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Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #160 on: August 06, 2007, 02:59 PM »

Moondust I refuse to even quote you,  I am convinced that ugliness is common among your type, so it is very difficult to distinguish beauty.  You have NOT a clue what I look like, so please save your breath.

PS. YOu went through her posts, and she did nothing to offend me? Really? oH OH I forgot, 99.9% of Nlders are suffering from Accute Sellective REading syndrome
fynewaka (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #161 on: August 06, 2007, 03:04 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 02:54 PM
@Islander
hey, girl! I don't mean no trouble, but please I've been through the thread and I don't think she insulted u in any way, at least not directly. You'D do yourself a lot of good if u get off her case from this moment.
Or maybe her only crime is that she's way prettier than u?

There are immediate and remote causes to most of these attacks on Nairaland, it might possibly be a carry over from some other thread, who knows. There is more to it than meet the eyes. It may take you time to actually ascertain the root cause of this.
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #162 on: August 06, 2007, 03:05 PM »

@ Islander,
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Seriously you are a confirmed idiot.

You had better report back to school for an analysis to be conducted on your case. You may be at the breakthrough of your life Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #163 on: August 06, 2007, 03:09 PM »

u've drawn the battle line Islander,  and if u think i don't know what u look like, think again. because I know u're vertically challenged and wit a head the size of BIG BEN.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #164 on: August 06, 2007, 03:12 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 03:09 PM
u've drawn the battle line Islander, and if u think i don't know what u look like, think again. because I know u're vertically challenged and wit a head the size of BIG BEN.

Now Moondust I am convinced you are mad.  Probebly if you stuck to the short scenario I would have applauded you, but the big head( that why I wear tracks) is just laughable. 
BTW,  I saw your pic, so rethink your decision.  ( and let us create a special thread for us,, let me deal with the environmental scientist, wannabe here)
ChieFoH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #165 on: August 06, 2007, 03:12 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 01:57 PM
Chief of monkeys you are back, thought you said you retired ( to take care of your retarded sisterS)

Yes fool I have AIDS, yet you are going crazy over this Aids babe??? Ugly ass, Stop going to my hi5. I don't want your ugly ass, And stop making me the center of your misery, I cannot take you home to Momma, they will disown me.

Look at your life, LOL, AIDS? I thought you had more shots than that. First it was Omo, now me??LMSAO, what happened your 2002 Honda was giving you problems so you couldn't drive from your village to the nearest internet Cafe? I promise to buy you a generator when I visit. Its very dangerous out at night I heard. Now get back in your cage before I send Rover for your dunce ass,

ignored
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #166 on: August 06, 2007, 03:14 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 03:05 PM
@ Islander,
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Seriously you are a confirmed idiot.

You had better report back to school for an analysis to be conducted on your case. You may be at the breakthrough of your life Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Please asshole ease up on the smileys, they are as irritating as you.  ANd no don't retreat because I spoke the truth.

Just curious though, why in God's name would you want to make nice with a confirmed crazy idiot?Huh? NOw who is the fool?

And just so you know I used you for a case study,which I aced. You are actually more "important" than your name suggests, crab.
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #167 on: August 06, 2007, 03:14 PM »

mhen this is going off topic ooo,why the abusive forum on such thread,c'mon u guys should repent jo.
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #168 on: August 06, 2007, 03:20 PM »

Its funny how everyone are going crazy early monday morning
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #169 on: August 06, 2007, 03:22 PM »

Funny how I got entangled this morning Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Naija*gal (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #170 on: August 06, 2007, 03:23 PM »

in what? moondurrty u here?
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #171 on: August 06, 2007, 03:24 PM »

didnt get that. . . .
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #172 on: August 06, 2007, 03:26 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 03:12 PM
Now Moondust I am convinced you are mad. Probebly if you stuck to the short scenario I would have applauded you, but the big head( that why I wear tracks) is just laughable.
BTW, I saw your pic, so rethink your decision. ( and let us create a special thread for us,, let me deal with the environmental scientist, wannabe here)

Hey miss raving psychpath! You saw my pic, and obviously u've got nothin on me, so ease up on the attacks on my friend, otherwise this'll get ugly. I don't want to bare your other shortcomings to the public and please don't make me. capische? shortstuff! Tongue
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #173 on: August 06, 2007, 03:31 PM »

wake up na,why una all dey sleep type numb posts?
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #174 on: August 06, 2007, 03:32 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 03:26 PM

Hey miss raving psychpath! You saw my pic, and obviously u've got nothin on me, so ease up on the attacks on my friend, otherwise this'll get ugly. I don't want to bare your other shortcomings to the public and please don't make me. capische? shortstuff! Tongue

Please boy,  This is one war you do not want to start, so relax. Your pic isnt worth discussing, please don't fool yourself. I am accustomed to handsome people(my family is packed with such) So relax because you are not,

And don't ever use this threatening thingy to get away in life, because it may just land you somewhere you never intended on being.

