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Jay-O-Jay (m)
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?''
''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''
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eveseh (f)
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LOL funny sutff
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Oracle (m)
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Thatz really embarassing
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hayprof (m)
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wot a disgrace wit all his advertisment? 
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sweetnini (f)
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OMG dats embarrasing and funny if i were the guy i will ask for a transfer to another part of the world
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iice (f)
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Funny 
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naija_diva (f)
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i know he is feeling stupid.
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desiree (f)
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well, not unusual 
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janet.gurl
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cuz we are living humans 
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twinkey
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to cover myn a#* or somebody's esle a#*.
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chidichris (m)
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i will ask the man to find out why the phone works sometimes without activation. i will complain immediately of the off and on attitude of the phone line. on the issue of lies, like the gentle man it was mearnt to promote his business. for me sometimes to make the other party(parties) happy. in the case of ladies to make them hear what they like hearing.
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hayprof (m)
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We lie to survive!  Y do u think the man did dat? 
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onlygirl (f)
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i lie to protect myself and it depends on the issue,if it is in my relatinship,i try to be fair and it depends also on the guy too,if he can understand why i did what i did.lying is not good,cos if the person find out,he/she may not trust you again.it then means before u lie check urself.
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Wumine (f)
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its inevitable. you lie to live! there is nobody that doesnt lie, that is why we say , and forgive us our trespasses, !
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