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davidylan (m)
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Pls all booty calls should take note of the revised agreement that shall henceforth be binding on all parties in the booty-call arrangement. Thank you.  |
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sistawoman
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Add the following:
No kissing on the lips - we are not that close.
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Ebony-Silk
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*raised eyebrow*
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CodeRED (f)
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@topic
And don't call my phone UNLESS it's an emergency.
If we meet in public for whatever reason, ignore me. WE dont know each other.
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~Sauron~
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@topic
And don't call my phone UNLESS it's an emergency.
If we meet in public for whatever reason, ignore me. WE don't know each other.
U are not serious. Pick up ya fone now, i am calling your island ass. |
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stillwater (f)
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I won't sign it.  |
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davidylan (m)
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I won't sign it. Better do sharp sharp . . . the window of eligibility is narrowing by the minute.  |
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~Sauron~
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I am kool. . . . . .I have been waiting for your call. U don't have calling card?? |
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busybein
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I am kool. . . . . .I have been waiting for your call.
U don't have calling card??
i dont need a call card,i can as well call direct with my line  wait for my call in 25 0mins |
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~Sauron~
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i don't need a call card,i can as well call direct with my line wait for my call in 25 0mins Sign the agreement. Send a copy via fax. |
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stillwater (f)
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Better do sharp sharp . . . the window of eligibility is narrowing by the minute. Thank God for my size, I can pass through any window narrow or wide. |
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busybein
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Sign the agreement. Send a copy via fax. ahn ahn,why not wait to hear my sweet voice  Thank God for my size, I can pass through any window narrow or wide. i guess we fat shapeless ones r stuck here then  |
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~Sauron~
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Wait for voice?? I really can't wait. Lets get this done already before madam comes back. |
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Ebony-Silk
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Jenny, abeg stop with the fat thing jor. . . .you and stillwarra are almost same size, just 10 pounds and 5inches diff |
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stillwater (f)
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i guess we fat shapeless ones r stuck here then No now, you can suck in your breath. Before you know it you'll fly through Jenny, abeg stop with the fat thing jor. . . .you and stillwarra are almost same size, just 10 pounds and 5inches diff So she's even lying.  |
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~Sauron~
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no way,i insist on my own way,we will discuss d agreement on d phone,when i call
Be quick, NEPA has taken light for 6 hours and ma battery is dying. |
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CodeRED (f)
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U are not serious.
Pick up ya phone now, i am calling your island ass.
Jenny has blocked my line , @Busybein, How are you love? I just got in. Have to work hard love, I heard it's expense to live in Naija We will meet on the other side. Holla whenever you are ready. |
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busybein
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Be quick, NEPA has taken light for 6 hours and ma battery is dying.
ok,we will wait till weneva NEPA brings d light up nepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No now, you can suck in your breath. Before you know it you'll fly through So she's even lying. im not lying,morenike is d liar here,she knows im on d big side |
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Ebony-Silk
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I'm not the liar o. . . .atleast I can truthfully say am triple times bigger than stillwarra. |
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busybein
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Jenny has blocked my line , @Busybein, How are you love? I just got in. Have to work hard love, I heard it's expense to live in Naija We will meet on the other side. Holla whenever you are ready. aww sweets,its expensive living in naija but not as expensive as d western world,here we have to pay for everything,water,energy,even to shit in d bathroom and piss,u must pay ,very soon we will start paying for talking, it will be 1 euro for 30 words work hard?awww,im off stress dis period,all i do is enjoy,just came back from a party |
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busybein
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I'm not the liar o. . . .atleast I can truthfully say am triple times bigger than stillwarra. well if u r triple times bigger than still wata,then get urself ready,one of my cousin is interested in u,he likes pretty babes |
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Ebony-Silk
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Jenny, then tell him stillwarra dey, cuz I can also truthfully admit my wowrity |
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~Sauron~
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Jenny has blocked my line , Smart Jenny!!! Find anutha man then ok,we will wait till weneva NEPA brings d light up nepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It's like waiting for the 2nd coming of Christ. They brought it 5 mins ago and it's half-voltage. |
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davidylan (m)
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See these railway workers again . . .
sign the agreement and be damn quick with it . . . i aint got all that time.
Stillwater, someone has signed on your behalf . . . . Thanks for doing business with us.
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busybein
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Smart Jenny!!! Find anutha man then It's like waiting for the 2nd coming of Christ. They brought it 5 mins ago and it's half-voltage. we wil wait till wenever its full Jenny, then tell him to come to me, because I can also truthfully admit my beauty r u kidding me,'course i know See these railway workers again . . .
sign the agreement and be damn quick with it . . . i aint got all that time.
Stillwater, someone has signed on your behalf . . . . Thanks for doing business with us.
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Ebony-Silk
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sign the agreement and be damn quick with it . . . i aint got all that time.
ku ise o. sa je ki owo mi ba e |
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davidylan (m)
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Please Please Please . . . it is important that you read the booty call commandments before putting pen to paper Compliance with the rules is highly encouraged to avoid future embarassment. Thank you! Please for the sake of clarity, have a neutral party help you explain article 7 of this commandment VERY CAREFULLY! |
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~Sauron~
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we wil wait till wenever its full Haaaaaaaaa. . . . . . Are u sure i won't find someone else?? This is getting too tacky!! |
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