PS. Please post your other findings bat, I told you before, ANYONE who dare crosses my path shall be devoured. So get back in your tracks.

And I love my height, seeemed like you are the only one ( and your partner Chiefoh, well he's a different case, cannot get me out of his deluded mind) who have a problem with it,

For the last time, get out of my face,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #175 on: August 06, 2007, 03:35 PM »

@ Islander,
You take so much glory in the pride of life. You will never go far with that idiotic mindset of yours. Undecided Undecided Undecided
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #176 on: August 06, 2007, 03:37 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 03:35 PM
@ Islander,
You take so much glory in the pride of life. You will never go far with that idiotic mindset of yours. Undecided Undecided Undecided

Don't HATE me for being ME, you moron, I am already going places, thank God. YOur juju mouth cannot jinx me. My heart is good fool,
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #177 on: August 06, 2007, 03:41 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 03:32 PM
Please boy, This is one war you do not want to start, so relax. Your pic isnt worth discussing, please don't fool yourself. I am accustomed to handsome people(my family is packed with such) So relax because you are not,
u wish! then wy are your jaws still on the floor?

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 03:32 PM

And I love my height, seeemed like you are the only one ( and your partner Chiefoh, well he's a different case, cannot get me out of his deluded mind) who have a problem with it,

For the last time, get out of my face,

Girl I think u're a bit insecure,  no wonder u're fighting everyone and hey! u aint worth my time! take a walk



adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #178 on: August 06, 2007, 03:43 PM »

Its funny i can't stop what i feel ooo,how can i?
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #179 on: August 06, 2007, 03:46 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 03:41 PM
u wish! then wy are your jaws still on the floor?

Girl I think u're a bit insecure, no wonder u're fighting everyone and hey! u aint worth my time! take a walk





Moondust, let me put you out of your misery,  I do hold a degree in psychology,so drop all these supposedly "jaw dropping etc" They won't work on moi.

NO I am not insecure, I hate people like you, who don't have a funtioning mind of their own. Always grouping up to get attention. No NO Islander is No twin.  And I fight anyone who tries to fight me, so take your garbage to the incinerator bubu,


PS. LOLOLOL, And where are your incriminating so-called evidence you have agaisnt moi,  You people will never cease to amaze me,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #180 on: August 06, 2007, 03:53 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Abnormal psychologist,

So you fail to decipher my post to you.

I never mentioned the word ''HATE", as you don't deserve any iota of such from me. In my world of reasoning, you fail to exist to be given the attention of hate for.

Now listen here you attention seeker and jabbering lunatic, next time you want to look for who to engage in words, try not to seek for me! I am more than all what your years of education could ever bestow on such an absolute waste of human being and space as yourself.
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #181 on: August 06, 2007, 03:56 PM »

don't make me hate this thread na.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #182 on: August 06, 2007, 04:04 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 03:53 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Abnormal psychologist,

So you fail to decipher my post to you.

I never mentioned the word ''HATE", as you don't deserve any iota of such from me. In my world of reasoning, you fail to exist to be given the attention of hate for.

Now listen here you attention seeker and jabbering lunatic, next time you want to look for who to engage in words, try not to seek for me! I am more than all what your years of education could ever bestow on such an absolute waste of human being and space as yourself.

You are a replica of a politician donkey,  Who came looking for who? Asshole you came here looking for my attention. Are you blind? Stop being such a moron.  I have been ignoring your ass for months, but you saw an opportunity to get noticed so you decided to capitalised knowing fully well what you were getting into.

WEll I HATE your ass, you dunce,  I am finish with you. Leave my supposedly career alone,  And for the last time I am NOT a Psychologist dummy.
And If i were looking for attention, what makes to think Nairaland would have been my choice?  LOLOLOL, Location! Location! Location! It's all about Location mumu,

Now get back to sight seeing in the UK,  and I am "watching" you. Don't even think about not returning,
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #183 on: August 06, 2007, 04:09 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 03:46 PM
Moondust, let me put you out of your misery, I do hold a degree in psychology,so drop all these supposedly "jaw dropping etc" They won't work on moi.

