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H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #32 on: November 16, 2008, 04:44 AM »

Better go and scrub off the dudu between your butt cheeks.

A few lines of words and you're already wishing to be in the position of my woman.    Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin And they say Naija men can't seduce o .  Grin  Grin  Grin
*Morenike (f)
Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #33 on: November 16, 2008, 04:49 AM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 04:44 AM
Better go and scrub off the dudu between your butt cheeks.
gross monkey  Undecided Undecided

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 04:44 AM
A few lines of words and you're already wishing to be in the position of my woman.    Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin And they say Naija men can't seduce o .  Grin  Grin  Grin
~roll eyes~  Am not only wishing, am fantasizingggggggggggg about your big head and man hips Kiss Kiss Kiss
I can't wait till the day I'll rub that potbelly and make it growl or the day and I'll stroke your shiny bald head. ~roll eyes~

H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #34 on: November 16, 2008, 04:52 AM »

Lol.  I have relayed your message to my gateman and he feels better already.  He can't wait to take you to his village for the royal introduction.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #35 on: November 16, 2008, 04:54 AM »

ara e o ya. I'm married and loving it. Thanks but no thanks  Kiss Kiss Kiss
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #36 on: November 16, 2008, 04:58 AM »

Married to your pillow  Kiss
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #37 on: November 16, 2008, 05:00 AM »

He sure is comforting and soft and makes me feel good, but he ain't a pillow Cool Cool
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #38 on: November 16, 2008, 05:08 AM »

You are delusioned.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #39 on: November 16, 2008, 05:09 AM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:08 AM
You are delusioned.
and you are jealous Grin Grin
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #40 on: November 16, 2008, 05:09 AM »

of pillow  Undecided
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #41 on: November 16, 2008, 05:10 AM »

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And why should we care what you have to say?

The unilag babe is the one with the golden p*ssy, not you.  your own can be substituted at any time of the day.
You are not serious at all.
Unlike the unilag babe, my p*ssy has invaluable and cannot be quantified by money, diamonds or gold.
My own cannot be substituted o! I won't even blow my horn.
Why are you on this thread? You are the ultimate example of a Nigerian man without the art of seduction.
Raymond88 (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #42 on: November 16, 2008, 05:11 AM »

I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.  Wink
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #43 on: November 16, 2008, 05:12 AM »

Quote from: Raymond88 on November 16, 2008, 05:11 AM
I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.  Wink
LOL! Soooooooooooooooooooo true.
You are the voice of reason.
Thank you for noticing that.

Morenike and H2O2 get a room abeg.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #44 on: November 16, 2008, 05:14 AM »

Quote from: Raymond88 on November 16, 2008, 05:11 AM
I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.  Wink
How can you say such thing?

Was it because I called you retarded? Undecided

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:09 AM
of pillow  Undecided
w/e. . . .he's still berra than you

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:10 AM
You are the ultimate example of a Nigerian man without the art of seduction.
truer words can never be typed
Raymond88 (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #45 on: November 16, 2008, 05:19 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:14 AM
How can you say such thing?
Deep down in your heart you know you love like that guy! this whole topic is ALL because of him, to get a reaction from him, and sure enough you got it. Stop pretending girl, i did a fair share of behavioral psychology in my day.

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:14 AM
Was it because I called you retarded? Undecided
Retarded? i take a look at the link in your signature and i laugh, you Christians have the politest vocabularies.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #46 on: November 16, 2008, 05:23 AM »

Quote from: Raymond88 on November 16, 2008, 05:19 AM
Deep down in your heart you know you love like that guy! this whole topic is ALL because of him, to get a reaction from him, and sure enough you got it. Stop pretending girl, i did a fair share of behavioral psychology in my day.
whateva, w/e makes you feel betta  Kiss Kiss Kiss
I'm very satisfied with the angel that woke me up this morning  Kiss Kiss Kiss Tongue Grin

Quote from: Raymond88 on November 16, 2008, 05:19 AM
Retarded? i take a look at the link in your signature and i laugh, you Christians have the politest vocabularies.
what do you know!! I never knew Pink was an christian . Big ups girl Kiss Kiss
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #47 on: November 16, 2008, 05:23 AM »

Quote from: Raymond88 on November 16, 2008, 05:11 AM
I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.  Wink
LOLOLOL
Thank you o.   Cool  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #48 on: November 16, 2008, 05:24 AM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:23 AM
LOLOLOL
Thank you o.   Cool  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
You need help. You and I both know that's not true  Undecided
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #49 on: November 16, 2008, 05:25 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:10 AM
You are not serious at all.
Unlike the unilag babe, my p*ssy has invaluable and cannot be quantified by money, diamonds or gold.
My own cannot be substituted o! I won't even blow my horn.
Why are you on this thread? You are the ultimate example of a Nigerian man without the art of seduction.
If your p*ssy has no value we shouldn't even be having a discussion with you or about you right now since you're utterly useless without one.

Either make a doctor's appointment to get it replaced, or go to unilag to see if those girls can help you with pu*ssy rehabiliation.
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #50 on: November 16, 2008, 05:26 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:24 AM
You need help. You and I both know that's not true Undecided

Stop lying.  You love me.   Even Raymond, an outside observer, agrees.  You should never deny yourself a chance to be happy. 
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #51 on: November 16, 2008, 05:27 AM »

LOL! Today, I am stepping away from the drama.

