Says a Chavski, whose club were gazumped for Robinho on the last day by Citeh! Shows how shitty a club Chelski is - Berbatov was offered more
cash to go to Citeh, but he chose the quality of MU instead. Sadly, no such quality remains in Chav land to choose.
Signing decent players? Have you head of Samir 'Neville's Nemesis' Nasri? Ask Gary Neville and Van der Sar. I'm sure he has a nice gift in store for Cech when he comes to the Emirates
'Falling the hand of London'? Did we get to the CL final and lose by slipping on grass and landing on our arse? (no pun intended ) Did we get beaten by Burnley AT HOME? (playing the first team by the way ) Do we play CL games and are unable to fill our small stadium?
Puhleeze - I know beating Ipswich these days is a fantastic achievement for Chelski, so your horny horney excitement is understandable.
Who wants that semi expired Berba? The lad is too sluggish for our taste.
Nasri who?, ooh, your new Zizzu? In your dreams man! That kid can only flap his wings when playing with the devil.
The gods deserted us in Moscow at the 11th hour. But in your case, you couldn't hold on to a simple lead as usual.
Burnley was just a bad hair day. We all have 'em.
Never mind my horny excitement, its between me and my hubby.
C'mon admit it, u loved that stunning goal from Lamps. Admit it, it won't kill you.
I try to show esprit 'd corp when Gunners are playing, but they always end up letting themselves down.
Pls stop letting London down. I'd really appreciate it.
Cheers
PS
Just a friendly banter. Exercising my bragging rights. Nor go swear for me o.
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