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HR.hotness (f)
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She may be suffering from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome(PSAS).
A woman(Sarah Carmen) suffers from it and she gets 200 orgasms a day!!!
I am sure HR Hotness wouldn't mind that, would u?
200 orgasms? Hell yes! i'll take that kind of sufferin any day  @ topic it is a health problem. . . her bladder needs re training |
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~Sauron~
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Lmao Can someone please tell brash to log off, he has killed me laughter Let me help u out: BRASH, please LOGOUT. buahahahahahhahahahah so snazzy get problem wt him babe,u sure say no be u dey urinate for bed
I suspect Snazzy too abeg. . . . . How can a woman be urinating on his bed since fuckever. . . . . . .Women are too sensitive to be caught out like that. It's either Snazzy is lying or he is the one wetting the bed after 6 bottles of guinness. |
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whatever90 (f)
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Let me help u out: BRASH, please LOGOUT.
I suspect Snazzy too abeg. . . . .
How can a woman be urinating on his bed since fuckever. . . . . . .Women are too sensitive to be caught out like that.
It's either Snazzy is lying or he is the one wetting the bed after 6 bottles of guinness.
u dey mind snazzy @snazzy seh na miss nigeria abi na mbgn dey urinate?which one of them |
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StephenP (m)
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I love it when we play detectives on Nairaland.
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tope2000 (f)
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Let me help u out: BRASH, please LOGOUT.
I suspect Snazzy too abeg. . . . .
How can a woman be urinating on his bed since fuckever. . . . . . .Women are too sensitive to be caught out like that.
It's either Snazzy is lying or he is the one wetting the bed after 6 bottles of guinness.
Thanks jare Meself thinks the story get K-leg jor  |
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Sisi Jinx
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Wait a minute, maybe I'm al little slow tonight but how can she not know you know when she confessed to you? MY GIRLFRIEND URINATES ON MY BED EVERY NIGHT (BED WETTING)
HEY GUYS, I GOT A MYSTERY THAT HAS BEEN EATING DEEP INTO MY BONE MARROW BUT I HAVE WISHED/SUMMONED IT TO MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS,
MY GIRL OF 21 years (NAME WITHHELD) HAS TOTALLY CONFESSED THAT SHE HAS BEEN URINATING ON MY BED WHILE SLEEPING WITH ME ON THE SAME BED.
I FOUND OUT WHEN I WOKE UP ONE DAY A ND FOUND OUT THAT MY OWN CLOTH(SHORTS) WAS SOAKED WITH WATER, WELL THEY SUMMARY OF MY STORY IS THAT MY GIRL NEEDS A HELP/what SHE CAN DO TO FIGHT THIS ENEMY OF PROGRESS B/C I INTENT MARRYING HER
COMM ENTRIES NEEDED PLZ @ALL, I love HER SO MUCH THAT I DON'T want to LOOSE HER, SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW THAT I KNOW, SHE IS SO ASHAMED OF HERSELF, LOOKS INFERIOR ANY TIME SHE FEELS LIKE I KNEW OF HER FAULT Are you pulling one on us? |
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chamotex (m)
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maybe she's a member of the Squirt gang. Na competition for Jada Fire be that o
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skfa1
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@ poster Use pampers (Wa fi te Gfriend ni idi ti o ba fe sun ) |
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MrCrackles (m)
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Let me help u out: BRASH, please LOGOUT.
I suspect Snazzy too abeg. . . . .
How can a woman be urinating on his bed since fuckever. . . . . . .Women are too sensitive to be caught out like that.
It's either Snazzy is lying or he is the one wetting the bed after 6 bottles of guinness.
I would log out then, anything for you TOPE Snazzy i wish you all the best with your leaking bladder girlfriend Una case don defy nature so na Doctor Abalaka wey go fit solve am  |
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tope2000 (f)
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I would log out then, anything for you TOPESnazzy i wish you all the best with your leaking bladder girlfriend Una case don defy nature so na Doctor Abalaka wey go fit solve am For where, come back jare  |
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~Sauron~
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Wait a minute, maybe I'm al little slow tonight but how can she not know you know when she confessed to you?
Are you pulling one on us?
