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all about the name.
mykali.
the name's gotten from Michael.
but, i lifted it from a book. a novel by jack higgins. the heroes name was john mikali. a greek i think.
kind of liked the book a lot, so i took up the name as a nik
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mykali
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its obvious anyway, i am a Chelsea Football Club supporter. or what u call a ''fan''.
but i am not fanatic about them.
i dont do outrageous things if we win a major trophy,
or commit suicide if john terry slips and falls and misses a penalty that causes us to lose a very major trophy..
i dont worship them to the extreme like others do. but, i believe in them.
that is why i type in blue. to show my belief.
blue is the colour . . . . chelsea is the name.
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mykali
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actually, i stumbled onto nairaland like most peeps did.
i was just surfing the net, as bored as ever.
until i came across a link which led to another link which led to nairaland 
my first post was in the sports section. something about who was (is) the most overrated footballer( i still think its Rooney   )
from there. i posted in forum games a little before my addiction (yeah i am) started in the jokes section.
i've been hooked ever since, though i don't post replies as rapidly as others do. i been here since 2007.
here, i met my first friends in saucekid, info, ibkaye way back then.
right now, i have a legion of them. too numerous to remember.
the ones that come to mind are Gabbrywl . Arcani  . Dan1luv . Lysaa  . Romade  , cbase(kelechi;D). sam milla. Disease. princessa etc. etc. etc.
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mykali
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i sketched these when i felt bored. 
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mykali
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well, its been long i posted here. been busy with a lot of stuff for the end of year activities going on everywhere around me.
my church had their end of year thanksgiving service. i was in the organising committee. did a lot of work there.
then in the youth department where am treasurer/ financial secretary, we had a get together yesterday. it was fun. we invited a local gospo artist to perform.
and the church choir (yeah, incidentally, i can sing. lol) is gonna have their's 2mao.
and that's not even the end of it yet, . . .i was appointed as one of the run around guys at the office. we're having our gig on monday. mayne. . . .e no eazy oo. 
been taking sleeping pills to calm my nerves. i've been adviced against it though. wetin man go do now.  
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its been so boring and frustrating watching them play these dayzzz.
this is not what we had in mind when we started this league.
we've had opportunities (GLARING ONES) to be about 10 points clear at the top of the league. but we just messed up. i gave my self a watching match ban till the new year. i cant stand watching them play till the january transfer window comes up.
they better get good players and win me this league.
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hey, i just noticed that i havent mentioned my location here before. well, now u know.
i stay in port harcourt, if your familiar with the place, i stay along Abuloma Road. that long busy (& very dangerous) road that leads to the end of the world . . .
lol. but the road ends at a creek and i've never been there before. any further journey across requires a ferry or a boat. so, u know the deal.
so, i stay in an estate. not a GRAish sorta estate, but its still an estate. No 3 youths Avenue Somiari Estate, Tere AmA Layout. a few peeps might be familiar with the place. i stay with ma folks but the house has got an extension (i hate that word ''boys quarters" )
its got 4 rooms, so i stay in one. (so much for my privacy)
PORT HARCOURT. . . .
many things have been happening here for the past year or so. from kidnapping, to destruction of illegal structures and ugly structures too. a very popular market, mile 1, was totally revamped. i heard mile 3 suffered the same fate too.
our new Governors a totalitarian oo.
but one thing i can never seem to understand about this place is the weather. the only time i feel harmattan around here is when i put on the A/C. it actually rained today. it did 2 days ago. by God, what ever happened to the climate down here.??
i went to imo state, my hometown, and i unfortunately wore a suede mocassin. i couldnt rec it when i came back curz the dust had done judgement to it. the weather is so dry down there. but here in ph city, u see river jordans on express roads. and the weather can be so annoyingly hot in the afternoons too. if your car aint A/Cd, don't find your self in traffic jam bro. or u'll get scorched and bathe in your sweat.
i like it down here though. a lotta opportunities to git your money made sha. with oil every where, LNG paying fat salaries to new recruits. living down here is not so bad afterall.
u just got to flow with the tide of the city. . . . . .
