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Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 6:45pm On Nov 28, 2008
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by skipo87(m): 8:07pm On Nov 28, 2008
duh
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by krama(m): 8:35pm On Nov 28, 2008
Hahahahaha grin grin grin
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by bydot1(m): 9:11pm On Nov 28, 2008
yet another dull moment with Aunty titi
lipsrsealed
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 9:32pm On Nov 28, 2008
@ poster
thats the best place for him
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sima(f): 10:37pm On Nov 28, 2008
my nose oO. . leave it jor angry
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 10:43pm On Nov 28, 2008
what happen with ur nose?
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by CrazyMan(m): 10:51pm On Nov 28, 2008
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 11:03pm On Nov 28, 2008
confusion or indecission
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by CrazyMan(m): 11:13pm On Nov 28, 2008
None of the above
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 11:21pm On Nov 28, 2008
okay
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by bydot1(m): 11:53pm On Nov 28, 2008
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Re: Hw Do U Tink? by DoubleN(m): 12:19am On Nov 29, 2008
You could get whipped for jokes like this.Highly Dry!!
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by osasp(m): 1:25am On Nov 29, 2008
Double N:

You could get whipped for jokes like this.Highly Dry!!
lool

by.dot:

yet another dull moment with Aunty titi
lipsrsealed
wtf loool
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sima(f): 3:16am On Nov 29, 2008
sholabanke:

what happen with ur nose?
why are u homancing it. . tongue
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 6:58pm On Nov 29, 2008
that must be cold disturbing you.
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sima(f): 1:04am On Nov 30, 2008
no oO. . u're d one homancing it tongue
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 4:32pm On Dec 03, 2008
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion. I don,t know why this confusion had confused my confused my confused mind. If my confusion had confused your mind then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didn't confuse you then be happy thinking that a confused message didn't confuse you, which really confused me. Any confusion in this message! Then confuse others.


gbogbo yin epele tongue
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sholabanke(m): 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2008
what an isultive to be added to injurination
when all i can yokopio in this tyty messanger are not relating
the informatual i expected that can inspirate the well meaning NAIRALANDERS
for us to aspirate before everything here expirate
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 4:47pm On Dec 04, 2008
This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free"! said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill."
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 4:47pm On Dec 04, 2008
An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by.

He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The football player replied, "God was busy so he sent me."
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 4:47pm On Dec 04, 2008
Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.

The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.

The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.

The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.

At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.

The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"

The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"

But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by Opslag(m): 4:50pm On Dec 04, 2008
Dry
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 4:53pm On Dec 04, 2008
u shocked go drink water
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by Opslag(m): 5:07pm On Dec 04, 2008
Where d water nah?
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sylve11: 5:23pm On Dec 04, 2008
tyty please don't give water to dat guy.
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor: 5:25pm On Dec 04, 2008
dnt lets be too arsh on him pls, he's a little nice wink
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by Opslag(m): 5:29pm On Dec 04, 2008
Guy 4 d last tym eh,stop anoyin me,infact if i catch u!u're lucky tyty is here.
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sylve11: 5:34pm On Dec 04, 2008
Opslag:

Guy 4 d last time eh,stop anoyin me,infact if i catch u!u're lucky tyty is here.

oh lucky that my wife is here, so u r afraid of my wife, aint it? grin
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by mykali(m): 5:49pm On Dec 04, 2008
tytylayor kerepekun. your jokes amaze me. sad
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by Arcani: 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2008
Re: Hw Do U Tink? by sima(f): 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2008
arc arc arc ani. .  cheesy tongue babagurl
how is u poppin. . ?  cool tongue

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