A-40 needs to see what his ex-woman is up to.
Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:25 AM
If your p*ssy has no value we shouldn't even be having a discussion with you or about you right now since you're utterly useless without one.

Either make a doctor's appointment to get it replaced, or go to unilag to see if those girls can help you with pu*ssy rehabiliation.
Invaluable as in it is way more than any material thing can offer. It has no value.
I don't want to get it replaced. I'm happy with my mint-conditioned one.
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #52 on: November 16, 2008, 05:30 AM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:26 AM
Stop lying.  You love me.   Even Raymond, an outside observer, agrees.  You should never deny yourself a chance to be happy. 
Morenike, stop playing hard to get. Take H2O2 for his chauvinistic self and accept him as he is. At least he loooooooooooooooooooooves you and he might take care of you.
Raymond88 (m)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #53 on: November 16, 2008, 05:31 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:23 AM
what do you know!! I never knew Pink was an christian . Big ups girl Kiss Kiss
My bad, didn't know you changed your signature link.  Undecided

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:23 AM
LOLOLOL
Thank you o.   Cool  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
You're welcome, she's just using an imaginary man as a EDM (emotional defensive mechanism), take it from an expert this girl is madly in love with you or your personality! go for it man.  Wink
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #54 on: November 16, 2008, 05:32 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:27 AM
LOL! Today, I am stepping away from the drama.

A-40 needs to see what his ex-woman is up to. Invaluable as in it is way more than any material thing can offer. It has no value.
I don't want to get it replaced. I'm happy with my mint-conditioned one.
Yeah, we're saying the same thing.  A female orifice with no value is useless.

Don't mind morenike.  The girl is a confused being.  I tire for am.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #55 on: November 16, 2008, 05:33 AM »

w/e. . . . .so no be only seduction you don't know. You don't  know what love is too? ewoooooooo

@topic
Maybe it's where they were born into, the enviroment. Or is it our culture? Or the mentality that they have the right to sex at anytime anywhere?
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #56 on: November 16, 2008, 05:34 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:30 AM
Morenike, stop playing hard to get. Take H2O2 for his chauvinistic self and accept him as he is. At least he loooooooooooooooooooooves you and he might take care of you.
Am I a chauvinist because I think you feminists have pussies with no value?
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #57 on: November 16, 2008, 05:36 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:33 AM
w/e. . . . .so no be only seduction you don't know. You don't know what love is too? ewoooooooo

@topic
Maybe it's where they were born into, the enviroment. Or is it our culture? Or the mentality that they have the right to sex at anytime anywhere?

Look at this goat.  2 or 3 people say you're in love with me and you're pointing the accusatory finger at me, saying I don't know what love is?  You need a head examination.

Stop playing hard to get.  I can manage you.  But first you must be disinfected.
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #58 on: November 16, 2008, 05:39 AM »

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:32 AM
Yeah, we're saying the same thing.  A female orifice with no value is useless.

Don't mind morenike.  The girl is a confused being.  I tire for am.
No a p*ssy with no value is one that has been used well.
As for me, money cannot buy mine. . . neither can gold so it cannot have a monetary value but it has a lot of value in other forms.
Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:34 AM
Am I a chauvinist because I think you feminists have pussies with no value?
You're a chauvinist cos you speak like a guy who looks down on NIGERIAN ladies.

*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #59 on: November 16, 2008, 05:41 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:39 AM
You're a chauvinist because you speak like a guy who looks down on NIGERIAN ladies.
so you too know, but yoiu want me accept that mess Undecided

Quote from: H2O2 on November 16, 2008, 05:36 AM
Look at this goat.  2 or 3 people say you're in love with me and you're pointing the accusatory finger at me, saying I don't know what love is?  You need a head examination.

Stop playing hard to get.  I can manage you.  But first you must be disinfected.
I don't know what love is and dnt want to know. Go and get yourself checked, just b/c someone dey wink at you no mean she loves you, olodo rabata.

j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #60 on: November 16, 2008, 05:43 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:41 AM
so you too know, but yoiu want me accept that mess Undecided
I don't want you to accept it but it seems that's your flava.
*Morenike (f)
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #61 on: November 16, 2008, 05:44 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on November 16, 2008, 05:43 AM
I don't want you to accept it but it seems that what your flava is.
Stop trying to wreck my home  Kiss Kiss Kiss
H2O2
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #62 on: November 16, 2008, 05:44 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:41 AM
so you too know, but yoiu want me accept that mess Undecided
She knows that Nigerian men, like me, love good women.  But she has reason to worry because the Naija girls of nowadays, aka naira girls, are invaluable.
The probability of finding a good one is 1 in 10,000

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I don't know what love is and dnt want to know. Go and get yourself checked, just b/c someone dey wink at you no mean she loves you, olodo rabata.
Then stop winking at me unless it is sex you want.
At your age you don't know what love is?  I'm shaking my head.
j-girl
Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce
« #63 on: November 16, 2008, 05:45 AM »

Quote from: *Morenike on November 16, 2008, 05:44 AM
Stop trying to wreck my home  Kiss Kiss Kiss
who dash you home?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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