hungery rat

there was this guy he was hungery for  two weeks,  he had no food nor money.
a very fat  and big rat  ran into his house. two weeks later the rat came out and looked very
thin, on it way out the saw the man still feeling hungery, the rat hissed and walk away
theguy laughed saying OH jouthink say food dey

How can this be. 

If to say na me be the guy, when the rat 1st enter the house wey e fat so, I go use am do barbeque.

At least e now go taste like rat when I don finish with am. 

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you laughed last crazy, u just din't get it.

lol  can't stop seeing the pic in my head poor rat, church rat will be like jack black beside it as hunger don wire am
but wats with all the space it remind me of pry school when i waste pages my reaaly pretty teacher would ask me if i want to sleep there

The guy must really be HUNGERY

Do I look like a rat chopper to you? If you want the recipe for the rat pepper soup or barbeque why don't you just ask and you'll have it in a jiffy.     


Wetin be una own sef, no be contirbution wey I just contribute to the joke. @ least the guy say the rat fat well, well, so tey the rat remain for there thin, him come dey abuse the rat. se him no fit chop the rat make him survive. Him and the rat would eventually die, what's the gain in that. why not eat the rat and live.

@ Clemcykul, It's very obvious your room has not been swept since the day it was built or better still since you started living there. Those rats eat nothing but the dead bodies of their departed ones. If it is TURKEY, ehen, I'll be glad to eat them.

Just joking ooooooo, I've never eaten anything unclean.

Clemcy and Mopegirl, no beefs oooo, just saying what's up and one love.   

We'D be glad to form a partnership. You know she the supplier, me the cook and YOU (DASON4LIFE) would be patronising us, b'because when I took a look at your profile, you looked like a regular at pepper soup joints. So we'D be glad to open one near your area so you'D not have to travel long distances just to take a plate of pepper soup.

It just doesn't get better than this.   

It seems you don't get it at all, DASON4LIFE want us to be in partnership so we'D prepare great pepper soup for him. In that way, I guess, he'D not have to travel far distances just for the sake of a plate of pepper soup.

But if you are not interested in the partnership, I'll look around for another interested person and I tell you, before you say jack robinson, I'll hammer and I'll drive hummer.

So make up your mind now.         

Now you're tzlking. Are you up for the partnership?