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Ibime (m)
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@ lalaboi. . . . I can see the improvement. . . . the ideas are clever, but the delivery needs work. . . . I think ya ready to battle Mykali. . . .
Me sef, I no fit carry last. . . .had a surge of creativity last night and wrote one of my illest verses ever in record time. . . .I just started and couldn't stop. . . . be patient with it. . . .it starts off slow. . .
Nobody on the corner got stagger like you/ cos nobody on the corner drank a gallon of brew/ The raps that I spew/ will depict ya defeat/ cos I can walk on water. . . without lifting my feet!/ Which kid can compete/ with my vociferous speech/ I wear a vest . . .and hit you with the tricks in my sleeve/ Im spitting the heat/ What you kick is Petit/ Even Portuguese players. . . couldn't fit in Ma niche!/ You're quick to conceive/ thoughts of bringing the beef/ so I hold you upside down. . . .and make you think on ya feet!/ If you thinking Im weak/ cos I sinked to defeat. . . Ill make you change ya view. . . without switching ya seat!/ How many niggas could keep/ multisyllable schemes/ and keep on throwing punches. . . . without missing a beat?/
Tell me which flipping emcee/ is as prolific as me?/
What I spit is unique/ You should be paying for these/ Say goobye to ya money. . . cos Im waiving the fees/ I stay in the street/ seven days in the week/ fishes inhale my weed. . . .when Im blazing the reef!/ I must be crazy indeed!/ but I got babies to feed/ so if my dough come up slow. . . then Im raising the yeast/ If you dont like this verse, you're too lazy to read/ but my word is God's law. . . you could take it as creed!/
Bitches stay on their knees/ just to gratify lust/ so like a rabbit, I just. . . have to rapidly bust/ We walk on thin air. . . defying gravity's thrust/ so nobody on the earth. . . got swagga like us!/ Im in a Phantom deluxe/ You at the back of the bus/ when my flow test ya mettle. . . ya bars gradually rust!/
Which man can I trust?/ when there’s snakes in the grass?/ Im making bitches Crackle. . . so Im labelled as Brash/ Still, I pose the questions you’re unable to ask/ I can play with the stats. . . . so lets table the facts. . . You say that Im wack/ but there's no debate I can rap/ cos Im off the hook. . . and you were raised on the rack!/ The AK's that I pack/ were made in Iraq/ and I use acidic flows. . . as my base for attack/
I make nations collapse/ when Im going to war/ A blow to ya jaw. . . would place ya dome on the floor/ I put my verses on display. . . so you know that Im raw/ but eyes haven't seen . . . .what Im holding in store!!/ I could open the door/ but Im too greedy to share/ Im bout to blow this place. . . .like a helium flare/ Im known for blowing weed in the air/ so there's no reason to stare. . . if I fall asleep in my chair/ In a season of cheer/ I find no reason to share/ The way I tax niggas. . . not even Caeser compare/ I defeat ya career/ so it's me that you fear/ I give birth to ya depression. . . when I breed ya despair!/ I instruct you how to rap. . . and my teaching is clear/ cos Netcees need an e-manual. . . and Jesus is here!!!!/
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crudedude (m)
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@Ibime honestly mahn,how do u do all these?, i make no mistake wen i say u d most prolific on NL!gawd!, u shud b ma sensei.respekt mahn!
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lalaboi (m)
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@Ibime.
Thanks. . . . Ya think?. . .Mykali na sick mofo. , dude be lik kid. . . but na man slayer! lol
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H.J (m)
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yo eldee, i just sent the ish again 4 your modification. U can paste it now as supposed. tanks
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ninjitsu
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@ lalaboi. . . . I can see the improvement. . . . the ideas are clever, but the delivery needs work. . . . I think ya ready to battle Mykali. . . .
Me sef, I no fit carry last. . . .had a surge of creativity last night and wrote one of my illest verses ever in record time. . . .I just started and couldn't stop. . . . be patient with it. . . .it starts off slow. . .
