If America Was Nigeria,

My brother forwarded me an email with the following News headlines Nigerians Newspaper would have used after US election:


   Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)
     
    ·        Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)
     
    ·        20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)

·        McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)

·        Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper)

·        No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)

·        The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

·        There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)

·        Election results for Arizona,Florida, New York awaited (Channels News)

·        Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper)

·        McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News)

·        I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)
   

·        Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay Newspaper


·        Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth  )(Daily Mirror)


·        Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings'(PM News)

·        Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of 'Obama Boys' (Ogtv News)


·        Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch Magazine)


·        $900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama's Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson)


. Awon OPC ji apoti idibo gbe. Eeyan ogorun farapa yan-nan yan-nan  (Alaroye)


·        INEC is a stooge - CNPP (because)

.    Militants disrupt Election In Ohio, Commissioner missing, Democrat's agents badly injured ( Post Express)


.    Police arrest 56 Area Boys, parades Ballot Box thieves (PM News)


. Oju Ole Reeeeeeee - MCcain ( Akede Agbaiye)



Any  more folks?

Too much to read