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yeah, its a new year, and everybody's got resolutions and all that. i aint down with that though. i made a resolution in january 2008 and ended up not keeping faith with it. i am very happy i made that decision.
new years are meant for new things . . .
will i still be in nairaland till the end of this year??? maybe , maybe not.
i did somethind funny before the year ended. yeah i did. due to a lot of thought and a lil' boredorm, i did something that i thought i would never do. i finally agreed to date a particular chik i'd benen avoiding for so long. drastic mistake my mind keeps telling me, but i'll see how it all pans out.
if u stay in port harcourt and its environs, u'll have heard about the ban on commercial motorcycles. well, it wasnt just talk of the mouth. u cant sight a bike on any street for as long as two days.
and now i know that there are lotta peeps in port harcourt. see men trekking in suits to work.
girls on high heeled shoes and leggy jeans sweating under the hot afternoon sun. such a funny syte.
it kinda reminds me of the song BURN by Asa.
well, we'll see if it al works out good. the Gov should make sure he makes the taxis available sha.
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Death Blow I didn't want to do this, cos your careers already thru,now look whut u did to u Ama hop back in the lab and bring the ether to you I got more respect for your dancers than you, heard you sacked a few cos they refused to sleep with you No wonder there's nobody left in your crew, Suave Nomolos jafar and T boi all left you Now you wanna pull a P-boy (plan B) coming at me boy your getting destroyed Im talking to you, the track was a decoy, take my advise read boy stop faking You said im Liam but I take u out like Liam in taken Your pitiful ridiculed stop making noise , listen and learn My fire go burn my tire go turn individual lyrical shut up u little ass worm U claiming that u got doe u still skinny, Cocoa yam head long neck like a guinea fowl I told you before una go bow, I vowed not to blast u , I rap pass you I'm bringing a wrecking ball for your sand castle built to out spit out wit and outlast you My delivery bangs like letter bomb parcels , spit in your face and shake the hand of KENNIS Now your contemplating suicide like Ayeni Look Napoleon get ready for your waterloo today, ama prove it mic wise you got nothing to say "wild like a baboon under the moon"………nothing to say your going ape shit rite now you don't want it, the joint you did with nice was nice cos NICE was on it Boys don't spit boy dey vomit boy are sick, boys are not smiling we no well oh SWATROOT baby those are tight rappers hello You rap for mechanics I rap and you panic leave you manic depressed damn it, im too NICE I expose you, now your covers compromised, shame on you now pull your head warmer over your eyes Take it off , eh hen !! Modenine is with the prize Im bigger than you lyrically forget about size , heard your third albums gonna be your last bye bye Hustling to sell it to shoe makers they no buy, waka waka waka was a track that nobody felt OJB rap better than you, you need help!! Know your secrets but I wont hit below the belt Huuuuuu@@ do I hear a sight of relief?? Too easy I thought son was nice with the beef Im the rap pugilist knock the plaque out ya teeth You aint banging you're a fire Cracker ,im the shit man you're the shit packer RASQUIE was wack but your new shits wacker!!! Ama RHYMZO that ass you're a boomboclot!!!!!!!!! Head warmer in the sun , whut are you don't let me 50 Jah you( 5o cent , jah rule) End your already ending career and discard you Let me help you out you got a little money ,, MAINTAIN got more money than you aint that funny No , the funny thing is youre a dancer now , trying to compete with KAFFY and SUZIE howww Mr Penguin Happy feet just got served , banging didn't bang . No NICE words It was wacker than your freestyle for SILVER BIRD"S 25th Aniversary Daddy Showkey took you to the nursery, mercy me , now you wanna kick a verse for me No courtesy, I just Aired him out TYSONIZED him , with his ear in my mouth I got more verses dude , I no fit shout , we can make it personal you know whut im talking about I got some info on you incriminating no doubt , many former close friends and they all ratted you out!!!! Hashanah ………, Talk till fade
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mykali
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BICYCLES.
