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soulpatrol (f)
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Hey people, i thought it would be great for everyone to tell a funny or weird story of what happened to them today, be it at school, work, home or wherever. check this out, a little gross though:
I was at school today, went to use the washroom, after doing my bidnis, i flushed. thats how i saw the water quickly rising above and out of the toilet bowl. (guess it was clogged) before i knew it, the water was spilling all over the floor and just wouldn't stop! omigod i panicked and didnt know what to do so i just ran out of the washroom, hoping that no-one would see me leave. sooo embarassing ya'll. thank heavens i was alone in the washroom. imagine the embarassment. im sure the janitor or cleaning man/woman would be cussing me out when they see it! ;D wetin i for do now?
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vokal_guy (m)
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well lets see, 2day i saw a spanish man using a pink razor haha and he did not even hide the thing, he had a damn clip, wtf, that was pure gay ish
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babaibadan (m)
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@soul patrol probably the restroom couldn't handle your $hit!, your "busines" was too much of a transaction for it LMAO. My day was a boring one  |
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LiquidMind (m)
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I try to take my dog to the veterinary this morning but the dog refused
So i drag it to the veterinary but before i new it on the way the dog started to pee without stopping for over 50 meter long and people were looking at me and thinking what is happening to my dog,
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bluenubian (f)
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@ liquidmind
Lol
Similar stuff happened to me this weekend. Took my dog to the vet cause he had been having loose stools. So we were in the little waiting area with all the other dogs and their owner then my dog decided to do number 2. That wasn't the worse part, the poop decided to get caught up in his butt. And the poor dog was shaking his butt to get the poop to fall off. But the poop wasn't going anywhere cause my stupid dog had swallowed a string earlier and was caught up in his butt. So pretty much I had to stick my hand up my dogs butt a little to get the string out. I was embarrased as can be. Everyone was jus giggling away. Apparently that's why my dog had been having loose stools.
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2fine4u (f)
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wassup girl! wow girl i've missed u. so our honorable seun, onu n'ekwuru oha has finally unbanned u. nwoke chukwu gozie gi oh.
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bluenubian (f)
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Aww 2fine baby  , I missed ya too, yes o seun finally unbanned me o. Seun, miss 2fine says "may God guide u O!!!". Say "amen" |
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2fine4u (f)
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girl a lot has happened since u been gone buh am sure u already kno all tha juicy stories. am not trynna take debosky's job as the aproko of nl but that your ex na serious woman wrapper  he didnt even wait on u, he just jumped on janet.girl like a dog on heat he even came unto me today buh u kno me, i told him off cuzz am no more a playa  |
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bluenubian (f)
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Oh believe me 2fine, I saw everything unravel before my eyes. But trust me, I haven't started with debo yet, he ll wish he never messed with me when am done with him.
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babaibadan (m)
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Oh believe me 2fine, I saw everything unravel before my eyes. But trust me, I haven't started with debo yet, he ll wish he never messed with me when am done with him.
I can see you on your way to detention again.  |
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K2DaC (f)
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was riding my bike around n this dude stick his head out his car window n started yellin at me hey sexy. didnt get to see his face because i can't see stuff from far away w/o my glasses so i just rode away lol
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bluenubian (f)
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@baba
Was I d only one u saw here, u don't know me and I don't know. So please let me be.
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Teezy (f)
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At work today, i fell on my ass while trynna show some kid how to do a perfect backflip  its was hella funny how i fell tho n my ass still hurts! |
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Teezy (f)
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Haha. im in pain |
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kiki (f)
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roflmfao  the pain is that much? |
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babaibadan (m)
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@baba
Was I d only one u saw here, u don't know me and I don't know. So please let me be.
duh! you "was" not the only one offcourse but u are fresh from detention remember. @kiki where have u been? missed ya |
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kiki (f)
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@kiki
where have u been? missed ya
oh really? mee 2 |
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babaibadan (m)
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oh really? mee 2
lets talk in our usual place. |
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gigitte (f)
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oh hmm ha
if i tell all the things that happened to me yday, you will not know whether to laugh or cry. it is a long story but the summary is that i was in the hood, waiting for the bus to come and whisk me away not realising i was standing in the midst of prostitutes doing their business. i was even standing next to one, and wanted to tell her to stop worrying and walking up and down the block, that the bus will soon come. even when one bobo was asking her price i thot she was rejecting a ride. i was even wondering why she wasnt wearing underwear under her white dress. two men tried to pick me up, and one even came out of his car to inspect. i was beyond scared. to now make matters worse i was standing on a 'corner' and these bobos were smoking something funny and asking for change for a dollar
NEVER EVER AGAIN!
(*i did find a place that sold plantain sha)
oh god, can someone tell me all this nairaland gist on yahoo messenger? i don't want seun to ban me for offtopic sha but gist is sweet
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diddy4 (m)
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@teezy
i cudnt help but laugh out loud. i didnt wann@ post but when i say that stuff, damn, i fell off my chair laughing.
@gigitte
what gist?
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diddy4 (m)
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oh, ok. im about to sleep but will spare some minutes to update you before i go to bed. hit me up on yahoo. my id is in ma profile.
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Fimmy (m)
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damnn i made my girl angry to me twas fun
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