Logistics Needed: We Got To Get Obama To Okija Asap!

I need to get the US President-Elect Barack Obama to Okija (Anambra State) to go take a hot bubble bath (Ngige, you know how we do) after 2 years of electioneering and a pending hand-over in '09. Now, we have to insulate (Odeshii) the new guy against "you know whom" and "you know what".

Abeg who knows him well enough to invite him for the bubble bath, NIGERIAN STYLE! (Ndidi Okereke?)

Suppliers urgently needed: cutlasses, kolanuts, big black drum, calabash, goat born of a zebra, a nicely weeded bush path, diversionary news to divert paparazzi and a Kenya Ghana-Must-Go bagssszzz

Experienced Advisers needed: Maurice Iwu, Ngige, Obasanjo, Theodore Orji, Onyema Ugochukwu, Prof Edem: former NDDC chairman et al.

Please do apply NOW!