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StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #192 on: November 16, 2008, 11:28 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

LOL

Quote from: tRoOE on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES Cry Cry
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men Grin


Ok . . . . Now that we are fighting back, we're whining? LOL!! Where were you when we were being bashed?
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #193 on: November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM »

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM
please can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.
We wear our size, thank you.
Na the ajegunle women you dey date

Quote from: Hesperus on November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM
Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they don't.

At least you're honest, tho that in no way makes you better.
Thanks boo. I admire your sincerity too, but you're still a naija man Grin Grin
eldee (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #194 on: November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.
Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground Cheesy

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM
na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous Grin Grin Should have seen him crying Tongue
Who's j-girl Tongue Tongue
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #195 on: November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM »

alagolo, banned again?
4 Play (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #196 on: November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on November 16, 2008, 11:23 PM
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na Grin

Just telling you women some home truths.
Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
@4play, David, and eldee,
If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.


Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #197 on: November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM
alagolo, banned again?
no mehn!! The thing told me to report to the admin if I can't log on. Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM
Who's j-girl Tongue Tongue
who dey ask? Tongue
StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #198 on: November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:26 PM
Write a book instead.  Wink

Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

sillyboy (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #199 on: November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM »

where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #200 on: November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM
Just telling you women some home truths. 

Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.
Maybe you should try the correct naija babes na.
UniLag/ Uni Osu  is not the best place o
eldee (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #201 on: November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM »

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:25 PM
the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.  Lips sealed Of course after eating your food.
I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction Grin Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #202 on: November 16, 2008, 11:32 PM »

@4play
U've just been with wrong ones honey, Dont dwell on it Wink

Quote from: DavidDylan on November 16, 2008, 11:27 PM
please can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.

Not all girls shop at baby Gap Grin, we are not all mariah carey wannabes Tongue
ibkaye
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #203 on: November 16, 2008, 11:32 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM
I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction Grin Grin
Iwo! Let me just catch you!
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #204 on: November 16, 2008, 11:33 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM
Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

If it's good, why not? 
Hesperus (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #205 on: November 16, 2008, 11:33 PM »

See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . . Huh
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #206 on: November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Quote from: sillyboy on November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM
where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.
wetin you want? Make it snappy? Cool Cool

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM
I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction Grin Grin
SHUT UP DIA Tongue If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth  Cool Cool

H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #207 on: November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:33 PM
If it's good, why not?
That's such a dumb reply.  How would you know if it's good until you read it?  It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #208 on: November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Quote from: Hesperus on November 16, 2008, 11:33 PM
See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . . Huh
Sorry, am a one-man person.
So keep imagining  Kiss Kiss Kiss
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #209 on: November 16, 2008, 11:35 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:31 PM
I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction Grin Grin

Naija Chick of course! Grin
ibkaye
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #210 on: November 16, 2008, 11:35 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM
SHUT UP DIA Tongue If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth Cool Cool


Thankyou jare, he does not even have to be rich, just not scrape poor  Shocked
4 Play (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #211 on: November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:29 PM
Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground Cheesy

I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers.
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #212 on: November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM
SHUT UP DIA Tongue If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth Cool Cool


that's what she said.  3 days later she was bugging the crap out of me to give her #100,000 to go shopping.
good looks aren't enough.
StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #213 on: November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:33 PM
If it's good, why not?  

I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #214 on: November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM »

H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?
StephenP (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #215 on: November 16, 2008, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM
That's such a dumb reply.  How would you know if it's good until you read it?  It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.

Did you read what I said?
eldee (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #216 on: November 16, 2008, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:30 PM
who dey ask? Tongue
Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex Tongue Tongue

Quote from: ibkaye on November 16, 2008, 11:32 PM
Iwo! Let me just catch you!
Sharrap dia . . . is it not past your bedtime Angry

Quote from: Dark_Rxn on November 16, 2008, 11:34 PM
SHUT UP DIA Tongue If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth Cool Cool
Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince urself?? nah, that's just sad
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #217 on: November 16, 2008, 11:38 PM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM
that's what she said.  3 days later she was bugging the crap out of me to give her #100,000 to go shopping.
good looks aren't enough.
Like I said, you better divorce that your white woman and lemme teach you real seduction Grin Grin
Watching her watch tv is not seduction o Tongue

Quote from: KarmaMod on November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM
H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?
No mind am
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #218 on: November 16, 2008, 11:38 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM
I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

Save it in your blog  Wink

as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?
cooldud62*
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #219 on: November 16, 2008, 11:39 PM »

i havent gone through the posts
but i want to say the poster has been meeting Nigerian boys and not men!
dont reply me coz m out.
Dark_Rxn (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #220 on: November 16, 2008, 11:39 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:37 PM
Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex Tongue Tongue
Sharrap dia . . . is it not past your bedtime Angry
Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince yourself?? nah, that's just sad
W/e. . . . Cool Cool Tongue
ibkaye
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #221 on: November 16, 2008, 11:40 PM »

Quote from: eldee on November 16, 2008, 11:37 PM
Sharrap dia . . . is it not past your bedtime Angry
See who is talking!  Angry

You will meet me tonight!  Angry
4 Play (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #222 on: November 16, 2008, 11:41 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on November 16, 2008, 11:36 PM
I'll remember this day.
@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  Grin

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.  
Hesperus (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #223 on: November 16, 2008, 11:43 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on November 16, 2008, 11:41 PM
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  Grin

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on. 
lol @ 4play!!!
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