Nobody on the corner got stagger like you/ cos nobody on the corner drank a gallon of brew/ The raps that I spew/ will depict ya defeat/ cos I can walk on water. . . without lifting my feet!/ Which kid can compete/ with my vociferous speech/ I wear a vest . . .and hit you with the tricks in my sleeve/ Im spitting the heat/ What you kick is Petit/ Even Portuguese players. . . couldn't fit in Ma niche!/ You're quick to conceive/ thoughts of bringing the beef/ so I hold you upside down. . . .and make you think on ya feet!/ If you thinking Im weak/ cos I sinked to defeat. . . Ill make you change ya view. . . without switching ya seat!/ How many niggas could keep/ multisyllable schemes/ and keep on throwing punches. . . . without missing a beat?/
Tell me which flipping emcee/ is as prolific as me?/
What I spit is unique/ You should be paying for these/ Say goobye to ya money. . . cos Im waiving the fees/ I stay in the street/ seven days in the week/ fishes inhale my weed. . . .when Im blazing the reef!/ I must be crazy indeed!/ but I got babies to feed/ so if my dough come up slow. . . then Im raising the yeast/ If you dont like this verse, you're too lazy to read/ but my word is God's law. . . you could take it as creed!/
Bitches stay on their knees/ just to gratify lust/ so like a rabbit, I just. . . have to rapidly bust/ We walk on thin air. . . defying gravity's thrust/ so nobody on the earth. . . got swagga like us!/ Im in a Phantom deluxe/ You at the back of the bus/ when my flow test ya mettle. . . ya bars gradually rust!/
Which man can I trust?/ when there’s snakes in the grass?/ Im making bitches Crackle. . . so Im labelled as Brash/ Still, I pose the questions you’re unable to ask/ I can play with the stats. . . . so lets table the facts. . . You say that Im wack/ but there's no debate I can rap/ cos Im off the hook. . . and you were raised on the rack!/ The AK's that I pack/ were made in Iraq/ and I use acidic flows. . . as my base for attack/
I make nations collapse/ when Im going to war/ A blow to ya jaw. . . would place ya dome on the floor/ I put my verses on display. . . so you know that Im raw/ but eyes haven't seen . . . .what Im holding in store!!/ I could open the door/ but Im too greedy to share/ Im bout to blow this place. . . .like a helium flare/ Im known for blowing weed in the air/ so there's no reason to stare. . . if I fall asleep in my chair/ In a season of cheer/ I find no reason to share/ The way I tax niggas. . . not even Caeser compare/ I defeat ya career/ so it's me that you fear/ I give birth to ya depression. . . when I breed ya despair!/ I instruct you how to rap. . . and my teaching is clear/ cos Netcees need an e-manual. . . and Jesus is here!!!!/
mehnnnnnnnn, dat was dopeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! brova, u gat ma respect. Just saw your battle wit H.J, nice cat there too.
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mykali
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@ibime
that was Shakespearean mayyyyynnn . . . . Classic isssshhh. i am expecting peeps like you to hit the studio and heavyweights like Mode9/M.I would be trembling . . . 
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AD-Tee
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I can't even believe i wrote this today. Damn NAiraland is where it's at
They think they’re sick/ and my bars are Stick So they try Chew on me but I slice their tongue in three/ so they couldn’t spit for shit
The way my Bars-clay I’m sure I moulded ‘North west’ And I’m the Zenith of this game they beta realise Elephants don’t come First
I’m upperclass/ their bars are in Diet class That’s why in battles they always come out Slimmer But I’m bigger/ and damn that was a good dinner So I walked on their street, did a little bit of research Selected a ni&&@s bitch and decided she was Dessert Whipped her ass so much that I had to spray Cream on this ass
You’re 'Ag'-ing on glass, so you better check your reflection Coz I 'F' 'He' who dare comes into my direction Simple Kemistry/ their FM Rhythms/ couldn't invade my Inspiration I’m a bad new stock so sell out or you fall in recession
Don’t dread the fact that I got this locked/ or I’m getting kudos and props/ coz you keep going round, you’re a disc bound to flop And I’m aiming the for top/ so make room or squash/ and stop emceeing you could make a dollar a cup.