Yeah, since the ban on the okada guys, the price of bicycles have been on a high. i recorded a video where a guy in suit with his briefcase strapped to the back was cycling his way thru trafick. it was the sorta stuff i only saw in hollywood movies. i laughed so hard. some peeps who have more money go for powerbykes that make such loud noises when they zoom past you. ladies go for ladies bike. i wount be surprised to see roller blades and skate boards become so popular and trendy in port harcourt soon. am about to buy my own bike too. u guys reading this myte find it hard to understand what we're facing down south. trekking undre port harcourt sun is like committing suicide.
the Governor is banning everything now.
taxis must paint their cars with the blue and white b4 they are seen on the streets.
no more satchet water bcuz they cause littering on the streets.
if your church aint registered, it will be banned.
u are not allowed to wear bathroom slippers out of your house. if u are caught, u will be taken to a psychiatric hospital.
if u dont obey traffic regulations and u are caught, u will also be taken to a psychiatric hospital. i happened to escort a ''patient'' to one the other day and i cried laughing
antways, i hope to relocate out of here soon. b4 i go bananas.
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today, i was driving. then i got caught in a very bad trafic jam. VERY BAD.
i rolled up the windows, put the a/c on and waited it out. the long line of cars were moving at about 5inches/minute.
my dad had sent me to the bank to git some cash and i had gotten to 2 stone throws of it when i met the bad traffic.
i was in the traffic for about 45minutes before i got to the bank.
i went in, did my business and was out wondering ''how am i ever gonna get home?'' the long line of cars was as long as the road itself. i just stood by my car which i'd parked in the bank's parking lot, thinking.
a thought came to me. . .''leave the car in the bank and come back later when the traffic's better.''
leave my dad's car at the bank?  PREPOSTEROUS.
i got in the car and got back in traffic, waiting another 76minutes before i was clear. i had a smooth drive all the way back to the house.
THE END.
but i missed the most important part of the story, the girl i met today.
a perfect beauty.
she captivated me.
she made my heart skip 32 beats. . . . .2bc
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@sabuni on january 11 2009
check . . .
where u been hidin'? i been lookin for u for so long?
my 1st thot was maybe u'is scared curz u know am too strong
u is a singer so i thot u were on anutha love song
your flow is all wackish, when my isht plays, u better sing along
sistah, u think your better, i'm sorry homie u thought wrong
i'm the best around here, u dont like me, go git your self hung.
u wount last long, cuz my punchlines hit u like u was a gong
put u in your place, curz your just a piece in a game of mahjong.
sabuni is too looney, so i put u were u belong
u be hangin with the monkeys in tha zoo, but i is tha king kong.
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@sabuni on january 12 2009
u be comiin at me with fake ryhmes and lame verses
i'll get u hospitalized, then u'll be needing nurses
am leonadis, and your all puffed up like king xerxes
i mark u out of the game like i was phillip mexes
homie i spit underground shyt like crude minerals
but u is just a disease, your flows so venereal
i'm in command here, i'm the major general
my lines so subliminal, they make u go delusional
weird lady with a weird name, so eldritch
u is a witch, kick your stick 'n' hit the ditch
u style is too wack, your lines are so repugnant
they say sabuni is bangin, and am like ''who's that?"
u aint bangin' curz your still a virgin in this rap game
your just plain lame, i put u in my verses, help u get some fame
u want beef?, i'ma put u in a sanguinary war
i'm bloodthirsty, battle me i'll do u with a chainsaw
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@manickal on january 25 2009
check ,
yeah, its the almighty, superlyrical, punchline master
your slow, even if your lines drive a mazda, i'll still be faster
i'll hit u with punchlines and bury your face in pasta
your styles all broken up, i'ma fix you up with paris plaster
BoomBOclatt!!, u dont wanna 4k with tha rasta
i'ma blast ya. . . i'm a king, my origin's from Lancaster
your a child molester, u cop styles from the POP Master
u'll remain a wackster while i'm getting astronomical like NASA
Homie your too scared to face me,u'll be hiding like OSAMA
come out. . .come out. . .wherever u are, i aint gonna bite ya
Manickure, quit hiding, come out and fight the war
u is a whore, sorry, u are male, that makes u obscure
this faggot claims Doc Dre aint even got his cure
your suffering from ''WACK-KOLO-SYS'' homie and that aint got a cure
yeah i spat kuvuki for o'boma, nigga, that makes me popular
my lines are algebra, u cant solve 'em even if u use the ULTIMATE FORMULAR
you dumb when u said what u spit are designer lines?