NO I am not insecure, I hate people like you, who don't have a funtioning mind of their own. Always grouping up to get attention. No NO Islander is No twin.  And I fight anyone who tries to fight me, so take your garbage to the incinerator bubu,


PS. LOLOLOL, And where are your incriminating so-called evidence you have agaisnt moi, You people will never cease to amaze me,


where did all the steel go?
suddenly all your tuffskin just disappered and u're even explainin things, LAWDY!!!
well I think I like u and u're better than u put forth. . . just leave wifey alone and we're cool.
about advertising your other shorcomings I'D certainly do that if u go on pestering wifeypenth
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #184 on: August 06, 2007, 04:14 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 04:09 PM
where did all the steel go?
suddenly all your tuffskin just disappered and u're even explainin things, LAWDY!!!
well I think I like u and u're better than u put forth. . . just leave wifey alone and we're cool.
about advertising your other shorcomings I'D certainly do that if u go on pestering wifeypenth


Are you mentally challenged? What the f.cuk are you talking about? Me? Neelsel, a softie? Boy you are new here, so please get out of my face.

FYI, I don't like you or anything associated with you. If Wifey gets in my way, I shall devour her.
Stop ranting like a fool. Bring the "ammunition" I am anxiously waiting.
I explained my degree to you, to show you bat, that all your useless rantings cannot shake me,  Please do I need to be explaining myself to you dunces all the time? Cha, blood cloth.

And please,  pestering Wife? LOLOLOL. First of all she's dark,  And I am really not into dark people. I like them on the lighter side.  Now bat if you have nothing substantial to say to me, ta ta,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #185 on: August 06, 2007, 04:16 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Seriously you should be locked in a cage and placed in front of Buckingham Palace as a wonderful jest for the guards of honor.
Now you detest your career, that you so muck take pride in before, abnormal psychologist! What a waste of time that must have been for a retard as you!!

Next time please islander, construct good English. It is annoying when you keep making blunders with words. Stop diplaying your stupidity to the ''www''.
Here is an example of your stupidity:
Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 04:04 PM
but you saw an opportunity to get noticed so you decided to capitalised knowing fully well what you were getting into.
Please reason better with English next time. I spent quality time learning and valuing that language. You sould try such, rather than chattering nonsense here.

P.S Whats a politician donkey? :-\ Huh Huh
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #186 on: August 06, 2007, 04:21 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 04:16 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Seriously you should be locked in a cage and placed in front of Buckingham Palace as a wonderful jest for the guards of honor.
Now you detest your career, that you so muck take pride in before, abnormal psychologist! What a waste of time that must have been for a retard as you!!

Next time please islander, construct good English. It is annoying when you keep making blunders with words. Stop diplaying your stupidity to the ''www''.
Here is an example of your stupidity:Please reason better with English next time. I spent quality time learning and valuing that language. You sould try such, rather than chattering nonsense here.

P.S Whats a politician donkey? :-\ Huh Huh

Now I am convinced you were dropped on your head (diliberately) as a kid.  Asshole YOU started this Abnormal Psychology thingy years ago when you saw my post about holding a degree in PSchology. Asshole my eldest sister holds a BA in Nursing, A masters in ADministration, yet she completed her phd and now works as a Planning director at a Hospital. Dumbo, my degree in Psychology did not stop there.And no for the last time I am NOT a psychologist.

English language, Please Patake, if your shallow brain cannot allow you understand what I write, don't blame me oo. Blame your "bootleg" educators.

A Politician, Donkey, don't ask me, go check it out,
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #187 on: August 06, 2007, 04:23 PM »

the battle is still on.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #188 on: August 06, 2007, 04:25 PM »

Quote from: adesodgi on August 06, 2007, 04:23 PM
the battle is still on.

You are annoying to say the least,  Undecided
adesodgi (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #189 on: August 06, 2007, 04:26 PM »

don't face me oo because am not that kind of person that exchanges word,i repect my words because i use them reasonably.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #190 on: August 06, 2007, 04:28 PM »

Quote from: adesodgi on August 06, 2007, 04:26 PM
don't face me oo because am not that kind of person that exchanges word,i repect my words because i use them reasonably.

Well then just don't say it, act it,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #191 on: August 06, 2007, 04:30 PM »

Now I can see comprehension of words is totally above your inclination of intellectual reasoning and capacity.

Why do you have to mention what your sister studied, which to me is a lie Undecided. Anyways back to your inanity, you once took privy to the fact that you are an abnormal pyschologist, which you studied wherever that was.

Again I ask you, dim-wit, what is a politician donkey? Give me the honor of educating an African if you can Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
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