It's flow for rank so i thought i'll drop some ish.
Understand G. (errm. Ag, F and He are in the periodic table-simple kemistry. for those who might not get it, )
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streetwize
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I can't even believe i wrote this today. Damn NAiraland is where it's at
They think they’re sick/ and my bars are Stick So they try Chew on me but I slice their tongue in three/ so they couldn’t spit for shit
The way my Bars-clay I’m sure I moulded ‘North west’ And I’m the Zenith of this game they beta realise Elephants don’t come First
I’m upperclass/ their bars are in Diet class That’s why in battles they always come out Slimmer But I’m bigger/ and damn that was a good dinner So I walked on their street, did a little bit of research Selected a ni&&@s bitch and decided she was Dessert Whipped her ass so much that I had to spray Cream on this ass
You’re 'Ag'-ing on glass, so you better check your reflection Coz I 'F' 'He' who dare comes into my direction Simple Kemistry/ their FM Rhythms/ couldn't invade my Inspiration I’m a bad new stock so sell out or you fall in recession
Don’t dread the fact that I got this locked/ or I’m getting kudos and props/ coz you keep going round, you’re a disc bound to flop And I’m aiming the for top/ so make room or squash/ and stop emceeing you could make a dollar a cup.
It's flow for rank so i thought i'll drop some ish.
Understand G. (errm. Ag, F and He are in the periodic table-simple kemistry. for those who might not get it, )
Christ!!! whos dis guy. . . Fuckin rippin it mehn!!. . . Ad-tee u should battle som1. . . I'll lik ta see ya battle shit!!. . . Damn!! Ibime rippin it as always. . . classic Mehn!!. . .
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AD-Tee
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Christ!!! whos dis guy. . . Fuckin rippin it mehn!!. . . Ad-tee u should battle som1. . . I'll lik ta see ya battle shit!!. . . Damn!! .
Thanks man. i appreciate it. Big ups to you as well man, i've seen your ranking status on this forum.
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AD-Tee
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Some other ish i jus wana drop
The only rapper with the Return Key/ so watch your screen as my sick flows Enter// Faggot ass rappers can’t touch this/the Beta-Alpha? They chat breeze. They couldn’t even drop a Letter They must be happy it’s Halloween pssh… foolish kids Coz no one can notice their everyday ridiculous outfits But we’re the ones With Cheese(withches)/give them option c - DEFEAT/ fack trick or treat
I’m just sipping on juice & Glens/ as I type this verse/ White tees on blue jeans you know we fresh
So compare me to a bird/ coz you know I’m fly/* when I roll They try to Palm this Silverbird on a sly/ *but failed coz they’re Ozone I’m Immune to that style on a different throne.
(Again for those who might not get it line 1-keyboard line 12- relating to Palms, silverbird cinema and ozone cinema)
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Ibime (m)
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Throwaway freestyle. . . .