U must be very intelligent. The story stunk from the very beginning. 200 orgasms? Hell yes! i'll take that kind of sufferin any day I know you would love it. . . . . . . Any vibrating object gets her rocking. Mobile fones, hairdryer and even photocopier. |
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dl_jbd (m)
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@ stephen, its not a matter of drinking, she has been urinating since her childhood(she told me)
. GOD!!![size=8pt][/size] then u got 2 flog her PARENTS |
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snazzy82 (m)
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@ some, i m not confusing anybody its real, dont mind the way i put it down, just know that she urinates all nites
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~Sauron~
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@ some, i m not confusing anybody its real, don't mind the way i put it down, just know that she urinates all nites
We need some sorta evidence. Do u have any clear picture u can show us as proof?? |
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MrCrackles (m)
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Me and my boy Chamotex, have brainstormed and we have come up with a solution
Basically Snazzy
Connect your girlfriend's female orifice to a funnel (the type they use to sell kerosene in Nigeria)
Channel a petrol hose into the funnel and run the pipe into the toilet cistern
Then you can recycle the piss from her ever active bladder by using it to flush her shit, your shit and everybody else's man waste!
Repeat the same process till thy kingdom come
Goodluck
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tope2000 (f)
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Me and my boy Chamotex, have brainstormed and we have come up with a solution
Basically Snazzy
Connect your girlfriend's female orifice to a funnel (the type they use to sell kerosene in Nigeria)
Channel a petrol hose into the funnel and run the pipe into the toilet cistern
Then you can recycle the piss by using it to flush her shit, your shit and everybody else's man waste!
Repeat the same process till thy kingdom come
Goodluck
Roflmao We need some sorta evidence.
Do u have any clear picture u can show us as proof??
Which pix? wet bed? |
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Moyola (f)
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LMPO & F. . . . . . . itz nut fair o!!;D
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whatever90 (f)
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@ some, i m not confusing anybody its real, don't mind the way i put it down, just know that she urinates all nites
then how come u said she confessed to u and at d same time u r also telling us,dat she does not know u know about dis bad habit of hers better leave that little girl to face her studies,oju kokoro |
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snazzy82 (m)
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@ALL, I love HER SO MUCH THAT I DON'T want to LOOSE HER, SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW THAT I KNOW, SHE IS SO ASHAMED OF HERSELF, LOOKS INFERIOR ANY TIME SHE FEELS LIKE I KNEW OF HER FAULT, LIKE I SAID B/4, SHE CONFESSED AFTER BUT I ALREADY KNOW BUT WAS ASHAMED TO CONFRONT HER BUT WHEN SHE FINALLY REALIZED THAT IF SHE KEEP ON HIDING IT, IT MIGHT LEADS TO QUITTING HER |
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whatever90 (f)
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LIKE I SAID B/4, SHE CONFESSED AFTER BUT I ALREADY KNOW BUT WAS ASHAMED TO CONFRONT HER BUT WHEN SHE FINALLY REALIZED THAT IF SHE KEEP ON HIDING IT, IT MIGHT LEADS TO QUITTING HER
r u sure its not your english dat hs been urinating on d bed? |
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~Sauron~
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Which pix? wet bed?
Of course. . . . . . .There should be a wet patch on the bed!!! r u sure its not your english that hs been urinating on d bed?
ROFLMAOWPIMP. |
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H2O2
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op
if true, just let her know it's a psychological problem and you'll help her get through it.
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tope2000 (f)
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Of course. . . . . . .There should be a wet patch on the bed!!!
Lol . . . . .what are u, columbo? op
if true, just let her know it's a psychological problem and you'll help her get through it.
Awwww . . . . i kinda expected u to curse the girl and u didnt. I like h202 tonite |
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snazzy82 (m)
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@ peroxide(h202) i think your name can be of help but i dont know how to mix an equal amount of h202 to get a desired quantity, plz help
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HR.hotness (f)
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Of course. . . . . . .There should be a wet patch on the bed!!!
thats easy. . . a glass of water is all u need |
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sillyboy (m)
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@ Topic.  . . . . na wa oooo. . . women and their different shades of challenges. |
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whatever90 (f)
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Lol . . . . .what are u, columbo? Awwww . . . . i kind of expected u to curse the girl and u didnt. I like h202 tonight i tot i was said dat h202 aint as crazy as he wants u pple to blive |
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StephenP (m)
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By the way, why does she spend the night in your room all the time, doesn't she have her own place?
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tope2000 (f)
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i tot i was said that h202 aint as crazy as he wants u people to blive So all his grra grra is a front |
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