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Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #160 on: November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM »

Quote from: idupaul on November 16, 2008, 11:17 PM
AT post

did your dad abduct your mum to the house?
See, if I start my own, they'll say I started it.

Awan omo oshi omoto ita alai ni se. hiss
4 Play (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #161 on: November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM »

Quote from: Hesperus on November 16, 2008, 11:14 PM
Not true, Naija women are not at all romantic, as in them no just try at all!! So why would men even bother seducing them?

Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  Huh
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #162 on: November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:18 PM
And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.

And hair extensions!! Grin
ibkaye
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #163 on: November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  Huh
Haba, this guy is just merking naija women silly, don't generalize na  Grin Grin
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #164 on: November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:18 PM
And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.
Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.


The last one H202 was trying to read to me put me to sleep Lips sealed
Hesperus (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #165 on: November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM »

@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #166 on: November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM »

Quote from: Hesperus on November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM
@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.
Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan Grin Grin
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #167 on: November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM »

Quote from: Hesperus on November 16, 2008, 11:18 PM
I think I might just take my chances with that. At least d curry cake is sure,, unlike schizophrenic naija babes!

Good luck

MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #168 on: November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM »

Quote from: ibkaye on November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM
Haba, this guy is just merking naija women silly, don't generalize na  Grin Grin

Ya deserve the merking love

Especially Naija women like you IBK Grin

How many times have you Naija ladies come on this forum to bash and brush naija dudes?

 Grin
StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #169 on: November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
And hair extensions!! Grin

For her, her sisters and her mother.

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:20 PM
Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.


My point exactly.
DavidDylan (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #170 on: November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
And hair extensions!! Grin

you mean those annoying things they wear on their heads with the roots of their "real" hair sticking out like a sore thumb?  Lips sealed
idupaul
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #171 on: November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
See, if I start my own, they'll say I started it.

Awan omo oshi omoto ita alai ni se. hiss

`who be this one again naa
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #172 on: November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  Huh
And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie! Lips sealed Lips sealed
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #173 on: November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: idupaul on November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM
`who be this one again naa
point is, grow up!

Thing is, am not interesting in the chin chin you're selling today
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #174 on: November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM
you mean those annoying things they wear on their heads with the roots of their "real" hair sticking out like a sore thumb?  Lips sealed

Yes oo! Grin
eldee (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #175 on: November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:17 PM
its not even about the sex . . . the typical naija woman thinks a date = silverbird galleria and mr. biggs.
I'm still trying to imagine how a Naija chic will look at you if you suggest a home-made food picnic  Cheesy Cheesy
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #176 on: November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Gays recite poetry  Tongue
ibkaye
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #177 on: November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM
Ya deserve the merking love

Especially Naija women like you IBK Grin

How many times have you Naija ladies come on this forum to bash and brush naija dudes?

 Grin
You dey mad? When have I ever bashed naija dudes in general, I always pick out the ones who do do certain things but I never say ALL, it's not good to generalize  Tongue Cool
tope2000 (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #178 on: November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  Huh

Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin 9ja babe do u na Grin

@david
Oh Lawd¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See as una dey YAB us like that ehn Grin
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #179 on: November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM
And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie
! Lips sealed Lips sealed

Then dont marry them! That is even if you can afford to
tRoOE (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #180 on: November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM »

ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES Cry Cry
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men Grin
4 Play (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #181 on: November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM »

The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #182 on: November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM »

@4play, David, and eldee,

If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.
StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #183 on: November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM
Gays recite poetry  Tongue

ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.
DavidDylan (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #184 on: November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM
I'm still trying to imagine how a Naija chic will look at you if you suggest a home-made food picnic  Cheesy Cheesy


the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.  Lips sealed Of course after eating your food.

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:22 PM
And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie! Lips sealed Lips sealed

don't blame them . . . when we get sarcastic all we get in return is a stream of invectives in yoruba.  Grin
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #185 on: November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
Then don't marry them! That is even if you can afford to
Lmao!! So how much are you? I got one dollar o. Is it too much? Grin Grin
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #186 on: November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM »

Quote from: tRoOE on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES Cry Cry
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men Grin


See this one dey talk

Typical naija babe and longtin! Cheesy
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #187 on: November 16, 2008, 11:26 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Write a book instead.  Wink
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #188 on: November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM
Lmao!! So how much are you? I got one dollar o. Is it too much? Grin Grin

See your mouth! Cheesy
1 shilling or 2 cowries go do!
Hesperus (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #189 on: November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:21 PM
Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan Grin Grin

Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they dont.

At least you're honest, tho dat in no way makes you better.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #190 on: November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM
the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.  Lips sealed Of course after eating your food.

don't blame them . . . when we get sarcastic all we get in return is a stream of invectives in yoruba.  Grin
Maybe you too should upgrade eh Angry Angry

Quote from: tope2000 on November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na Grin
na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous  Grin Grin Should have seen him crying Tongue
DavidDylan (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #191 on: November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM »

Pls can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.
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