I pop toasts/ and drop ghosts/ dead in the gutter/ You pop toasts. . . then you spread the bread with the butter/ Im ahead of this sucker/ in bed with his lover/ She’s just one of the chicks that I pressed in the summer/ Feds undercover/ be tapping my wire/ Hoping to get the drop on a random supplier/ Just stand and admire/ this rapping messiah/ Answer my fire/ or get branded a liar/ I ran rackets/ selling yellow tops and crack packets/ Anything to escape from ya tax bracket/ I piece ebonics/ and paint pictures like DC comics/ Mixing speed with chronic/ to deceive ya optics/ Don’t fall in my soup/ or get caught in my loop/ Before I call on my troops/ and give the order to shoot/ Dont be deceived by humble look/ Im a f*cking crook/ with more wild style. . . than beasts in the jungle book!/
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Inkblood
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An excerpt of mine 4rm FBR, Yu niggaz is BORING, lyk u rap with a DRILLER/ aint no M.J, stil ma flo is a THRILLER/ima bring dis FBR WALL up, wid ma lines as d PILLER/ crumble h8rs lyk CORNFLAKES, gues am a CEREAL killer/ am so ILL, dat ma COUGH rhymes/ and wen i WEED, instead of SMOKE, i PUFF lines/ i FATHERD d lyrics u WORSHIP, make me a POP-IDOL/ en am flatterd cos dis bitches luv the mess i do/ drop mo PUNCHLINES dan ALI wit a RULER/ and if we rappd in a SUANA, my line's wud stil b COOLER/ standing nx 2 a CLOCK, so i got TIME on ma side/ meaning i cud do DISS all day, whyl u whack m.cs hide/
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Inkblood
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DROP THOSE BOTTLES and stop tryin 2 make Ponche lines/ am ILL, rappin underground, spittin mo germs(gems) than gold mines/ now this wanker wanna battle me, rappin in rags/keepin a safe distance, cos dat nigga is allergic 2 swag/ call it dead sex wen i b fuckin(forkin) your babe/ if u jackd your books like your privates homie, ud b CUMIN wit A's/ evry1 knows 2 C/O me is 1way HELL HIKING/ u dont SPIT SHIT, but your SALIVA sure smells LIKE IT/ u cudnt FLY a kite, let alone d COCK PIT/ STANDIN over d LATRINE, is d only way u DROP SHIT/ if TRACKS turned SHAWTYS u stil cudnt LAY em/ ima make u HOMELESS, like your folks cudnt PAY RENT(parent)/ CONVICT u of whackness en make u SPRUNG like TPAIN/ d only POP i do, is wit a BOTTLE of CHAMPAGNE/its lyk i put a Gun 2 your HEART, wen i b KILLING Ya MIND/ so act like laundry, nigguh, and b FILLING ma LINES/
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Inkblood
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I switchd ma STYLE like carz do on TRAFFIC LANES/ when i FREESTYLE so called best m.c asses b GETTIN CANED/ flo COLDER dan UKRAINE/ WORDPLAY run over like a TRAIN/ meta4s only BORIN wen dey DRILLIN holes in your BRAIN/ HEAVY PUNCHLINES biters stil cudnt LIFT wit a CRANE/ i done spit BLOODY FLOS like ma ARTERY was TWITCHED/ m.cs ON mics die OFF cos (ofcourse) dier BATTERY was SWITCHED/ to true hiphop ma ALLEGIANCE was PLEDGED/ make whack m.cs b screamin loud like they VAGINAS was STRETCHD/gat em drooling like babies over whateva i RETCHD/ gat dollars on ma ICE(EYES) i gues am BLINKIN CASH/put m.cs BRAINS in da waste DUMP cos dey bin THINKIN TRASH/ dont battle LOW LIFES, i giv em a HI DEATH rate/ud tink i RAP CHESS, the way i MIC CHECK, mate!/ no MESSI wen am using your blood 2 DECO-RATE/ now u2 gon BLOW cos ma verse wil self DETONATE/
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Baudex (m)
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Nice lines bro
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punchlinee
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my first time in nairaland battle who are your best mcs here ?
mic check , a lil something at streetwise
am the ghost u saw in your nightmare, /streetwise /you better beware battlin the 'punchlinee' of lyrical destruction? no human being ever dares roll the dice, blood shot eyes /the cat's arrival makes him scared like a mice he got stage fright already/cuzz he's now aware am the new king of the fight night streetwise is shakin seriously/ cuzz ke knows am spittin psycho lyrical intelligence no pretence/ am ending your street life like the full stop at the end of this sentence. game recognise game/flow begets flow/streetwise am going to make u see hell dont let your head swell /cuzz if me and u ever duel /your gettin cracked up like a sea shell streetwise & sauron both had generic rhymes /i guess they both studied genecology cuzz for real/ u both sounded like the hiphop version of owen gee's comedy i saw your battle with sauron/both of u sounded like the infants in teletubbies i wonder if u got similar hobbies cuzz your wackess couldnt 've been a timing coincidence all u MCS here are blabbing like toddlers/am into breaking jugulars like broken boulders cold shoulders/my palm is shakin cuzz am delivering genocide to him like mass murder is anyone here still talking /? nah u wont/ cuzz am so def like the 3 letters after c i see u all as faggots/ step up to me and u will get shanked up like julie. i can see some dickriders are already in love wit streetwise the wack faggot for real / these b*itches dont give a fcuk like a prostitute on her period he thot i was swimmin/ cuzz my freestyle is winning medals like d olympic games am blowing him up in flames/watch me put streetwise and his skeleton to shame
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streetwize
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Hehe. . . . i think i know who punchlinee is now. . . hehe
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punchlinee
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who is punchlinee you fucktard, why does everyone in this naira blog behave the same? even sauron and genuflect in this thread www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-344319.96.htmlstreetwsie you are a small boy, is it those generic verse u droppedon sauron in your battle that makes u think u good, dude grow up. i merely responded to your comment in the callout thread so do i look like i send u?
