. Concerned, he asked the farmer what he was doing, "I am trying to win a nobel prize", the farmer answered. "Just exactly how do you intend to do that"  the man asked. "Well, they said they only give nobel prizes to those who are OUT-STANDING-IN THEIR FIELDS...

hahaha... nice one there kel.

Errr, Okay

if blondes are really this stupid and confused then why are most naija girls dyeing their hair blonde at all cost?

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.


The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification, at least something with your picture on it?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

@backnbeta
                  nice one there

Really nice all them blonde jokes.

@ backnbeta
my goodness cooooool
@ kel
 nice one

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I'll show you."
She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!" So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?" The blonde says "Yes, why?"
The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger, "


A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No"

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail."

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.
When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"

 . . .and then she's going to breakup with you

keep laffing

very wise decision

thank God for his life