Are Nigerian Men Romantic?

@ fromuk
My point exactly, a girl can bring out romance from a guy likewise a guy from a girl. But she called me "miss perfect" for saying that.

@Fromuk!

1) Is that not what you guys do?  When you have sampled all the local and foreign "ashewos' in this world, do you not look for one "mgbeke" or "iya ramota" or "14 year old Zainab" from ya village to marry? Remember what is good for the goose is good for the gander!  Nothing spoil!  It is all about having the best of both worlds darlings! We all need the education so we do not remain bush like most of y"all!

2) My husband is a "proper" igbo guy!  The most romantic set in Nigeria!  I always go for the best you know!  Our collective experiences with them oyinbo/latinos people them are keeping our marriage "spicy"!  I mean the bobo still calls me at work to sing to me on my lunch break! Drives my co-workers nuts with envy!   So please nothing wrong with sampling and looking for the home "boy"!  For cultural reasons and to raise my kids, I prefer to go back to Nigeria to settle down.  Any problem with it?

@Uyai!

Sorry I "hurt" ya feelings  by calling you "miss perfect" oh!  You know you should not be contributing to this type of topic because you have only one point of reference to form your compass of "romance"!----That is "Naija dudes"! SNEEZE!  So wetin you sabi? Bless your heart! I say just try "knack' one Oyinbo I beg!   You have a few testimonials from gals like "beauti" & co!  Just do your self a favor---waka small so you will be a "great" wife later for one of these "bushito" naija guys! 

While they do not know the "how" and "what" of romance----naija guys are the greatest "demanders' of the service  as evidenced by their inabilty to put their "instruments" in one place!  They all pretend to want to marry an "innocentee" but will patronize an "ashewo" in a heart beat-- because you as a "woman" failed in your bedroom   duties!   Naija man will marry and ashewo first before he looks at your "cooking" skills!  Bukas full road oh!--And "ashewos" full road too!  So your "goodness" as a "perfect wife" is a figment of your imagination!  So wake up from your "sweeeeeeeeeeeeet dreams!

Naija guys are one of the greatest patrons of ashewos!  Did you not read the other topic?  Are Nigerian Women Fun In Bed"?  What was the #1 complaint?  Them say we dey lie down like "wood" and "dead body" for bed! Why did you not go and make noise over there?  And defend ya self from the "yabbies" from Naija guys them?  LOL!   So, please go and get some experience to minimize the insults you may receive in the future!  Una go kill person oh!  Please, don't be a hater!  I am here to entertain y'all!  I don close from work for today!

Chineke Nnam biko gba aram oh!

Nne Militia,  You be proper militia. ,  I sure say you be all dis Niger delta babes, shebi you don kidnap person before for Bayelsa.

But I bow for you sef,  You no dey try lai lai,  See the way wey u just use wan finish the entire cultural and ethinic groups wey dey Obodo nigeria,

Nneoma o gini ka indi calabar mey? If any Calabar man read that your post,  Na one small juju dem go DHL give you.

But on the real,  what do you nigerian ladies want??

Me I no go fit give girl flower o!! To me na waste of money,  instead collect perfume,  make you dey smell fresh and sweet all the time.

Nigerians and Africans in general no get that mugu for their blood wey una dey call romance,

Ro, gini?? Na valentines wey I suffer buy babe designer perfume, and one expensive wrist watch finish,  You no wetin she give me?? 50naira card and one pen wey no reach 100naira, 

Omo if you want naija man romance, come ehn go carry you go boutique, you go  buy clothe. Una go come go Mr Biggs Buy like 300naira thing. Den ehn fit carry u go market make you buy things wey you go use cook for am, maybe even soap to wash ehn cloth,  Then una go go house enta room talk small,  Phork from night till early morning,,  then for morning you go go cook wash ehn cloth,  then use transport go house,

I dey play oh. I romantic pass like that,  at least i go go drop you for junction.

Ladies I'm just being an ass, 

But please explainn to me what you will consider as being romantic,  and no about buying flowers o!

@Esss

You think it is rocket science abi?

I beg go siddon for "garawa"(dustbin")!  Anything your babe wants is what is romantic to her!  It is an individual preference!  It is not a "one size fits all phenomenon"  Some babes like "coke and biscuit", some like "pocket money", some like all this "sucking and licking sh*t", others like showing them to your friends for acceptance!------them go dey pose!  them go dey them ge them ge! (singing)!  

You go ask the babe now, study am and know wetin im want to give the ultimate satisfaction of una  "body and soul" for you!  HABA!  I go send you go back to school oh!

none carry go! 

The man no dey romantic. . .na craze dey worry am.   How you go sing for afternoon?  

@topic
What the hell is romantic?Are Nigerian women romantic?No!So why should we be?Rubbish

singing on lunch break is sooooo GAY, the dude is getting it from behind I tell you 

so we all should go and sample well well so we can become romantik? shio   

@Ika

Honestly,isn't the man barking mad?   How can you be singing on the phone in the afternoon.Too early to be intoxicated,he obviously has some loose screws.Either that or he is cheating big time,and he is trying to overcompensate    

Okay,let me grant him the benefit of doubt.He is not crazy,he is just on the down low 

@Esss

I am not a "lesbianese" so I cannot tell you about "best" woman in bed!  I think you guys can answer that question!

@topic

Are they?

@All-o-y'all!

I say my guy sings correct "igbo"songs to my ear!  Serious "celestine ukwu" romantic stuff!  That is one of my own "romantic" moments oh!  I no get problem with am oh!  So what is y'all's bizz in the matter?  To each his own jare!  If im gay oh? Or im no gay oh!  He has proved himself to me and that is all that counts---3 pickins to show for all that gay "sweetness"!

militia I've read some of your posts here your "wealth of experience" and expertise is mind boggling.
Please softly,we have some minors on the forum.
Don't corrupt the young minds

you keep making references to ashewo,there's more to romance than bedmatics

@Fromuk

That is because I have done my "duties" and this is my "spare" time!  I get computer for work too oh!   I do not want to miss you guys too much! Are you lonesome darling?   I can send some "romance" ya way!

I dey jealous dis your bobo o!!

Dis na lesson to all 9ja girls,  If you want make your man romantic give you, you dey do the following things;

1.  You get sabi phock pass ashawo wey don get 45years experience,  that is to say you go dey show over-skill for bedroom,  {very important lesson}
2.  You go sabi cook,  no be fried rice o!!  thins like Isi ewu, Nkwobi, Ugba and opkoroko, ofe onugbu, ofe nsala, fresh fish pepper soup,  e.t.c
3.  You go dey clean house, dey wash cloth dey iron am too, dey even wash motor (like those girls for music videos "my neck, my back, lick my , y and , k")
4.  You go dey do exercise so your body go dey like shakira and beyonce own,
5.  Then you go dey wear oyinbo clothe dem,  you no go dey tie wrappa dey waka for house like say you dey village,

I swear say if you do this things,  your bobo go romantic pass wetin you fit think. if you want make eh dey sing for mid-night sef,  that wan na small tin