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strongest (m)
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Hi guys can we look at the funniest thing a lady ever done on your first date My experience is this I took a lay to a popular spot on Opebi before I called OBJ thie beautifull LEPA has eaten her self to Orobo level am not kidden her lets share yours too please real and authentic one ooo
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bluenubian (f)
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someone please interprete  |
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Izzo (m)
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Don't get what u're trying 2 say. Could u be more specific?  |
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Damsal (f)
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I think what he means is what is the funniest thing that happened on your first date (with your first boyfriend/girfriend. (If something funny did happen and u have had a first date).
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ngozi2007 (f)
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why don't you just get to the point of what you are trying to say because i don't think anyone finds that funny
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iice (f)
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Dude's not back to see whats going on lol. Read his post again, and from what i can decipher, he's saying the funniest thing that happened to him was this lepa chic gorging herself to orobo level. don't even know how that is funny
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soulpatrol (f)
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you all crack me up.  ;Di presume yall are non-nigerians. hes talking in naija slang, and my interpration is that on this first date he had with a girl, he took her to a restaurant to eat, and before he could say OBJ (don't know what that meant  ), the slim and pretty girl had eaten so much she turned fat. something like that! so go ahead and share your own story, people my own funny first date was with a guy that was trying so hard to impress me that when he came to pick me up to go to a restaurant, he turned up in a tuxedo complete with bow tie and that thing guys wear on the waist (cummerband or sumtin) . it was hilarious. and the guy be sweating in the hot naija heat. cracked me up, because i felt so underdressed! |
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Busta (f)
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hahahahaha LMHO meaning "laughing my head off" |
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baby4u2 (f)
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soulpaltrol that was really funny. . . funny enough i can't remember my first date experience but i remember my sisters'.
It was on vals day. . . She went out with this bloke to some chinese restaurant in ikoyi. After they finished eating, the guy realized the money he had on him was not enough to pay for the food. Luckly my sis has been warned to always carry cash on her. I was just thinking to myself . . . "they would have been washing plates if she didnt have the money to complete the payment".
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ngozi2007 (f)
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you also don't get the point of exactly what this guy is saying try and read the letter again then you might understand
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mubowa (f)
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i had to run to somewhere right now but i promise i will be back to share what a guy like you did on a date
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Ms. Olaolu (f)
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i don't exactly have one. per say but lemmie share one about my hme girl! for all of you who live or haved in Nigeria before its going 2 b really hilarious! ok sum ddude that has been on my home girls case for ages finally got her to go on a date and since he had bragged about how rich he was my home girl decided to form golddiggin on the guy! he too her to eat at pearl garden on the island and she ordered food like mad. actually she just looked at the menu and orded lylk 5 meals! the dude now looked her and said ' are u goin 2 eat all that?' and she said 'no! its take away!' then she ate like a hungry fool that had never eaten before, all the while she was ordring the guy just ordered spring rolls and did not find it funny but did not complain per say. so when they were in the car coming back they took 3rd mainland bridge and thegirl was so exicted that she had found maga and started talking shit. nxt thing that happened the guy pulled over! and said she should get down from his car! @ first my friend was forming attitude for the guy until she realized that he was serious and started begging to no avail! so with the remaining dignity she had she started to get down from his car after which she began to reach for her take away then the guy said' and leave the take away behind' so she slammed his door and waited for him 2 reverse and apologize but no he just sped off! propably 2 eat his own chinese and she found her way home with a bus! ne ways i think its really mean but jst plain hilarious
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dominobaby (f)
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Omigosh! I'm Lol hard! But did he drop her on the third mainland bridge, as in right on top of the bridge?
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alaskaa (m)
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a friend of mine told me about his own experience when he took a chick out,this chick is used to forming she is too much but my guy was the cool headed type.my guy took her to all these local joints now !!! (Buka)"iya basira's kind of spot" where they sell only solid food like eba ,amala e.t.c , The guy ordered his meal of amala and egusi soup and "ogufe" (goat meat) the chick too ordered too they started eating they both enjoying there meals.the girl couldn't eat up her "ogufe", after my guy finished with his own meal and washed his hand the girl was doing the same thing and to my guy's surprise this chick asked one of the waitress in the buka to give her a nylon bad that she couldn't finish her ogufe that she would like to take it home which she actually did. |
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soulpatrol (f)
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@alaskaa. omigod, no she didn't!  good lawd, she no get shame? ewwwwwwwww thats so low class. i hope the guy didn't ask her out again. i'm sure he was like WTF did this chick just do? kai! but what is it with naija girls and foooodddd! i really don't understand why some of them develop long throat and embarrass themselves just for food. as if they didnt eat in their own houses. thats too bad. when i go out with a guy to a restaurant, i always end up eating very little. and if if i've known the guy for a while, i offer to pay some of it. simple! but some naija girls, oti o. they'll rather suck the brother dry. all for what?  abeg, guys, biko, i apologize on behalf of all my greedy naija sistas that be sucking you dry. we're not all like that o! @Ms Olaolu. lmao the funniest part was your girl trying to even take her chinese food. like hello, the guy drops you off on the brigde, and you're still thinking of carrying the take-away! long throat! i applaud that guy sha! i no say she be your homie but some girls deserve it. |
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Ms. Olaolu (f)
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@ soul patrol! its not like my hme girl was hungry she just 1ted 2 c how much money the guy had! not much apparently! lol. its was knida grredy of her 2 b thinkin of her chinese on thrid mainland bridge! lol!
@ dominobaby yup like right after the island as in the middle of no where on 3rd mainland. men r evil! lol
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busygirl (f)
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The Iya bas story was funny
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