Bash That Celebrity Competition : Prize To Be Won!

Competition:
Okay guys! Here is the run down, I would like anyone to write a poem or a short story (no matter the lenght) that mainly  ridicules ANY celebrity, it has to be funny, creative, exciting and original. I'm the only one judging so it has to impress me  The competition would run till friday 7:00 MOT (my own time) when i would read all the entries and reward the winner!

Rules:
- I get to choose the most amusing and you have to live with my decision!
- The link would be delivered to your email so drop your email address incase you win!


The Prize:
You get an exclusive link to this very educative and intresting e-book that could make you the next Einstein (if used seriously), Here is the overview;

You're smart. This book can make you smarter.

Mind Performance Hacks provides real-life tips and tools for overclocking your brain and becoming a better thinker. In the increasingly frenetic pace of today's information economy, managing your life requires naughtyboyism your brain. With this book, you'll cut through the clutter and tune up your brain intentionally, safely, and productively.

Grounded in current research and theory, but offering practical solutions you can apply immediately, Mind Performance Hacks is filled with life hacks that teach you to:



Use mnemonic tricks to remember numbers, names, dates, and other flotsam you need to recall

Put down your calculator and perform complex math in your head, with your fingers, or on the back of a napkin

Spark your creativity with innovative brainstorming methods

Use effective systems to capture new ideas before they get away

Communicate in creative new ways-even using artificial languages

Make better decisions by foreseeing problems and finding surprising solutions

Improve your mental fitness with cool tricks and games

While the hugely successful Mind Hacks showed you how your brain works, Mind Performance Hacks shows you how to make it work better.

 
 It's worth the read! So make me laugh (at the expense of celebs) and get smarter!