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moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #192 on: August 06, 2007, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 04:14 PM
Are you mentally challenged? What the f.cuk are you talking about? Me? Neelsel, a softie? Boy you are new here, so please get out of my face.

FYI, I don't like you or anything associated with you. If Wifey gets in my way, I shall devour her.
Stop ranting like a fool. Bring the "ammunition" I am anxiously waiting.
I explained my degree to you, to show you bat, that all your useless rantings cannot shake me, Please do I need to be explaining myself to you dunces all the time? Cha, blood cloth.

And please, pestering Wife? LOLOLOL. First of all she's dark, And I am really not into dark people. I like them on the lighter side. Now bat if you have nothing substantial to say to me, ta ta,

Now I know u're more stupid than u look,  u  deranged idiosyncratic ogre! I've ceased to like u either because I'll have nothing to do wit a bone-headed simpleton like u.
beta go get a life and don't come exhibiting ur dumbness on NL. u're just hating on the chic because she's better looking than u and all ur crew put together,  that is my take.
just hit the road and stop making an ass of yourself everywhere u go!!!!
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #193 on: August 06, 2007, 04:37 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 04:30 PM
Now I can see comprehension of words is totally above your inclination of intellectual reasoning and capacity.

Why do you have to mention what your sister studied, which to me is a lie Undecided. Anyways back to your inanity, you once took privy to the fact that you are an abnormal pyschologist, which you studied wherever that was.

Again I ask you, dim-wit, what is a politician donkey? Give me the honor of educating an African if you can Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Sule Kiss Kiss Kiss


Pataki,
Lies are not in our culture, check yourself asshole.  Don't hate on us because we didnt come here and joined the "braiding" or "bag business"

Asshole, I mentioned on that thread with Davidylan that I hold a degree in Abnormal Psychology, I NEVER SAID i WORKED as an Abnormal PSychologist. Moron there is a hugh difference. So goat get back to eating grass and me enjoy the friuts of my labour jare.

@Moondust,
You are nothing but an empty barrel who makes noise. Again, since wowo-ness is all you are accustomed to, if you saw beauty in all its splendor you wouldn't know the difference.
And why haven't you posted your incrimminating facts about me? You sound like a defeated lawyer after losing a high profile case Cry Cry

And how many times must I preach here that I do have a life, and a great one too.  NL is not my world. I come here to blow steam and laugh my ass off.  One day when you find yourself a job and can pay your way, I will take you to my beautiful islands so you can experience what I had as a child growing up buffon,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #194 on: August 06, 2007, 04:45 PM »

@ Islander,
You have failed to define what a politician donkey implies, in your quest to use words against me. I would therefore suggest, you invest more time to study what would be needful and economically active to your case, as your degree in Abnormal Psychology is not paying you off! Cry Cry Cry Kiss Kiss

Also in doing that, get a screw Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed You are too frustrated a being. Tongue Tongue Tongue Cool
 
Where is mukinatu Huh
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #195 on: August 06, 2007, 04:50 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 04:45 PM
@ Islander,
You have failed to define what a politician donkey implies, in your quest to use words against me. I would therefore suggest, you invest more time to study what would be needful and economically active to your case, as your degree in Abnormal Psychology is not paying you off! Cry Cry Cry Kiss Kiss

Also in doing that, get a screw Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed You are too frustrated a being. Tongue Tongue Tongue Cool
 
Where is mukinatu Huh

Look at this ass sending me to do research in language and a simple statement( Politician, donkey) has been causing his heart to palpitate.

And again I told you, don't worry about the screw thingy,  I only touch things fairer than moi, in other words you do not qualify.

LOLOLOL,  You see if you had ask me months ago what I do for a living, then your idiotic portrayal of my supposedly career would have never come about.

Also let me advise you too, to work hard and when you are able to pay your way I will invite you to my islands.  Come and see first hand what I am accustomed to,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #196 on: August 06, 2007, 05:01 PM »

@ Islander,
Keeping dancing on your foolishness Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

You seriously need to maintain that fit status of stupidity.

Got to go now. Be rest assured, I will be monitoring your reply to me from my T-Mobile Side kick and O2 blackberry Tongue Tongue Tongue Got a date to catch.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #197 on: August 06, 2007, 05:03 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:01 PM
@ Islander,
Keeping dancing on your foolishness Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

You seriously need to maintain that fit status of stupidity.

Got to go now. Be rest assured, I will be monitoring your reply to me from my T-Mobile Side kick and O2 blackberry Tongue Tongue Tongue Got a date to catch.
o someone pitied you a sidekick and a bb? Damn I am going out to get a Wing today.Cannot be seen using devices that a bush boy uses too,

And don't use that date thing to get away now. I hate it when you run away like a pussy each time you come at me.

I am stepping out in  a bit too. but i will be back
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #198 on: August 06, 2007, 05:07 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
You really make me laugh. Never knew stupidity could be hilarious at times. Keep it up! I may end up considering you for my services though.
PTH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #199 on: August 06, 2007, 05:08 PM »

Get an iphone and all will be settled.  Grin
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #200 on: August 06, 2007, 05:09 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:07 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
You really make me laugh. Never knew stupidity could be hilarious at times. Keep it up! I may end up considering you for my services though.

Pataki, the "wise" one. My dad once told me that stupid people like to call others stupid.  Maybe he saw you in his sleep Tongue.

Your services? LOL, Man you have not been paying attention to nothing I said.  I love black stilettoes and pocket books jare.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #201 on: August 06, 2007, 05:11 PM »

Quote from: PTH on August 06, 2007, 05:08 PM
Get an iphone and all will be settled. Grin


Ermmmmmm. This this who I think it is??? Wink Cheesy

I am thinking about getting one for real,
mishoo (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #202 on: August 06, 2007, 05:11 PM »

Mrpataki & Islander

When will this Fight stop now???