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H.J (m)
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street pls dont stress urself on SIMPLETONS. No more words
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punchlinee
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@Hj are u referring to me as a simpeton , you must be stupid by the way. who the idiot are u , and why are u people on nairaland so rude to newcomers,?
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streetwize
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ofoka. . . your hardly a newcomer. . . .
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Aquaman
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H.J. i feel u bruv.Street if u reply im jumpin on the next train to leeds to wound u.lol
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Ibime (m)
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hehehehehe. . . . . Ofoka behaviour is not hard to spot.
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punchlinee
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@aquaman u didnt answer me question , why do u have aqua (water) as a name? i guess your lyrics are too watery.
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streetwize
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@Aquaman. . . . . u dey crase lol. . . how u go xpect me to reply b4. . .
I prefer ofoka, which kind name be punchlineee. . . hehe
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punchlinee
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oh i can see , so ibime lost battles to streetwise, no wander you are calling me out
check your nokia phone ! streetwise is a nokia ringtone,dude bouta get called off like ASUU strike my tongue spew darts/even if u own lagos streets u still wouldnt bust this wise your the champ in wackaland/ no wonder ibime bows to worship u metaphorically and HJ insulting me? dude must be high on paraga thinking its hennesy ibime was a dummy against u/cuzz the fool was being overconfident/ my punchlinee flow is fabolous ,even bubba cant spark this beating u is too easy like an infant chewing smarties u battling me is like a leper learning how to backflip without legs my flow is military /i carry fire 'arms' in my long sleeve shirt i got d punchlinee flow/ even snakes dont spit d venom i spit battling me is like fightin d devil/ your gon get thrown into d bottomless pit am coming hard/ i would make his flow falls faster than his sistas period u beat ibime with a fluke/yes/thats cuzz ibime was an overconfident fool if u think your ill dawg/am not just bedridden/am way sicker than swine flu
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cherisa
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streetwise is a nokia ringtone,dude bouta get called off like ASUU strike your the champ in wackaland/ no wonder ibime bows to worship u metaphorically and HJ insulting me? dude must be high on paraga thinking its hennesy u beat ibime with a fluke/yes/thats cuzz ibime was an overconfident fool if u think your ill dawg/am not just bedridden/am way sicker than swine flu
who be this one wey dey tasi everybody . punchlinnee indeed 
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streetwize
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beating u is too easy like an infant chewing smarties u battling me is like a leper learning how to backflip without legs my flow is military /i carry fire 'arms' in my long sleeve shirt
hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . . . Oh ofoka!!!!(wipes away d tears). . . u go kill me oh. . .
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otukasibe
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IBIME AND STREETWSIE YOU ARE BOTH FOOLS, IS IT ALL NEW NAIRALANDERS THAT U MAGAS NOW CALL OFOKA NOW? , GET THIS INTO your BLOCK HEADS, THIS IS OTUKA THE RAPPER FORMERLY KNOWN AS OFOKA
DONT GET your BRAINS CONFUSED THERE IS ONLY ONE AND ONLY OTUKA BITCH !
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Inkblood
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Mehn, u gyz r funny, apart 4rm d punchlines, u gat good sense of humour, Tomide, I sees u, gem i sees u, festus
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Inkblood
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Thanx baudex, Il try en drop sum Nairaland styl sh*t layra on,
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