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soccerchic (f)
Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« on: July 31, 2006, 12:41 AM »


 

HEY LADIES, don't u just HATe it when SOME men use stupid pickup lines just so that they can talk to you, HMMMM  i HATE that, and here are some examples of subtle ways to turn "unwanted advances" down. what are your favourite examples of subtle ways to turn 'annoying men' down. Please share abeg

HEY FELLOWS, before u say anything ( which am sure some of u are dying to), I want to know if u have used any of those pickup lines and if so, did it WORK FOR You?

   PLEASE NOTE:  THESE GOES OUT TO  THE LADIES IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and guys who may
appreciate good humor). Kiss

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'D rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'D die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'D probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.













arsenal 4 life baby   Kiss Kiss
Raymand (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #1 on: July 31, 2006, 01:01 AM »

I've actually seen this JOKE before, nice
soccerchic (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #2 on: July 31, 2006, 01:09 AM »


THANKS RAY Grin SO have u ever used any of these lines ( just curious) hehe Grin Grin
eveseh (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #3 on: July 31, 2006, 01:15 AM »

good for you
soccerchic (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #4 on: July 31, 2006, 01:27 AM »




good for you?HuhHuh Huh Huh  nice one
eveseh (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #5 on: July 31, 2006, 01:29 AM »

yea good for u
get it now?
guess so
soccerchic (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #6 on: July 31, 2006, 01:31 AM »



lol, yea, now i do
kiki (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #7 on: July 31, 2006, 02:08 AM »

Lol
diddy4 (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #8 on: July 31, 2006, 02:19 AM »

smart guys also have nice comeback lines.
beyunce (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #9 on: July 31, 2006, 05:37 PM »

some of the lines sound so childlish.

Thank God its a joke
Viper (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #10 on: July 31, 2006, 06:01 PM »

Quote from: soccerchic on July 31, 2006, 12:41 AM

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


you call this subtle way? Huh be careful, because u might get a serious head-butt for that  Angry





 Cheesy
luvlymoi (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #11 on: July 31, 2006, 06:29 PM »

hahahahaha, nice.
iice (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #12 on: July 31, 2006, 06:31 PM »

Read it somewhere 2, funny Grin Grin
Here's one my friend tried on a chic at the club
He: Does it hurt?
She: (if she answers what?)
He: Your feet because you've been running through my brain
This is what the girl actually said
He: Does it hurt?
She: Yeah when i fell from Heaven
I laughed my butt off eh Grin Grin
eveseh (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #13 on: July 31, 2006, 06:52 PM »

Quote from: soccerchic on July 31, 2006, 01:31 AM

lol, yea, now i do

GOOD good
naija_diva (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #14 on: July 31, 2006, 07:44 PM »

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Efani (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #15 on: July 31, 2006, 08:15 PM »

thats funny
desiree (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #16 on: July 31, 2006, 08:20 PM »



hilarious!!!
It is even funnier that some guys actually use those lines.
Efani (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #17 on: July 31, 2006, 08:23 PM »

i've made a couple work
naija_diva (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #18 on: July 31, 2006, 08:29 PM »

really
desiree (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #19 on: July 31, 2006, 08:34 PM »


I bet they would only work on a very drunk girl  Smiley
Efani (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #20 on: July 31, 2006, 08:36 PM »

no, a blond finea$$ white girl sitting next to me in class
desiree (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #21 on: July 31, 2006, 08:39 PM »



HAH!!! You said it all, she is blond Wink
Efani (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #22 on: July 31, 2006, 08:43 PM »

oh but she was fine and ranked 5th in our class rank so she was smart as hell too
desiree (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #23 on: July 31, 2006, 08:46 PM »

Good on you, then

***Me thinks she not a real blond***
naija_diva (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #24 on: July 31, 2006, 08:59 PM »

doesn't mean she was smart. in my class i ranked 3 and i had a "C". the rest of the class had "D's" and "E's"
luvu567 (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #25 on: July 31, 2006, 10:10 PM »

its funny that some guys still use some of those wack pickup lines
Efani (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #26 on: August 01, 2006, 11:03 PM »

i KNO  she's smart
twinkey
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #27 on: August 02, 2006, 12:38 AM »

i just tell them i'm gay.
debosky (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #28 on: August 02, 2006, 12:43 AM »

now that aint subtle in the least
iice (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #29 on: August 02, 2006, 10:34 AM »

Hmmmm what about you're alrdy in love but he has not arrived lol but definitely know him when he arrives and its not You lol
Coco29 (f)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #30 on: August 02, 2006, 07:24 PM »

forget all that i just walk away yes walk away Cool  Cool
debosky (m)
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down
« #31 on: August 02, 2006, 08:09 PM »

'i only work with heavy duty instruments, but it seems all you have is a little screwdriver'
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