i put 'em on only if wanna model for the 3 blind mice
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@manickal on february 06 2009
PUNISHMENT
i'm done trying not to be mean, lemme introduce u to my other side
like an MPD patient my multiple personalities will have u contemplating suicide
this is your last flaw, boy, curz i'm here to settle the final score
i'll rip your balls off. . . . put 'em in your mouth and make u taste the gore
there he goes again rambling on about his lyrical insanity
all his talk is vanity, spitting more bullshit and profanity
listen closely, u think your better curz u been in this game before me
i'm a legend killer, like Randy Orton, i'ma murder all y'all who been spittin long before me
u don't know me, i'm an epitome of hip hop, while your sloppy like wet paint
mykali's a saint, i'm lyrically annointed, my punchlines come at u and u faint
there's a line between hip hop and wack-hop, hater, your too blind u cant see it
best believe it, am a lyricist, u wanna be me. . . but your too wack u cant be IT
this is a RAP-UP, i'm done trying to make u understand REAL HIP HOP
Listen up homie,if u aint got something better to put up, then SHUT THE FU.CK UP. . .!!!
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@manickal on march 30 2009
i'm superlyrical, it means i'm the lyrical version of superman
you're lacking intellectually mayne, but i've got the sixth sence like spiderman
yeah i'm the man, i'm so celebrity and everybody wants to be my fan
tag along man, quit hating on me, you dont wanna make shit hit the fan
its mykali in the building, so all wack netcz be leaving thru the windows
its simple, i'm the best around here while you iz some fake ass bimbo
Bingo . . .! i'm spectacular, dont copy me, my lines 'll make u spit in strange lingo
i'm no chinko like Gab is but when i spit, bros, your whole ship go sink oh
nigga you spittin back at me. i suggest you go make yourself a gravestone
this is my home zone, i'll forget my punchline in your neck and break your collar bone
you dont wanna diss me fool, i'll HANG you out to dry (die) like saddam hussein
cuz you're a WET-CEE, while i'm the king of this game like Barrack Hussein
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from sabuni on january 11 2009
Lyrical terrorist has come dropping rhymes like bombs on ya ear drums
Grenade strapped to my tongue, detonation sure to cause your destruction
I’ll spark a lyrical explosion, batter you with verbal ammunition
Set lashes like you was a sinner, 20 strokes then it’s a crucifixion
You’re illegal on this court, this punk’s wanted for immigration!
Still yet to fill out his application, nigger shouldn’t even be in this section
Like lava I burn through ya skin, flow’s like a volcanic eruption
My rhymes scorch like the sun, mykali’s in need of cancer protection
Whack lines prove moister than his girl during menstruation
Nigger suffers from erectile dysfunction, lyrical flow’s weaker than his own erections
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from manickal on january 23 2009
this muthafucka's got his balls full, his smelly cum is all over
i'ma end your life nigga, i'll murder u, and your out, your game's over
me, i'm all over, everyone wants a piece of me like am Obama
u say u spit ill lines mayne, like your freestyle in kuvuki for o'boma
i'ma bulldoze ya, and send ya ten thousand feet under
nobody's gonna recognize ya when my punclines put u assunder
mykali, i'm too ill, Doc Dre aint even got my cure
i spit designer shyt, your tempted to put 'em on like xtian dior
u is a clown, go do your job homie and spit more baloney
make u no try me, when i'm thru with u'd wish u never knew me
i smell female orifice in here, look who? its the fag mykali
he's a sissy, he's so wack he was brutally done by sabuni
yeah i'm looney, my crazy lines make u wanna go mad like Rooney
u wanna battle me? i'ma go BATMAN on u like am G. Clooney.
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from manickal on february 02 2009
I'm back here to put some more nails in your coffin'
Condemn you to an early death and put you outta your sufferin'
Homie you're nuffin, you dont spit zilch so quit your bluffin'
Your lame rhymes are evidence of all the cheap spliff you been puffin'
My lyrics will cut you to pieces like i'm jack the ripper.
I'm sleeker, got more punch lines and death blows to deliver
You aint got taste, i'll spit you out 'cuz you're bitter
Like the holy scripts my lines will convert you and turn you into a beliver.
I'm a mass murderer, i have the guts to kill you without remorse.
Put you in a body bag, nobody's gonna be sorry for your loss
I'm the Boss, like Hugo, my style makes you envious.
You cant be me, mykali, not even if you bite lines from Rick Ross.
