Why Am I Married?

WHY AM I MARRIED? 

      You have two choices in life:
      You can stay single and be miserable,
      or get married and wish you were dead. 


      At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
      "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
      "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 


      A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
      "Husband Wanted".
      Next day she received a hundred letters.
      They all said the same thing:
      "You can have mine." 


      When a woman steals your husband,
      there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 


      A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

      A little boy asked his father,
      "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
      Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." 



      A young son asked,
      "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
      a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
      Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." 


      Then there was a woman who said,
      "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
      and by then, it was too late." 



      Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
      If you want your spouse to listen and
      pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. 



      Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
      thinking they had no faults at all. 


      First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
      Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 



      " A Woman's Prayer:
      Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
      forgive
      him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for
      Strength
      I'll just beat him to death " 

  WOW!!! All these against marriage It can't be that bad?? can it??

yeah, a lot of people do have the misconception that their parents had/have a happy marriage.
I'm not saying it aint so in your case but you you really don't know. And that's the real truth.

But, I 'think' my parents had a very very happy marriage 38yrs until my dad died. At least they made us feel happy and loved.

PS  - And, I do support the institute of marriage though - with it's misery and all. J/K! 

i really don't know? i live with them and i don't know? u need to retract that statement cuzz i know they are happy.

Ok, you know! 

janet
wont mine marrying you.

You heard it here on nairaland first - a proposal? 

And yes, I a little bitter about marriage as I have friends, a sister, and a sister-in-law (yes, brothers wife) who are patching it because they don't want to be not married. Na wa oh. Marriage is not all bliss. Some people look happy from the outside but na different story inside house.

hmmmm very funny, guys thing before marriage oooo

@needeeg
Yep, there's some truth in some of those jokes.

@janet and Dondele

Abeg set the date now. I want to come and eat rice

for those saying dey don't wann@ get married, don't worry, very soon u will see the importance of marriage or having someone to call your own.

@janet
i can handle you or are u scared cuzz i can handle u?

we will see about that after our honeymoon.

@rubbermaid
i caught u looking at ma profile. did u see anything u like?

@janet
are u on YIM or MSN?

hmmm, u na rice dey worry u,  @rubb

don't worry. just wanted a little chat.