Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?

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snazzydawn (f)
Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« on: August 07, 2006, 02:18 AM »

Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #1 on: August 07, 2006, 02:20 AM »

that is really disgusting. a girl ones did it in front of me and i didnt call her for weeks cuzz she just painted a low picture of herself. if u wann@ fart, go to the damn restroom and do that. don't do it in front of me for fart sakes. damn.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #2 on: August 07, 2006, 02:22 AM »

Don,I think there is a kind of relationship were it is okay to fart.
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #3 on: August 07, 2006, 02:23 AM »

that one is there own palava. ones it is a r/ship I'm involved, do not do it. it disgusts me.
shawna (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #4 on: August 07, 2006, 02:23 AM »

yeah it kind of tells the person u're comfortable with him or her
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #5 on: August 07, 2006, 02:24 AM »

i believe there are other ways to do that.
shawna (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #6 on: August 07, 2006, 02:27 AM »

yeah i know but still what better way to tell ur partner that u're comfortable by farting lol i know its gross but i think its not so bad Undecided
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #7 on: August 07, 2006, 02:28 AM »

let her walk around in her underpants or naked then i will know she is very comfortable with me. not fart. that is too gross to me.
shawna (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #8 on: August 07, 2006, 02:29 AM »

lol oh well i guess its diff for every guy Undecided
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #9 on: August 07, 2006, 02:29 AM »

yeah
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #10 on: August 07, 2006, 02:30 AM »

dondele,does that mean you will not allow your wife to fart in your presence?
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #11 on: August 07, 2006, 02:31 AM »

let her not even dare.
shawna (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #12 on: August 07, 2006, 02:31 AM »

nawa for u oo dondele Shocked
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #13 on: August 07, 2006, 02:32 AM »

just me.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #14 on: August 07, 2006, 02:36 AM »

dondele!!!! anyway,you will eat your words when the time comes
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #15 on: August 07, 2006, 02:36 AM »

Perhaps this topic would be more enlightening -- http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16863.0.html -- ?
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #16 on: August 07, 2006, 02:39 AM »

i am a man of xter and principals and when i say don't do this, you dare not do it.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #17 on: August 07, 2006, 02:45 AM »

hmmm,loosen up o!
dondele (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #18 on: August 07, 2006, 02:45 AM »

maybe on you, i will but still no fart. but u can shave though.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #19 on: August 07, 2006, 02:46 AM »

infact,dondele,come and knock me*farts in thread*
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #20 on: August 07, 2006, 02:46 AM »

I recall when we were younger,if we farted,whoever was near you would give you a hard crack on the head
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #21 on: August 07, 2006, 02:57 AM »

this one is acid,tearing down every mask
luvlymoi (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #22 on: August 07, 2006, 03:20 AM »

nope i havent and i don't think i would until i get married to the person then we can do fartin competition if we want to because i believe marriage covers it and all theres no pretence anymore.
Izzo (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #23 on: August 07, 2006, 03:57 AM »

i really don't see anything wrong in farting afterall There is no where built for farting i.e. like a restroom. Which means it could be done anywhere; but u must watch out for the people around so as to not to cause a scene if u know what i mean . Also, i don't mind if my girl farts in front of me because it kind of shows that she is comfortable around me.
lauryn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #24 on: August 07, 2006, 04:19 AM »

Comfy?Huh?please, not if u fart like Joe from Madea's Family Reunion Grin Grin
Scorpio (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #25 on: August 07, 2006, 04:22 AM »

lmao
Memunah (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #26 on: August 07, 2006, 11:44 AM »

There  is no big deal farting in the presence of your guy/girl.I think it all about LOVE.and it shows you feel @ home with your girl/guy for farting in his presence.
                               AM I RIGHT Huh Wink
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #27 on: August 07, 2006, 01:05 PM »

Oh yes,you are so right
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #28 on: August 07, 2006, 01:09 PM »

When a girl for some reason decides she's so comfortable as to let out super-reekers intentionally all day, then THAT is a problem  Cheesy.
ope_emi (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #29 on: August 07, 2006, 01:58 PM »

I don't see any reason why a girl or a guy should fart in each others presence just in the name of love, it shows the level of your of ur indiscipline, if a girl should fart in front of me, is either I ask 'was it by mistake' or 'did u do it purposely'. If yes, I will tell her such things makes me uncomfortableI will tell her in a way she won't be annoyed or something because I myself can do it, it will look so absord.

What if the girl/guy farts and u are the kind of person that get suffocated just inhaling bad smells, will u allow ur partner to do such a thing again, please if you are the type u are simply degrading urselves.



No do am near me O! Grin
lauryn (f)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #30 on: August 07, 2006, 02:01 PM »

laugh my friggin ass off Grin
chidichris (m)
Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover?
« #31 on: August 07, 2006, 02:13 PM »

well, i don't know which farting u people are talking about. how can i be in a relation and pretend to not fart.
in fact, in a relationship where there is no farting, i call that a cosmetics relationship-it is fake. both parties are fake.
if i don't fart for my babe, who will i fart for.in fact, they always get angry at first but all enjoy it while we progress and i know that is real love.
how do u express the fact that u quit a relationship bcs ur partner fart.
it is a natural call by the way.
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