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Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #203 on: August 06, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Mishoo,
Pataki and I have some unfinished business to take care of. As soon as we are through, I promise to notify you,
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #204 on: August 06, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Have you been monitoring us since? Undecided

Well tell Islander to hold her mouth.
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #205 on: August 06, 2007, 05:17 PM »

So Pataki it's now my fault? Yea blame everything on me sha
PTH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #206 on: August 06, 2007, 05:17 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 05:11 PM

Ermmmmmm. This this who I think it is??? Wink Cheesy

I am thinking about getting one for real,

what are u thinking?  Grin Back from the gulag.
PTH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #207 on: August 06, 2007, 05:18 PM »

mrpataki leave islander alone o. . .  Kiss
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #208 on: August 06, 2007, 05:18 PM »

Quote from: PTH on August 06, 2007, 05:17 PM
what are u thinking?  Grin Back from the gulag.

Now I know no peleau for you, Neither any island hopping,
PTH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #209 on: August 06, 2007, 05:20 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 05:18 PM
Now I know no peleau for you, Neither any island hopping,

 Cry Cry Cry
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #210 on: August 06, 2007, 05:22 PM »

@ Islander
when u talk of beauty, I hope u're not remotely refering to yourself 'cause my system shut down as soon as I opened ur picture
The ugliness was just too intense!
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #211 on: August 06, 2007, 05:24 PM »

Quote from: PTH on August 06, 2007, 05:20 PM
Cry Cry Cry

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.What did I do now?

between, why are you rebuking Pataki?? He knew exactly what he was getting into when he decided to wake me up this morning//
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #212 on: August 06, 2007, 05:25 PM »

@Moondust,
There are a few Nlders who knw what I look like, so please stop making a nuisance of yourself monkey.  I have told you, I have your pic( actually it was sent to me) and my girls and I had a field day, We laughed until we almost wet ourselves. So quit,  You are making a mockery of yourself.
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #213 on: August 06, 2007, 05:27 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 05:17 PM
So Pataki it's now my fault? Yea blame everything on me sha
You started it, I did not! Hope as adults we do get to reason better Grin Grin Grin Grin
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #214 on: August 06, 2007, 05:28 PM »

@ PTH,
Are you who I think you are? Undecided Undecided Undecided
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #215 on: August 06, 2007, 05:31 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:27 PM
You started it, I did not! Hope as adults we do get to reason better Grin Grin Grin Grin

Now you know this is a big fat lie. Anyways, to each its own.

@PTH,what happened rats opps, cat got your tongue.
fynewaka (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #216 on: August 06, 2007, 05:33 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 shakes head in pity Embarrassed Embarrassed
moondust (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #217 on: August 06, 2007, 05:43 PM »

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 05:25 PM
@Moondust,
There are a few Nlders who knw what I look like, so please stop making a nuisance of yourself monkey. I have told you, I have your pic( actually it was sent to me) and my girls and I had a field day, We laughed until we almost wet ourselves. So quit, You are making a mockery of yourself.

now u're being ridiculous,  I saw ur pics, believe it or not and girl u UGLY pass shit! don't worry I know the real story of what happened when u and ur gals saw my pic,  some wet themselves from desire, i totally understand. so don't go around hatin all the good looking peeps on NL just because u're 3ft tall with a face like a monkey that just tasted lime. we totally understand how u feel, so don't take it out on us ok?
mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #218 on: August 06, 2007, 05:47 PM »

@ moondust,
Please could you send the pix to my inbox2? Would love to see it
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #219 on: August 06, 2007, 05:51 PM »

Quote from: moondust on August 06, 2007, 05:43 PM
now u're being ridiculous, I saw your pics, believe it or not and girl u UGLY pass shit! don't worry I know the real story of what happened when u and your gals saw my pic, some wet themselves from desire, i totally understand. so don't go around hatin all the good looking peeps on Nairaland just because u're 3ft tall with a face like a monkey that just tasted lime. we totally understand how u feel, so don't take it out on us ok?

ROFLMAO,
Now I am really convinced you are deluded,  I cannot laugh anymore. Stop ranting how my beautiful looks dog and bring proof. You sound like a dejected puppy who's slut of a mom refused to suckle it,

And No my friends and I don't roll with ugly people, We have class and taste,  Again, did my petite physique meddled with your sense of reasoning? Awww, relax, I do have that effects on others,
Islander (f)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #220 on: August 06, 2007, 05:52 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:47 PM
@ moondust,
Please could you send the pix to my inbox2? Would love to see it

Don't tell me you would stoop so low, when all you had to do was ask Cheesy
PTH (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #221 on: August 06, 2007, 05:53 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:28 PM
@ PTH,
Are you who I think you are? Undecided Undecided Undecided

what thinkest thou?  Grin

Quote from: Islander on August 06, 2007, 05:31 PM
@PTH,what happened rats opps, cat got your tongue.

i'm still crying over my peleau and island tour.  Embarrassed

@ moondust, errr islander is cute.

mrpataki (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #222 on: August 06, 2007, 05:54 PM »

@ PTH,
Igwe's brother? Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
fynewaka (m)
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?
« #223 on: August 06, 2007, 05:54 PM »

Quote from: mrpataki on August 06, 2007, 05:47 PM
@ moondust,
Please could you send the pix to my inbox2? Would love to see it

This is unnecessary! What for? Action cancelled.
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