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nike4luv (f)
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Hey Nairalanders, This thread is for one liner jokes not ones that will fill up the page o, just short and funny ones. Let the games begin!  |
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nike4luv (f)
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okay i start
why did the taxi driver give up his job?
because people kept talking behind his back
lights..camera..action!
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Sir Kay (m)
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Mr. Parker saw his son’s shiner and demanded,
“Jimmy, who gave you that black eye?”
“No one,” replied the spunky child. “I had to fight for it.”
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nike4luv (f)
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  what do ducks do on television? duckumentaries
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Sir Kay (m)
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“This little computer,” said the a sales clerk, “will do half your job for you.”
The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; “Fine, I’ take two.”
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nike4luv (f)
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how do u keep cool at a football match
stay by a fan
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salako
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I have three... drum roll!
1. "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
2.For Sale: "Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
3."Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
Elvis: ...thank you very much!
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Scorpio (f)
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what did the five fingers say to the face? Slap  |
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angela k (f)
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Why did Nike sleep with a bag of sweets under her pillow?
So she could have sweet dreams.
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angela k (f)
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Why did hotangel rub lipstick on her forehead?
She was trying to make up her mind!
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nike4luv (f)
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angela k..haha  why was angela staring at the carton of orange juice because it says concentrate |
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vexxy (f)
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Princess is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals!
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hot-angel (f)
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haha.. You guys are hilarious. i didn't see this topic.. I kind of made one like it.. Hope seun deletes it.. because i seems this is more fun!
Angela was to take a blood test
She asked: is it multiple choice?
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vexxy (f)
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I have a friend who's house is so small the front and back door are on the same hinge.
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adesodgi (m)
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Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
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damygurl (f)
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Teacher: if u think u r stupid stand up!
2minutes later
Teacher: john why did u stand up? do u think u r stupid?
John: No ma'm. just felt sorry 4 ya because u da only one standing!!!
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vichel (m)
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Teacher: John why are u late?
John: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?
John: The one that reads "school ahead Go Slow"
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chrisd (m)
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I have heard the government has put a rover on mars. I wonder if there is any way the government can improve the bus service over here or an escalator at Victoria Tube Station.
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eveseh (f)
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he don't ask girls out,because he's ugly
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lauryn (f)
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laugh my friggin little behind off |
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dolarpo (m)
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he's so dumb, he sits on the TV to watch the settee.
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candy (f)
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what did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
"between you and I,we can make a lot of money"
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!
"Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone"
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cute-ass (f)
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The reason to my existence is because God has a sense of beauty, the reason to your existence is because . . eerr . . eeh well God has a sense of humour too |
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cute-ass (f)
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Anyone that has read the "story book"- "red riding hood" (R.R.H - for abbreviation) will undersand this:
R.R.H - Grandma, your eyes are so big
GRANDMA - So that i can see you better dear
R.R.H - Granma your ears are so big
GRANDMA - so that i can hear you better dear
R.R.H - Grandma your mouth is so big
GRANDMA - dear haven't you seen your grandfather's d^ck 
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cute-ass (f)
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When you were born, you were thrown out of the hospital, because there was asign saying "ANIMALS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE" |
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mac73 (f)
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cuteass is so old she was a maid at the last supper!
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sexytitan (f)
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Mac's so old , that his memory is in black and white
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brownsilk (f)
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why did sexytitan stop eating ogbono/okra soup? because each time she does, she draws  |
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