Ok peeps, Ive been away for the last few days and am back. Anyways, I would like to share with you guys something I have encountered on the deck at sea and I find it hillarious. don't know if you guys would feel the same way but here goes:-
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We have a lady janitor (she is 53 years old, the picture below is NOT her, just an example on how her body type is) to clean the toilet at the deck and she is a big lady (Refer to picture below. She is around that size). Anywayz, she have decided to dress up sexily one day that she wore a tube and very very tight mini skirt. It was so tight that she obviously looked like a stuffed German Sausage.
When she went on deck, I was shocked out of my life but who am I to judge?
And then out of nowhere, my colleagues, the engineers, the welders and the fitters started laugjing loudly and they go say this naaaa:-
Guy A: DAMN! Look at this. . . Does she look like a Walrus or what?!?
Guy B: Yeah, she'll make one hell of a sexy walrus alright!
Guy A: So Guy B, am sure if you hump her tonight, you'll be flatter than your original size. Haha!
Guy B: Nah. . . I am not worthy for her and besides, Id rather not have sex at all if she's is the only woman on earth. Hmm, thinking about it, I don't think both our Cocks could reach this thick fat walrus meat. LMAO!
And they continue on laughing, teasing and whistling at her
And than the lady janitor go answa them back as such:-
Lady: Laugh as much as you want. Just don't make me go there and sit on you till your whole body go stuck in between my asshole. When its stucked there, Ill fart so hard that your eyeballs will drop down to your nostrils. And than I will go get a chopstick to dig you out from my anus hole. HA!
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Na waaa OOOO. . . . Who knows theres still such peeps as such on earth. . .
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