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DRANOEL (m)
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this harsh facts look like insults!
HAUSA-MUSLIMS
-group of highly uneducated sharia people who love prostitutes,honda,suya,contribute nothing to the nations economy and believe political power is their birth right but infact servants to the smaller fulani tribe.their famous hobby being cutting of limbs in the face of the slightest provocation.
FULANI-MUSLIM
group of misunderstood sharia people who live in the bush and know nothing about tresspassing.schooling is never a priority as they still manage to lord over the hausas. their famous hobby being sucking milk from a cows breast
IJAW-CHRISTIANS
set of illiterates who just discovered they have oil and found out about two words in the dictionary-hostage taking
KANURI-MUSLIMS
bunch of half baked nigerians who have the finest women but wont let the rest of us touch. highly confused and aggresive
IGBO/IBO-CHRISTIANS
band of crooks who invented 419 and other sundry matters. responsible for 50% of the bad image nigeria has,always at the receiving end of hausa/fulani aggresion and as a plus the most sophiscated nigerians
TIV-CHRISTIANS
set of arrogant,aggresive,violent war mongering expansionist who believe life is all about drinking,having sex and fighting
EDO-MOSTLY CHRISTIANS
not actually nigerians as their capital city is in far away italy
YORUBA-CHRISTIAN/MUSLIM
dirty,lousy,annoying set of cowards who lord lugard once described as the most primitive people he ever met. can't speak english,can't cook, yet believe they are the most educated nigerians. good manners aint their thing
CALABAR-CHRISTIANS
professional house boys and girls. for this bunch sex aint a thing,pleasure is the treasure their girls sell all day
PLATEAU-MOSTLY CHRISTIAN
group of people who have lost their identity apparently sold it to the hausa/fulani stock. have joy in killing the rest of us with english. also have a thing for eating dogs and lizard
FEEL FREE TO BROADEN THE DICTIONARY
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naija_diva (f)
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this had me laughing.  it was so funny. |
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DRANOEL (m)
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@naija diva
i actually edited it
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naija_diva (f)
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what you mean you edit it? did you get it from somewhere?
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naija_diva (f)
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i seriouly thought that jyou made it up. can you post the site from where you got it.
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DRANOEL (m)
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just kidding, i made it up
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naija_diva (f)
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well it was good.
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Hotstepper (f)
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who said igbos are mostly 419 people, datz pure lie, da dictionary is damn 4nny styll
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naija_diva (f)
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even if we are 419ers we still are better.
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LiquidMind (m)
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I no fit laugh my belle oO . |
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DRANOEL (m)
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@hotstepper go through efcc`s files |
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luvlymoi (f)
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Damn!!!! this is hilarious, lmao heheehee. kind of true tho.
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Nutter (m)
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“Definitions belong to the definers, not to the defined.” – Tony Morrison (Beloved).
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NINETOFIVE (m)
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No matter how difficult it is, I still can see the funny side of it. |
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