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from manickal on March 06 2009
this is the final score. . . .
that flaw wasn't my last and its definitely aint gonna be my first (never)
i'm too loaded to spit empty lines, mykali, u know you're dueling with the best
it was nice meeting your other side, although i find it hard to differentiate
between the both of you who's wacker . . .? i would like u to expatiate
you think you're Randy now, and so like M.J your practising child molestation
i'mma smoke you like u iz a cigar (like) Cuba, you're still Fighting the Temptations
this aint no RAP-UP, nigga u cant rap, u'll look better wearing make up
you're no epitome of hip hop, your lines stink,(when u spit) so i suggest u use some CLOSE-UP
you iz a coward, u cant stand (B4) me, cuz my lines devour u like quick sand
put up your hands and surrender, Manickal's a lyrical murderer up here in Nairaland.
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these Greek want no parts of me bcuz i diss-Troy
maybe i diss-Crete/ but itz all part of diss ploy~
they know i bring diss-truction, i hear 'em ''diss/cuss''
but that don't bother me, i still blossom like a hibiscus~
they'll be coming at me in numbers but i still diss-figure
you think i'm diss-abled? you'r right/ i guess i'm just bigger~
than you niggerz, i bring about your lyrical disrepute
i got the impetus/ we in nairaland so i diss-member you~
render you celibate/ you ain't on cloud9 bcuz i made the clouds dissipate
i may be forced to diss-ornate, like ceramic plates~
or maybe i sound harsh/ other niggerz diss-continue/ i rap 'em up 'n' discard
They all mad/ and they aint got the skillery to (do it) Diss hard~
hardcore battle rappin' leaves you in a state of diss-array
yeah i diss-Obey/ Tunde and Wunmi don't hav the guts to retaliate~
''mykali wait/ you spittin subliminal today, please kindly expatiate
your sweet rhymes so hot, it makes us start to salivate''~
You niggerz fake, and you can't get it bcuz don't got what it takes
So i diss-integrate/ i dislike calculus but still i make you start to calculate~
The info I disseminate begins to circulate/ y'all should know i'm lyrically perfect
The Elderz of this rap game say i diss-regard 'em/fu.ck that/ i'll still diss-respect~
Your fake acts don't amaze me, homie, so you better watch me diss-play
In this place/ i diss-place, bcuz none other can do Diss this way~
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I exist for the main reason of existence.
to be a free man in a free world.
To actualize my dreams and to live them.
That is why I exist . . . . yes?
That is what my mind tells me.
My mind.
Where is it really located?
In the head.
That’s what we all think right?
Yes, it is located in the head.
Its just there.
A massive place of thought.
Like a room where you have a debate with your sub-conscious self.
what some call your “conscience”.
But then . . .
your conscience is closely related with your heart.
So where is the mind really located?
In your head . . . .
or in your heart?
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check . . .
i'd be a ''wise fool'' if i literally say you'z a ''clever moron''
but nigga/ you's so dumb/ you wouldn't decipher the oxymoron
hold on/ i'm the World's best lyricist/ don't think i'm being hyperbolic
when i say you'z a 'well rounded rap-a-holic'/ thats a parable/so call me parabolic
don't force it/ i'm so fly while you stay Down/ you must be Mongoloid
and me annoyed is wiv an AK stuck up yo' ass/ i leave you paranoid
my rhyme verse/ gives you nightmares/ wiv your eyes wide open/ you 'sleeping paradoxically'?
call it REM/ or whatever/ when mykali says you'z a bytch/ he don't mean that metaphorically
dont fu.ck wiv kali/ musically/ i'm the ''dope''/ niggaz pay a high price for a piece of me
you ain't ''bangin''/ lyrically/ yo're the pope/ to you the ladies say ''stay the fu.ck off me''
my lines are multi-potent/ whatever ''illnesses'' you got/ i'll surely cure them
yo' folks/ i'm sorry for them/ they birthed an imbecillic cretin who'z of no use to them
my lines so educative/ ------the kid learns Maths and English from my ''Figures of Speech''
You're lyrically challenged/ even wiv your hands in my mouth/ you wouldnt feel what i spit
your bytch preferz/ my di.ck to yourz/ if you ask her/ she'll say itz cuz I met-her-first
so when i say ''mykali'z cooler than ice''/ you should know i spit ''Frozen Met-a-phors'' |
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