Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Lauryn: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Lauryn: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”


TEACHER: Lauryn, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Lauryn: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: Lauryn, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Lauryn: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
Lauryn: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Lauryn: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Lauryn: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!


TEACHER: Scorpio, go to the map and find North America.
Scorpio: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Lauryn, who discovered America?
Bamendaboy: : Scorpio!

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TEACHER: Lauryn, why do you always get so dirty?
Lauryn: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Lauryn: Don’t bite any.

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TEACHER: Lauryn, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Lauryn: I is, 
TEACHER: No, Lauryn. Always say, “I am.”
Lauryn: All right,  “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Lauryn: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.”


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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Lauryn: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Lauryn: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Lauryn:  Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Lauryn, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Lauryn : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Lauryn, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Lauryn: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Lauryn: A teacher .

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school.
Lauryn: I heard the milkman say to my mum,"After your kid leaves for school, I'm going to eat your p#$@y".




 




 

too funny

roflmao  *dies*

very funny

omg!, this is funny 

@ leftee nice work dude 

this is so funny  _{*laughing till in tears*}

lol

5:0
I suggest you get even     

Way to go girl!
_{Will be waiting by the side to hail you} 

Sure darling knew I could depend on you anytime anywhere. 

yo! what's good with u?

Oh mi god!! I can't stop laughing. Are u a born-comedian?

Thank u oh my sista , _{but u know its a joke right?}

Jus saw diz --it's so funny

Too funny