Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today?

abi o, fynewaka. them too like gisting off topic. oga seun, u dey try o. but then again, aren't we all guilty of doing so? i rest my case.

fell down the stairs, soo funni lol, never rolled down stairs so fast in my life

hope u didnt break any bones

@topic. see me see trouble. this wasnt even funny at all, but nevertheless i go post am. some yeye oyinbo guy just farted in my presence today o. i was chilling in the lobby after work waiting for my ride, all of a sudden i heard one loud prrrrtttt! i was like no he didnt just let one rip in front of me.  and guess what? he didn't even seem to notice that what he did was bad! he just kept pacing up and down, oblivious to anything. God save am sha, the only reason i didnt curse him out for polluting the air without apologising (trust we naija peeps with our mouth now) was because he looked a bit "retarded" as in special person. but how nasty though. some oyinbo peeps no get manners sha. farting and burping in public seems to be normal to them 

was dreaming about the pizza i left in the regridgerator all through  the nyt only to wake up, and my friend had eaten it

I was in the car wit my mom and this man was walking on green light and my mom screamed out the car and asked the man''you want to die?'' and the man put up his middle finger at my mom and my mom was like ''kiss my black ass''.i was cracking up so bad, i didn't expect her to say that but i guess d man really piss her off.

@sexyabby.   ur mum is one cool, no-nonsense person  . same with my mum too. she can hold her own for sure. that silly guy crossing the road anyhow is just a prick. so many people in yankee are like that. i hate when pedestrians just disobey traffic signals just because drivers give them right of way. him never jam crazy driver wey go run am down one day. he must've been scared and embarrased thats why he reacted by giving ur mum the finger. jerk! i'm always so quick to put my head out the window and yell at foolish pedestrians even while i'm in the passenger seat.

omigod the worst one is pedestrians that are crossing the road so leisurely and slowly while 100 cars are waiting. sometimes i'm like can't this one walk faster? haba! too much freedom in this country.

@PTH. sometimes situations call for one to use dirty language to get the message across. I'm sure sexyabby's mum doesnt talk like that everyday, but in yankee, people don't get until u use curse words at them. naija people too use words like "were," oloriburuku," "olosh,i" etc don't we? same difference. 

trying to  dunk and i fell

those boys r mean

actually this happened to me yesterday, i was in d cafeteria for lunch and i was standing on the line wit my friends when this two girls in front of us was talking and one of them was like "my new year's resolution is to only f*** twelve guys", and i was so shocked and my friend started laughing, i couldn't stop myself from laughing also. I was thinking that did she f**k more guys last year and she's trying to cut it down this year or did she f**k less guys last year and her goal is to f**k more this year but anywayz though, watever her answer is, that b**** is still a slut.

What really happen to me today was that i wanted to kiss my babe but she slapped me. can u imagine