Am Here To Give Freebies & Train Newbies.

Dear Forumities,

Am Oludimu, the system administrator for Emmanuel Communications Limited, pulishers of www.oakmediang.com ; www.oakservers.net ; oakbusiness magazine ; & oakbusiness TVshow.
But before i continue with the intro, Grab this fast now;
Rush to http://www.oakmediang.com ,
when you get to that site, click ( SEND SMS) , This is a webbased SMS service. Dont worry,  its free of charge. You can send one for your self first to see what it looks like. Feel Free to use it for your Internet Marketing. But my country brother, its not for life!
This is not a boast, there is no where in Nigeria you can get such free service. No Where!

Let me quickly note here: if you are candidly interested in selling bulk SMS on the internet, i can help you in starting one. You will have to pay me good, but not at a cut throath price.  I can work with any API. I will put up the site for you, integrate the interface and even show you where to buy Bulk SMS for N2.40 and sell at between N5 - N6 each and even more.

I want you to also note this: I do not just av an idea of Bulk SMS business, i understand how it really works, all the dynamics, inclucding the technical aspect. Only in this year, i have worked on 22 SMS gateway and API. So, it is one thing to do selling of bulk SMS and it is another it to do it 'profitably' .

I 'wish' to teach only 100 young Nigerians how to do BUlk SMS business profitably.[/b]

But this is the way i want to do it: First, I want 100 young Nigerians to please motivate me to put all the information together in an e-book, by sending me an e-mail at: olu@oakmediang.com requesting to order the e-book.

Please do not send me any mail if you are not ready to pay N7,500 for this product (e-book)when it is all put together.

Fellow Forumites; am sorry for coming this way; i never mean to. In all humility, i beg you understand, I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME, EVEN FOR MYSELF. See the web-project i manage dedicatedly everyday, i also do other programming for other client, and enough API to treat daily. Do you know it will not be easy for me ; to take the pain to write, and be looking around for who to buy, sorry, am just talking about the stress.

But sincerely, i really want to Unfold the Secrets of profitable Bulk SMS business to young Nigerians, who are willing to make income online through it,

I dont want to talk much on this, because i still av 2 other offers.
Lets put it in this simple way;
IF YOU ARE REALLY KEEN ABOUT MAKING STEADY ONLINE INCOME FROM BULK SMS BUSINESS. SEND AN EMAIL TO ME @ ; olu@oakmediang.com WHEN AM SATISFIED WITH THE RESPONSE I GET. I WILL PUT UP THE EBOOK IN ONE WEEK, GIVE IT OUT FOR EDITING, BUT IN TWO WEEKS IT WILL BE READY FOR YOU TO BUY AT JUST N7,500. IS THAT NOT RIDICULOUS? IT IS! BUT ITS MY SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Note again: If you are not ready to pay N7,500 for the e-book, [b]please dont send me any e-mail.

I want to be straight with the remaining 2 offers;

I wish to train just 10 people how to design a professional website using Adobe CS4, and how to handle MYSQL, PHP, CSS, and some graphics software. The aim here is not only to equip them alone, but to also see if we can partner, (i.e i have jobs too much for me, i send it to them) Dont be afraid there will always be atleast one job for you to do every month, that is why i limit it to just 10 people. Excuse me, The training will be conducted online, using Yahoo Messenger. Are you asking me how is that going to be possible, do not worry, it is, i have trained 17people through the means, i never even see them before, we only chat and kal each other. Believe me they are doing fine now. If you want to be among the 10, plesase be ready to pay N500 per hour. Yes you get it clear. N500 (FIVE HUNDRED NAIRA PER HOUR). sound too cheap right, forget that, i wish to give and yet nothing goes for free, so the price is N500. I can guarantee you that, before the end of the training, you must have designed your own site, and be earning from the business. Okay, try to get a copy of Daily Independence; published on the 30th of November, 2008. See page C5, read through Ola Emmanuel's column to read my story, Very soon, if you can make to get the training, your story will be told too, by yourself, and by people.
Amen!
3 The last offer is free of charge too, on this forum, i will given people free of charge my fast selling E-book titled; Beginners Guide To E-biz. Please dont expect me to give all the details in the e-book free of charge. Lailai. I am still making money from selling it. So i will only be giving you some tips. So watch out.

If you are a newbie you can get a full copy of the e-book. Just; N1,200.

Thanks.

Olu Oludimu

System Administrator ; Emmanuel Communications Limited

Admin; http://www.oakservers.net | http://www.oakmediang.com

E-mail : olu@oakmediang.com | Tel: 08051614052

ROFLMAO naijacutee.

If ever there is an NL award for line of the year, yours is definitely going to be on the nomination list at the very least 

Coming to think of it, he did say he will build the site for them so I guess that is where the "Give Freebies & Train Newbies" comes in 

I kinda like the rhyme tho'
Give FREEBIES
& train NEWBIES

I'm watching you seriously. Don't use this platform to dupe anybody. Moreover, you are not allowed to market here. So get to the business section.

Cheers!

I am very sorry for using the wrong section. All the claims here are open for investigation. You guys are doing great wonders.

Yet those who are keen about making money online are ordering for my e-manual.